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Following Bill Gates' Linux Attack Money
UnderScan writes "After researching this material for about three years, Tom Adelstein tracks Microsoft's anti-Linux lobbying money: "Microsoft has unparalleled influence throughout the Federal government. On the cover of a recent edition of VarBusiness Magazine dated June 26, 2005 the editors presented a large headline which read: 'It's A Microsoft World. Five years after running afoul of the Feds, Microsoft is as powerful as ever. Pushing a platform instead of products could make it stronger still. Why nothing seems to stop it.'""
Tom Adelstein discovers VarBusiness Magazine owned by Microsoft.
It's only a matter of time before MicrSoft seceeds from the Union, forming a technocracy that will rule the internet and unleash Clippy v2.0, the Terminator edition. Unstoppable, blob-like, indefatigable, only Mr. Peabody and the Way Back machine can stop it now. May the Gods have mercy on our souls.
"I drank WHAT?!"--Socrates
who else read as 'attack monkey' ?
The new linux campaign... They should really start using Linux in the White House. The catchy slogan: Even the President can install it!
Soon they'll announce linux has ties to terrorist!
We could probably get Tova Torvalds an advisory position with IndyMedia...do you think it would help?
Where would we be if Wheel had hid her round rock in a cave instead of showing everyone how it rolls?
They also control the black helicopters, Flying Saucers, and it seems that if you dig deep enough you find out that the Anal Probe(tm held by MS) was actually worked on in the late 70's by none other than Bill Gates himself. His new secret projects are being tested in a certain prison in Cuba as we speak. Anal Probe De-Virginater 2.0. or maybe you guys need to lighten up...
Am I the only person that reads all comments before posting one myself? Geesh.
"...if people respected copyright more, like you guys do with the GPL so religiously, [the DMCA] wouldn't be necessary."
I have a golden crayon. Can I make a rule?
I'll turn into a supernova and burn up everything. Well I'll turn into a black little hole and you'll turn into string.
I tried switching the family over to JSF attack jets over the summer
vacation and the wails of terror, utter anxiety, and lack of any flight training whatsoever was enough to crash the jets straight into the ground.
So why all the troubles?
Afterall JSF pilots love to tell stories of how the JSF is so
much better than a donkey cart with a broken wheel and they would never try to fly across the ocean in one.
My conclusion after seeing real people in a real average Jane setting
crash and burn after being dropped in the pilot's seat midair is that the JSF advocates are just plain lying
because the JSF is really a step backwards for people used to using
technology several centuries behind what it should be.
To make this short and simple, virtually NOTHING worked properly in the JSF.
Telling the JSF to turn left and swatting it with your hand did nothing, it would not listen.
Stuffing oats and barley into the fuel tank did not refuel it. In fact, the jet technician said I caused 100s of 1000s of $$$ worth of damage!
I tried to nail a proper shoe onto the jet turbine, but the jet-grade aluminum just gouged.
I applied salve to where we attached the harness, but the weird metallic lesions would not heal.
We then took the JSF to a vetrinarian, but he said he did not treat JSFs.
I was unable to tie the reins up to the hitching post.
And it goes on and on for pages,but the bottom line is that the JSF lasted about 3 days in my house before I ditched it and went back to
my donkey cart with a broken wheel.
Conclusion is that the JSF is a birds nest of confusion. The JSF seems
like it might be good until you actually try and fly it and then it
shows it's ugliness, slowness and instability.
Why on earth ANYONE would use the JSF for personal transportation is beyond me.
"Where men are men, women are women, and young 14y old girls are FBI agents"
...or something like that.
It takes a man to suffer ignorance and smile
Be yourself no matter what they say
Microsoft is funded by terrorists who use their software to plot devilish crimes. (Windows 2K in fact.)
Doesn't it make you feel good to know that our freedoms are protected by politicans, lawyers and journalists.
Is this another new monster from Kingdom of Loathing?
Microsoft defending itself against a competing platform? Sending attack money out? No, say it ain't so.
(insert your favorite eyes rolling emoticon here)
If my grammar and spelling are off, I am [distracted/tired/careless] (take your pick)
Is this come kind of joke?
It must be:
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