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11-Nation Raid on Net Pirates

Cobb writes "The US Justice Department announce a global crack-down on large scale internet pirates distributing first run movies. According to the article: "FBI agents and investigators in the other nations conducted 90 searches starting Wednesday, arresting four people and shutting down at least eight major online distribution servers for pirated works, a Justice official said. Authorities also seized hundreds of computers in raids in the United States, Australia, Belgium, Canada, Denmark, France, Germany, Israel, the Netherlands, Portugal and the United Kingdom.""

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  1. Gee, no China? by bensafrickingenius · · Score: 5, Funny

    I just can't believe our friends in the Chinese government didn't want to get in on this crackdown...

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  2. Coordination of Efforts by Deinhard · · Score: 5, Funny

    This is not meant to be a flame, but...

    If the US Justice Department can coordinate such an effort among 11 different nations and justice systems, why can't we find Osama Bin Laden?

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  3. Just pirate bad movies by Trigun · · Score: 3, Funny

    Pirate the ones that the MPAA are unwilling to admit to making, and you're safe!

    Nobody ever got arrested for pirating 'Gigli'

    1. Re:Just pirate bad movies by TubeSteak · · Score: 3, Funny
      If I was a Pirate I'd definitely want to make off with Jennifer Lopez's booty.

      Yarrrrrrrr

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  4. 11-Nation RAID? by ndansmith · · Score: 5, Funny

    Wow, an 11 nation RAID? Now that is redundancy!

  5. Re:11 nations, 90 raids by Infinityis · · Score: 5, Funny

    Either that, or the people pirating watched a lot of action movies that featured REALLY good escapes...

  6. New Tshirt for sale! by gosand · · Score: 5, Funny
    If the US Justice Department can coordinate such an effort among 11 different nations and justice systems, why can't we find Osama Bin Laden?

    Makes me want make the Tshirt:

    Osama Bin Laden is pirating music
    NOW will you go catch the fucker?

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  7. Have to... by mogrify · · Score: 5, Funny

    I'm gonna fight 'em all
    Eleven-nation army couldn't hold me back
    I'm gonna rip it off
    Taking their films right behind their back ...
    And if I catch 'em coming back my way
    I'm gonna serve 'em to you
    And that aint what they want to hear
    But thats what I'll do ...

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  8. Re:That explains it... by Tibor+the+Hun · · Score: 5, Funny

    I don't think it'd be too hard to learn swedish.

    I believe it's just a matter of replacing Ws with Vs, extending the eeees, saying borgi-borgi-borgi a lot, and always talking about simple furniture and massages.

    But it would only be useful if you are into tall blondes, comfy surroundings, and appreciacion of common sense.

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  9. What'd be cool... by CrazyJim2 · · Score: 3, Funny

    ...is if they made a MMORPG where you could get xp for reporting pirates. That way you could turn in your friends who run ftp servers full of games and movies for epic level items. There are a lot of MMORPG players out there and I'm sure they could catch all the pirates. You could call the game "Buccaneer's Bounty" and it could be awesome. If I wasn't so busy inventing True A.I. I'd probably make that game myself. If properly marketed it could make billions!

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  10. Re:That explains it... by CaymanIslandCarpedie · · Score: 4, Funny

    Any money I save from pirating goes straight to booze and smokes! Govt makes much more money on those items, so they are losing money by trying to limit my pirating!

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