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France to Be Site of World's First Nuclear Fusion

brad writes "The New York Times (free registration) is reporting that 'France won an international competition today to be the site of the world's first nuclear fusion reactor, an estimated $12 billion project that many scientists see as essential to solving the world's future energy needs.'"

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  1. Dup Fusion by A+Dafa+Disciple · · Score: 4, Funny

    If only /. editors could develop a method for fusing dups.

    Try paying attention to your own site.

    1. Re:Dup Fusion by Scaba · · Score: 3, Funny

      Does't work that way. /. stories are a fissionable material; that's why you seem them more than once.

    2. Re:Dup Fusion by helioquake · · Score: 4, Funny

      Think of it as a chance for "do-over" the comment you thought you'd score high mod points earlier...

      /hey, subscribers get to see the dupe 30 minutes earlier than you did.

    3. Re:Dup Fusion by Tassach · · Score: 4, Funny
      Let's see... a developer wants to build a hotel on the land now occupied by Justice Souter's home, to be financed with investments from pro-Liberty individuals.

      Only one question: where do I send my check?

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    4. Re:Dup Fusion by Lisandro · · Score: 4, Funny

      It IS newsworthy! It's not the first dupe of a story still viewable in the main index, but it is the first dupe only 7 hours after the original! Don't be mean, you!

    5. Re:Dup Fusion by l3ert · · Score: 5, Funny

      And that's why they cause servers meltdown.

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    6. Re:Dup Fusion by AKAImBatman · · Score: 4, Funny

      If only /. editors could develop a method for fusing dups.

      I'll have you know that this is NOT a dupe! The first article was in the Science section. This article is in the Hardware section! It must mean that Nuclear Fusion will be coming to power our computer hardware soon! Yippee! </sarcasm> ;-)

    7. Re:Dup Fusion by werewolf1031 · · Score: 2, Funny

      But... but... Dr. Octavius already TRIED this, and if his non-magnetic metal arms can't contain the reaction and keep it from blowing up the world, WHO CAN?!

      IN OTHER NEWS...

      "France Now World's Largest Smoking Crater; Film at 11"

      ...spidey sense... tingling...

    8. Re:Dup Fusion by XaXXon · · Score: 4, Funny

      I just wasted 5-6 of my no-ads page-views because the last time I refreshed slashdot it was this same article on top. I thought my browser was broken.

      I WANT MY 6 PAID VIEWS BACK!!!

    9. Re:Dup Fusion by Mahou · · Score: 2, Funny

      it's ok they can just dump the sea water on it to put it out

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    10. Re:Dup Fusion by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 2, Funny
    11. Re:Dup Fusion by Metteyya · · Score: 1, Funny

      Don't complain, at least you have a chance for karma-lifting posting +5 Funny comments about dupes.

    12. Re:Dup Fusion by danila · · Score: 2, Funny

      May be Slashdot editors hope that you place the stories close enough to each other, they would combine into a new, heavier story, releasing a lot of energy in the process? Yeah, that makes sense to me.

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  2. Fusion by wass · · Score: 2, Funny

    Just fuse the original story and this dupe into a heavier-Z nucleus story.

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  3. dupe dupe dupe, dupe of Earl Earl Earl by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 2, Funny

    ah, that same old song, except this time all on the same screen!

  4. "Hardware", not "Science" by JanneM · · Score: 4, Funny

    This is sectioned "Hardware", not "Science", so perhaps this time around we could have an actual discussion on fusion technology and the planned plant, not devolve into a flamefest between idiots.

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    1. Re:"Hardware", not "Science" by SamSim · · Score: 2, Funny
      not devolve into a flamefest between idiots

      You're new here, right?

  5. Cool, by hungrygrue · · Score: 4, Funny

    I didn't have time to read the article the first time it was posted today. Thanks for the helpful dupe!

  6. Strong support from the Pacific for this one!! by plierhead · · Score: 3, Funny
    As an inhabitant of the Pacific, which France has defiled over many years with their constant testing of nuclear weapons, I strongly support France's desires to house a nuclear fusion reactor in their own country for once. It will certainly make a change from them blasting the hell out of, and irradiating, the unlucky natives living on atolls that fall under France's colonial umbrella.

    My only desire would be that the safety procedures at the new reactor are placed under the control of a third party - preferably a college frat house, its members well supplied with halucinogenic drugs, and who could control the reactor's safety computer systems (based on Windows ME) over the Internet from their own dormrooms via a non-secured link.

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  7. Fuse them by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1, Funny

    Can it be used to fuse the two articles into one?

    They are getting nuclear fusion or a reactor that uses it? :)

  8. Correction by NotQuiteReal · · Score: 5, Funny
    The headline says France to Be Site of World's First Nuclear Fusion... but that is speculative.

    Since they already have EuroDisney, and this Fusion thingy might not pan out, the headline just as easily could have been:

    France to Be Site of World's Second Largest Boondogle

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  9. That was hours and hours ago. by lheal · · Score: 2, Funny

    Who can remember that long ago? I had to google it to verify that you were right. Luckily, it was still in Google's cache.

    I, for one, welcome duplicate stories.

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  10. Half Life by keytoe · · Score: 5, Funny

    Looks like the half-life of a slashdot story is about 7.5 hours...

  11. Let's sing! by Stormwatch · · Score: 5, Funny

    This is the news that doesn't end,
    yes it goes on and on my friend,
    some people started posting it not knowing it's a dupe,
    now they'll continue duping it forever just because...

    (repeat)

  12. Geezzzz! by JohnnyBigodes · · Score: 4, Funny

    The French are going to have TWO nuclear fusion reactors. They are becoming a top world power! :D

  13. Re:Stupid Title by Barbarian · · Score: 2, Funny

    ...hydrogen bombs?

  14. Re:Not repeating yourself by Armadni+General · · Score: 1, Funny

    A Slashdotted colon is what you get when you eat too much Mexican food and get diarrhea.

  15. Amazon? by Saeed+al-Sahaf · · Score: 3, Funny
    I'm guessing this feature has already been suggested for SlashCode implementation. Maybe I should go check...

    I believe Amazon has already patented this idea, maybe you should send them a check for disclosing proprietary information.

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  16. Re:I'll wait until it shows up again by Psykechan · · Score: 3, Funny

    When it is duped next time it better be in the "Games" section. I want to play a nice game of Sim Fusion Power Plant.

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  17. Unfortunate Timothy by illumnatLA · · Score: 3, Funny

    It sure seems that Timothy dupes posts on a recurring basis. "The Duplicator" should be his pen name.


    Oh... wait... didn't someone post something about this already??? Silly me.

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  18. You're doing it all wrong... by crimson30 · · Score: 5, Funny

    Yours didn't have a NY Times link. And yours wasn't at all misleading and sensationalist, either. To spice things up, maybe add a condescending sentence at the end, like so:

    The world's first fusion reactor is soon to be completed in France. Nuclear Fusion is what powers the sun and hydrogen bombs. w00t!

    And last, but not least, submit it under the wrong category, like say, Star Wars.