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The Onion in 2056

Posted by CmdrTaco on from the stuff-to-read dept.

agonist writes "Has anyone seen The Onion in 2056? I accidentally ran across it after clicking on one of the hyperlinks in my weekly Onion email." It's been awhile since we link The Onion. Always good for numerous laughs.

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  1. A story by Apple Computer Inc: by Anonymous Coward · · Score: -1, Offtopic

    Enabling Bonjour Service Discovery by Apple Computer Inc

    Bonjour service discovery is always enabled. You can't disable the use of Bonjour to discover network services.

    the end


    Stop it. Stop it at once. Stop it I say. Don't disable that service. Stop that now. Stop this at once! Don't find a way to turn off that service. Stop this immediately. This is not acceptable. Stop it! I demand you to stop. Don't tamper with this service. Don't find a way to turn it off. It is not allowed! Stop! Stop it. Turning this service off is not supported! Stop. Please Stop.

  2. Re:Click here to download plugin by tomstdenis · · Score: -1, Offtopic

    Yeah seriously.... stupid people and their use of flash [when it's not openly available].

    Oh well, I imagine their site was funny but I can't tell.

    Tom

    --
    Someday, I'll have a real sig.
  3. Don't worry... by jasonmicron · · Score: -1, Offtopic

    If my submission gets accepted you'll hear plenty of that!

  4. Re:"Stuff that matters" by Snufalufagus+Prime · · Score: 0, Offtopic

    I can see your panties...and there's a KNOT in them!

    --
    "Outside of a dog, a book is man's best friend. Inside of a dog, it is too dark to read." -Groucho Marx
  5. Re:Click here to download plugin by Anonymous Coward · · Score: -1, Offtopic

    Linux?

  6. Re:Click here to download plugin by Anonymous Coward · · Score: -1, Offtopic

    Fucking swear jar shitting cocks in reverse. Rectalfest jizzburger cuntmop vaginally-stacked halibut! Oi, my fuck is for shit.