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Britain's First Jedi Member of Parliament

earthlingpink writes "In his maiden speech to the House of Commons, the Hon. Member for Copeland, Jamie Reed MP, announced that he is a Jedi: "as the first Jedi Member of this place, I look forward to the protection under the law that will be provided to me by the Bill" (the quotation is a fair way down the page; search for 'Jedi,' not surprisingly). How long before we have a Congressional equivalent?" Update: 06/29 23:15 GMT by T : Reader JE_Hoover adds a correction: "Although the previous MP for Copeland was the Hon. Member for Copeland, the current MP for Copeland is not a member of the privy council. Debretts make it all clear."

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  1. Good for him by Richie1984 · · Score: 5, Insightful

    I'm glad that he's paying attention to this ridiculous bill by showing how daft the implications of it would be. Hopefully, along with Rowan Atkinson's recent attack, the bill will be defeated

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    I'm not stressed. I'm just terribly, terribly alert.
  2. Re:The Force is *retarded* with this one... by Aggrazel · · Score: 5, Insightful

    The jedi religion is just as real as any other, IMO, except perhaps better written.

  3. Wrong Claim by Mr+Guy · · Score: 5, Insightful

    Not really.

    It's entirely different to claim to believe in Jedi and to claim to BE a Jedi. According to the books I've read and the movies, a Jedi is capable of performing these actions. They all have their "talents" but to be a Jedi you have to be able to manipulate the force in some tangible and demonstrable way.

    The water to wine thing doesn't hold. It's not a commonly held dogma (leaving backwoods ministers from crazyville out) that Christians are given controllable powers. If they were claiming to be Jesus, on the other hand, by all means, ask for proof. Thomas did, and got to stick his fingers through the nail wounds.

    1. Re:Wrong Claim by phpWebber · · Score: 5, Insightful

      Ok fine.
      Than as a Christian, prove you are _like_ Christ.

      - Treat all people no matter what their sickness or sexual conduct as God's children.
      - Suspend your criticism of other's sins unless you are without
      - Put other's well-being before your own
      - Live a life of spirituality, not wealth
      - Openly critize the leaders of your religion and texts
      - Refrain from any anger at any time except in the case when someone is profiting from your religion
      - Be willing to sacrifice yourself for what you believe in

      Lots of people claim to be Christians. How many really are?

  4. Re:They Voted Him In by Angostura · · Score: 5, Insightful

    Sounds to me as if he went straight over your head. He is opposing a bill that would outlaw the the stirring up of hatred against members of a religion. That includes jedi, sith, scientologist, whatever. The bill is very loosely worded as to what could be considered stirring up hatred. "Yoda was an arsehole, it all Jedi should be done away with" might qualify.

    So this is a smart guy using satire to ridicule the bill in a fairly subtle way. So yes, I suppose you could say that it does give insight into the type of people who get voted in.

    And in case anyone is wondering about the obsequious thanks to Jack Cunningham in the speech, it is traditional to thank your predecessor in your first speech to the commons.

  5. May the Force be with nobody by pickapeppa · · Score: 5, Insightful

    We'll have a Jedi Senator years before we'll have an atheist one.

  6. That wasn't a Christian by brownpau · · Score: 5, Insightful

    Fish-out-of-thin-air guy wasn't a Christian. He was a Jew.

  7. Re:The Force is *retarded* with this one... by Phillup · · Score: 5, Insightful

    There's no such thing as the force, and there never will be

    And, this is different from other religions how?

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    --Phillip

    Can you say BIRTH TAX
  8. Re:The Force is *retarded* with this one... by NoMoreBS · · Score: 5, Insightful

    I don't think you spent very much time thinking about this. Saying you don't believe in Chi is like you saying "I don't believe in love". If you have never experienced it, you won't believe in it, or have any hope of really understanding it. If you have experienced it, you don't need convincing.

    Sure, doctors and scientists might be able to describe it in bland chemical and physical terms, but that doesn't mean it doesn't exist. And when you do, you are missing most of the point.