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Telepresence Via Matter Imaging

Qa32 writes "Computer scientists in the U.S. are developing a system which would allow people to convey a solid 3D recreation of themselves over the Internet. From the article: 'When you watch something created by claymation, it is a real object and it looks like it's moving itself. That's something like the idea we're doing... in our case, the idea is that you have computation in the 'clay', as though the clay can move itself.'"

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  1. This could by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 3, Funny

    Really change the future of net sex!

    1. Re:This could by RickPartin · · Score: 3, Funny

      Any technological improvement must first benefit porn before it can take off. It's an unspoken rule. For example every single geek wishes for a holodeck for the soul purpose of holosex.

    2. Re:This could by N3Roaster · · Score: 2, Funny
      Any technological improvement must first benefit porn before it can take off. It's an unspoken rule.
      Unspoken, huh?
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    3. Re:This could by tuoppi · · Score: 4, Funny

      Producing a warm, wet, and, I guess, more importantly, orificed interactive version seems somewhat more complex and definitely beyond the realms of this lifetime....

      Actually, that's already reality. This implementation is called "woman". See http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Woman for more information.

      Even if woman was implemented a long time ago (some legends mention a liberal usage of spare parts from a standard nerd), the price hasn't gone down, and this product is still very rare among nerd community.

  2. And pr0n technology moves 1 step closer by antifoidulus · · Score: 4, Funny

    to being the real thing sans the nagging.

  3. Great! Just what we need... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 2, Funny

    Great! Just what we need. A bunch of fat, bald, "claymation" old men running around in their underwear on the Internet looking for dates. It's bad enough they are already stuck behind the bright light of their computer screen doing this. Now they can practically "enter" the Internet for all to see!

    Kind of reminds me of that Futurama episode where they all used VR gear to enter the Internet -- with an overall TRON-like feel. You had to love the chat rooms, with all of the guys cowering in one corner.

  4. Davey and Goliath by hedley · · Score: 3, Funny


    Don't doooo it Daaaaveeeey!!!

    H.

  5. Re:I wonder by Seumas · · Score: 5, Funny

    This is computational clay. Not MAGIC clay.

  6. So... by __aaclcg7560 · · Score: 3, Funny

    Wouldn't creating a copy of another person be a form of piracy? Yet another technology that the movie/record industry will try to eliminate. After all, why should anyone be allowed to have a personal duplicate of Michael Jackson at home.

    1. Re:So... by myowntrueself · · Score: 4, Funny

      "After all, why should anyone be allowed to have a personal duplicate of Michael Jackson at home."

      Maybe it could be used as a form of punishment? Something like distributed penal servitude.

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  7. Shape shifting robots by isny · · Score: 4, Funny

    Sounds like some strange combination of the T1000 from Terminator 2 and Gumby.

    1. Re:Shape shifting robots by dangitman · · Score: 2, Funny
      Sounds like some strange combination of the T1000 from Terminator 2 and Gumby.

      The Gumbinator?

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  8. One Word: Boobies by pipingguy · · Score: 4, Funny


    A fellow slashdotter told me about the boob mouse a few weeks ago. Since getting two, I haven't left the house. With this new innovation, I may never move from the computer chair.

  9. Re:I wonder by keyboardkungfu · · Score: 2, Funny

    IF you are ugly .. i don't think the clay is gonna help. From my close friends in unnamed clans that, i have never seen before in my life... i don't want to see them, really. I really REALLY don't want to see them, just talking to them for one min on aim make me wonder why they are vergens. ;) If this 'claymation' becomes popular.. I'm waiting for the skins hack to show up. Click here to look like Carmen Electra even though you are a 500 pound fat ass WHALE! Screw claymation. Screw Bush! heh.. back to my sutter home.

  10. Re:Funny but Not Funny by TheKidWho · · Score: 4, Funny

    omg, the thoughts of demolition man style sex make me wanan find whoever is doing this research and SHOOT THEM NOW BEFORE ITS TOO LATE!!

  11. Re:Going to take more than a printer by dark-br · · Score: 3, Funny

    Ok... keep Pamela Adersons "consciousness" to yourself and just give me her body ;)

  12. Re:Funny but Not Funny by jamesh · · Score: 5, Funny

    I wonder what thoughts would have been conjured up in my head had I not known that 'Demolition Man' was a movie :)

  13. Re:Hmm... by RickPartin · · Score: 3, Funny

    Completely consuming and destroying your hand silly. All futuristic technology has to be able to spontaneously kill people as a rule.

  14. Bring on the Clay Dildos and Cavulators by eno2001 · · Score: 3, Funny

    I hope these claythings are self cleaning. There's going to be lot's of Windows (exhibitionists), BSD (necropheliacs) and Linux (afraid of girls) fans wanting to get their hands on this technology. (I'm an equal opportunity offender) ;P

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  15. Re:kind of like Star Wars by mr_z_beeblebrox · · Score: 2, Funny

    And he stressed this would be useful for much more than simple video conferencing.

    Of course it would, think of the porn. On second thought, think of the kittens.

  16. Naw...not that episode by Rhinobird · · Score: 4, Funny

    This is more like that episode where Fry gets a robot copy of Lucy Liu. we just have to insert a blank robot in the drive and copy the information over and BAM!...a robo-mation copy of Gillian Anderson.

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