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How to Become A Real-World Superhero
utherdoul writes "Batman isn't from outer space and wasn't born with a mutant gene --he uses his riches, raw determination and technological know-how to equip himself to fight evil. So why couldn't the average geek do the same? I've written a story for Forbes.com that breaks down the Dark Knight's expenses and explains what it would cost to become a real-world Batman using commercially available training and technology." From the article: "Batman's suit is a modified piece of infantry armor built by the applied sciences division of Wayne Enterprises. It's waterproof, bulletproof, knife-proof and temperature-regulating. Paired with an impact-resistant, graphite-composite cowl and spiked ninja-style gauntlets, it allows Batman to protect himself against everything from swords to machine guns."
If you can't do it from the comfort of your terminal, it ain't worth it.
Also, Batman isn't real.
Why doesn't anybody aim at his chin? (no armor there)
All it requires is a sniper.
Recovering some old ladies $10 purse as a superhero: Priceless.
The Butler: $200,000
Damn! A butler make $200,000? Why didn't my parents name me Jeeves?
'Go for the eyes, Boo, go for the eyes, aaarrrrrrrr!' -- Minsc
Furthermore, the average geek doesn't need to "count on forking over $297,000 a year on gifts, including Tiffany diamond earrings and necklaces for your lady friends."
What I'm listening to now on Pandora...
These Chinese keep claiming to be communists but I just don't see it.
My days of not taking you seriously are certainly coming to a middle...
I always wondered how nobody knew about him being batman, where he's got all this high tech stuff that sometimes gets blown up (the batmobile in Batman and robin). Do they kill the contractors after they're done? There's gotta be one guy who gets drunk in a bar and says "you think you're job is cool, i just fixed the anti-lock brakes on the batmoboile at wayne manor"
It's a no-brainer. Also, we are geeks, right? Real life is a bit too ... real. Especially when it comes to engaging in violence with unsavory characters.
Now, a badass remote-controlled robot to roam the streets, beating the crap out of the bad guys, that would be something else ...
I hear there's rumors on the Slashdots
ALL this guy's stuff is from the Whatever-Whatever division of Wayne Enterprises. You'd think this "Batman" fellow owned the freaking company or something... ;-)
Let's not forget the legal costs here. He'll need a fulltime team of lawyers.
- copyright/trademark infringement (obvious) - *BIFF* *BAM* *POW* must all have TM after 'em
- defense attorneys to get him out of jail/represent him for all of his speeding tickets
- civil attorneys to handle all the lawsuits from the criminals he "wrongly assaulted"
- insert obvious comments about riaa/mpaa/gitmo
Invalid Checksum. Retrying.
Legalized abortion costs the public virtually nothing and has a much greater effect on reducing crime...
Is that kind of abortion of the postadolescent variety? Because a superhero might be able to help greatly with that, too!
I can see it now: The Aborter. He's a mild mannered abortion clinic doctor by day, helping rid the world of unwanted babies... By night he's on par with The Punisher, except he has a custom-formulated serum that makes villians crap their intestines right out, resulting in a long, miserable (and incredibly messy) death! He also has sonar vision (don't ask how that happened, you don't want to know!) that can also detect "bad seeds", while they're in the womb!
Constitutional rights may be respected, repealed, or modified; but they must never be ignored.
...have you seen any bullet-proof vest that extends below the belt? Is there nothing important to protect there, or do they think snipers play by boxing rules?
The Bottom Line
Final Cost: $3,365,449
The long version makes it clear that most of the goodies are made by, developed by, or otherwise courtesy of Wayne Enterprises. Now, granted, it's his company, and he can afford an accounting firm that can figure out how to write off $3.3 Million.
But you would think somebody in R&D would at some point read the latest press on Batman say "Hey! I remember working on that project!"
-- I Am Not A Terrorist.
Wow you can pull off an alter ego as a billionaire by barely spending a million dollars? I guess Wayne manor is just cardboard, duct tape and a coat of paint.
yes, but this is the logic of most of batmans' opponents, and everyone knows that they always loose.
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But you would think somebody in R&D would at some point read the latest press on Batman say "Hey! I remember working on that project!"
I think the people in Wayne Enterprises all work on parts and pieces of the projects, never really knowing what they were for, and I think Alfred was supposed to be the one who assembled them into their final form. (I guess that means he also gives the Batmobile a tuneup once in a while.) With that sort of divide-and-conquer strategy, the only employees you'd have to keep quiet would be those in the Bat-Shaped Black Plastic Casings Division.
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religon vs. being high?
to an agnostic, there is a WHOLE LOTTA things running in parallel
every day http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Special:Random