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Greatest Beams In Movie History
_Laban_ writes "Vue Weekly has summarized the greatest beams in movie history. From the article: 'They slice us, they disintegrate us, they roast us alive, they level our greatest monuments and pinpoint our deepest fears.'"
Zzzzzzap!
Quid festinatio swallonis est aetherfuga inonusti?
Africus aut Europaeus?
Slow news day?
...Jim Beam?
Yeah, I'll be quiet now...
Sampizcat
The most fearful one is the sunbeam. It makes people turn browner. It's why I hide in my mom's basement under the cool glow of flourescent tubes and LCD monitors all day long, to avoid the terrible sun beams...
Oolite: Elite-like game. For Mac, Linux and Windows
Could this open some eyes and increase interest in alternative (Linux, Mac) offerings?
Why isn't Buzz Lightyear's blinking red LED (with SOUND!) on the list?
Let the commencement BEGINULATE!
I have a theory about the Care Bear Beams: every time they used them, the Care Bears lost a little bit of intelligence, but it felt really good to use them.
At the start, they rerely used them. It was like the Care Bear Stare was some terrible weapon. As time progressed they used them more and more. So the first time they used them it was "We can't do that! Don't you know what it will do to us?" but the more they used them the less intelligent they got, but they enjoyed it. Now they are all locked in a room somewhere, drooling like idiots, using the stare every few seconds because it feels so good.
The best ray in Doctor Who is the defabricator and it's devestating effects
Blessed are the pessimists, for they have made backups. -- 0 1 My two bits
Anyone that thinks that the [adjective] beam from [TV series] was superior clearly has [disgusting substance] for brains.
The [adjective] coolness of my choice is [superlative].
But I suppose the [adjective] beam from [book title] was really the winner. If they'd only made that into a [visual medium], it would *so* beat all the other choices.
Argue with that.