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Apple Making a Spreadsheet?

Raleel writes "It appears that apple has trademarked the word "Numbers". Speculation is that it is a new spreadsheet. It makes sense with Keynote, Pages, and Mail." That would sort of fill in the last major hole in their lineup.

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  1. Wait till they trademark Letters by Winckle · · Score: 4, Funny

    and then we will see Apple's "innovative" new product line

  2. It's a hole in the line-up by mpapet · · Score: 3, Funny

    I loose my mind everytime I see silly errors like that.

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    1. Re:It's a hole in the line-up by ryanvm · · Score: 4, Funny

      I loose my mind everytime I see silly errors like that.

      Haha - that joke made my hole weak.

  3. The hole in Apple's lineup by argent · · Score: 4, Funny

    Apple doesn't have a high performance virus distribution mechanism yet. It's way too easy to turn off "open safe files after download" in Safari and then all you've got to work with is social engineering.

  4. Next Trademark after Numbers: by Stanistani · · Score: 4, Funny

    Deuteronomy.

    It's the NextStep to the iBible.

  5. I just downloaded it. by blackmonday · · Score: 4, Funny

    I just downloaded this new spreadsheet program and my powerbook feels much snappier now!

  6. It shouldn't take long... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 3, Funny

    After all, Apple can even get their engineers to continue working on projects after they're fired

  7. Re:Only fair... by myheroBobHope · · Score: 4, Funny

    You know, if only we had a search engine, that would save your joke...

    Consider it saved.

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  8. Re:Well you can't trademark *a* number... by overunderunderdone · · Score: 4, Funny

    Well you can't trademark *a* number...

    1 Dale Ernhardt Inc.
    (3)Level 3 Communications
    4Swingline, Inc.
    5 Chanel
    31 Baskin Robbins
    "33" Latrobe Brewing
    57 H.J. Heinz Company
    501 Levi Strauss & Co.
    747 Boeing

  9. previous spreadsheet by Rune+Berge · · Score: 5, Funny

    Also, wasn't there an Apple spreadsheet program previously...

    Yeah, I seem to remember this little known app called VisiCalc or something. It must have been a failure, because no one seems to even remember it here...

  10. Re:A spreadsheet or a spreadsheet program? by timeOday · · Score: 4, Funny

    Ha! You think "spreadsheet" is a PAPER related term? True, some kids were in the habit of using spreadsheet papers. Only because they didn't know REAL spreadsheets were written on papyri. But the REALLY REAL men used stone tablets and clay blobs.

  11. Re:Careful now... by DoomHaven · · Score: 4, Funny
    Axe bodyspray
    Yeah, like Apple users own deodorant.
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  12. Re:The Numbers Game: by Everleet · · Score: 4, Funny
    Ha Ha Ha. I get it. Cos open office is teh sux!. It sucks so bad people who use it should be shot!

    No, I think they've suffered enough.

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