I tried computer vision and it was hard. Most of the problem was in trying to read a picture in c++. Micro$oft make everything impossible. Maybe they don't want me to figure out True A.I. I gave up after 8 days, and played Warcraft III, where I was the first to 10,000 wins. My theories on A.I. can be a bit like soap operas. I don't want to discuss soap operas, I'm not the street on operas. I am the street on video games, and that is where True A.I. is really gonna impact the world.
...is if they made a MMORPG where you could get xp for reporting pirates. That way you could turn in your friends who run ftp servers full of games and movies for epic level items. There are a lot of MMORPG players out there and I'm sure they could catch all the pirates. You could call the game "Buccaneer's Bounty" and it could be awesome. If I wasn't so busy inventing True A.I. I'd probably make that game myself. If properly marketed it could make billions!
I hate how all games, not just MMOs, are like that. It seems like all I can do when I play GTA is drive around and kill people. Over and over! Then when I play Super Mario Bros all I can do is jump on turtles and eat mushrooms. Over and over! Or when I'm world-ranked in Warcraft all I do is build stuff and destroy enemies. Why can't someone make a game with every conceivable gameplay element in it. Oh and it should be free and look better than Doom 3 and it should also run on my old Tandy.
Just because you don't like a style of gameplay, doesn't mean it's bad. There are lots of people having fun with massives right now. Now if only Gobots Online would come out...
I recently got a job working on Starcraft 2 at Blizzard. I wrote a demo project that showed an improved method for gathering real-time player statistics. We are going to develop it further as the new ranking system for the game. It is a dream come true working on Starcraft 2, as Starcraft is one of my favorite games. Who'd have thought that a kid who played the game in Korean netcafes would now be working on the sequel. So keep your chin up. If you are as great a coder as you say, I'm sure all of your wildest dreams will come true.
I'm gonna dress my children in erotic clothing and anyone who molests them is a child molestor.
I'm gonna leave all my money taped to the front of my door and anyone who takes it is a thief.
I'm gonna attach a loaded gun to my head and anyone who pulls the trigger is a murderer.
I'm gonna publish ridiculous claims that I've invented True A.I. on the internet and then if anyone ever does invent True A.I., they stole my idea.
Rather than prevent wrong-doing from occuring in the first place, I'm going to encourage ti to occur and punish the perpetrators, victims be damned.
Uh...so rap is greater than declarations of war? Please, only bees, the internet and StarCraft are mightier than war. And how is your translation of MY BOOK coming, CRAZYJIM1?
You see, the thing about action-based MMORPGs is that people want to play them, and if people want to play, they will pay to play! So if i make a game with puzzles and intergalactic bounty hunters, people will buy it and I could make millions. I found out that if I was a game designer, I'd probably be employed at a game company, not a grocery store, so China and India wouldn't make money off of outsourcing. Also, because of that my car, without ABS I might add, would handle like some new kind of competetive, multiplayer Tetris game that only netcafe strategies from Korea could defeat. But I get ahead of myself. True A.I. is easy. Ask me, and I'll say, "Hey! Yah, true A.I. is easy! Let's make one!" Then you'll say, "Cool! That's neat! Let's research bees while our A.I. makes us spaceships." So why can't i get a job at DARPA or Google? Because there is no way for me to show my skills. It's not like rap music, where you can rap and people hear you. Also, and I know I'm dragging on so please indulge me, I think that if you combined 3rd person action with Transformers I'd be the world ranked Warcraft III player. Roaming Dragon was my idea, just like DNA and P2P, but you don't see me getting upset that someone stole my ideas and made millions. I think it is important for these things to exist and that is why I'm not suing anyone. Plus, world peace is important if we are all to get along and stop playing unimaginitive MMORPGs like World of Warcraft. I think that if someone combined Crystal Space with Fire Polar Bears and Contra (the hard way) they could make millions.
Well, I don't think Wal-Mart employs a lot of computer programmers, so there might be your problem. Also, having a resume that says google "Warcraft CrazyJim" probably frightens the people away. I know when I googled "Warcraft CrazyJim" I learned more than I ever hoped to about you, insanity, and 3rd person Tekken-based MMORPGs. Lord help us all!
I've been thinking about this very issue a lot. I quit my job this morning and have decided to become a game designer. I have complex theories on putting 3rd person-style action, like found in Tekken or Tekken 3, into a MMOG. I think that, in addition to my abilities to invent awesome stuff, I can bring a level of world classiness to the game design field. I also have lots of old school roleplaying books, so you can see how I've got pedigree. This is starting to sound like a resume! Ha ha ha! So in conclusion, I'm awesome and True A.I. in five easy steps!
How could you powerslide your car with sucha light front end? There are some tricks you can do that require powersliding, which is why I specifically got my car without ABS. Think of it like Tetris. If you slide your car like an "L" shaped brick into an intersection you...no wait! Think of it like Bubble Bobble, your car is a dinosaur that can blow bubbles...err, no that's not it. It is more like Warcraft 3, where I was world class ranked as the first punter to beat the Korean netcafe strategies, though lies stand in front of truth. If properly marketed, this could make millions!
In addition to your claims, I predicted, when I was 3, that cell phones would get smaller and cheaper and that they'd have music as ringtones. Next, will be video ringtones and True A.I. voicemail. After that, you could probably play massives on them and use them to research bees on the internet. Back when I worked for Public Interest Data, when I wasn't hiding in the store room, I was developing new methods for cell phone A.I. integration using the techniques I developed while inventing P2P and Pinky and the Brain roleplaying games.
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Weird. I had a similar experience as you. When I was 3 years old, my Dad beat the piss out of me for lipping off to him. I didn't eat a ghost, but I did die of brain lesions only to be resucitated later by paramedics. That's when I realized that life rips you off by shitting all over you. To that end, I have devoted my life to becoming a world class game designer, in the hopes that I can create world peace by bringing people together with rap music and tekken-like third person action mmorpgs.
I've been playing a new MMORPG lately. It is called "Roaming Dragon," and it is currently in closed beta testing. It's pretty cool, instead of stat-based waypoint puzzle action, it is played with third person martial arts in a FPS setting. There are Fire Polar Bears and Sharks vs Dolphins. Basically, you align yourself with a faction, either the Sharks or the Dolphins, and you wage war to claim the Water Mountain from the wiley Water Wizards. They've implemented True A.I it seems, and when it isn't researching bees on the internet, it poses quite a formidable challenge. Being the first person to 10,000 wins on Warcraft 3, I know a thing about challenges. I think if properly marketed, Roaming Dragon could be the first trillion dollar MMORPG.
Don't waste your time CrazyJim1. I tried to develop water purification techniques myself (before you thought of it) and they just laughed at me. Apparently, the problem is solved, and people know how to produce pure water already. Here I thought that crops would grow even better if you watered them with pure water, without any of those dangerous minerals in it. I'm going to work on developing the wheel next, either that or Pinky and the Brain cartoons. Or maybe True A.I. I'm also developing a method for P2P as well as a way to make billions with Gobots online. Man, I'm going to invent all of this stuff, and then my life won't be such a disaster!
Cool! Would it be online? Could you collect sets of theorems, that when combined gave you bonus abilities like +1 to nerdiness, and +2 to not getting beat up at school? Would you be able to collect all of Godel's theorems or would you leave that set incomplete for expansion pack purposes. Could a high level player gank a noob with calculus and get sweet drops and phat loot? How about special classes like Mathromancers and Wizards? Would there be races, too? Like jock, redhead and chinese kid? This has so much potential. If properly marketed, it could make billions!
What the hell? Some guy takes my name and forces me to be CrazyJim2 and then goes and copies all of my great game ideas, and I'm the troll? As if! However, CrazyJim has a point. I used to be top rated in Warcraft 3, but then I found out the IEEE was trying to subvert me through that game. That's why I'm designing a game with Tekken-like third person FPS action that will bring people together. Using my scientific computing skills, I found out that if properly implemented True A.I. will research bees and God and build me a spaceship toget out of this horrible place. Until then, I will keep designing my game. I am currently implementing these cool swords with rockets in the hilt. If Sony really wanted to make money they'd publish my game.
Isn't this only to make a Flash game? I'd enter, but my game ideas are to complicated for Flash. I will need true A.I. and Tekken-like FPS MMORPG action to reveal the masterful game design to the player. Being a world class game designer, I know that people only want to play games that are good. So why make a bad game? If properly marketed, a good game could make billions. I used to predict that games would be popular, back in 1983..err 1982. Who's laughing now!
Brilliant! Now that I think of it, a lack user-made race tracks is probably the only thing preventing games like Gran Turismo 4 from being popular. If people could build their own tracks and kick it online in s super awesomely way, Gran Turismo 4 might sell a few copies, and racing games could leave their obscure niche market behind and become popular like they deserve! I've often thought it's de super awesome if I could play Project Gotham Racing 2 online and get ranked on tracks! Oh man, if properly marketed this could be the best and most original idea, ever!
I think the market is even bigger than that. Not only will the onerst MMORPANG (Massively Multiplayer Online Role Playing Action Ninja Game) make lots of money, but even the 2rnd and 3rsrndt games will make billions each! I hate to appear to beat a dead horse, but my game, Gobots Online features tekken-like FPS action from a third-person perspective. Plus, it inclueds puzzle elements like dodging tetris blocks and punching pac-men. Additionally, you can get swords with rockets in them and apply True A.I. upgrades to your armor!
CrazyJim1, has a point. I designed the best MMOFPSRPG ever. It is called Go-bots Online and it features Tekken-like FPS action with puzzle/rpg elements. I got an interview about it at Nintendo, but the boss of the company, Moto Miayata, would only offer me a 35% share in the company. My idea is worth billions so I told him to take a hike. I still work at the photocopier's in the student centre, but it is justa part time thing. I'll probably take my game to Sony where it'll be wicked on the virtual reality headset they are designing for the Playstation 4 (codenamed: Rocket-hilt Katana.)
Dude! Holy smack-a-ding-dong-dandy, CrazyJim1! I had a snowboard made out of Tekkenalike - that stuff is indestructible. I see your game has hand-to-hand style fighting but with weapons, and RPG and RTS gameplay, but is there any room for FPS or MMOFPRPGS gameplay? Maybe that's what "warefare" is? Or did you mean "warez fair?" Like a place where I can by pirated games and leet mods from carnies? That'd be awesome, too!
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I tried computer vision and it was hard. Most of the problem was in trying to read a picture in c++. Micro$oft make everything impossible. Maybe they don't want me to figure out True A.I. I gave up after 8 days, and played Warcraft III, where I was the first to 10,000 wins. My theories on A.I. can be a bit like soap operas. I don't want to discuss soap operas, I'm not the street on operas. I am the street on video games, and that is where True A.I. is really gonna impact the world.
...is if they made a MMORPG where you could get xp for reporting pirates. That way you could turn in your friends who run ftp servers full of games and movies for epic level items. There are a lot of MMORPG players out there and I'm sure they could catch all the pirates. You could call the game "Buccaneer's Bounty" and it could be awesome. If I wasn't so busy inventing True A.I. I'd probably make that game myself. If properly marketed it could make billions!
I hate how all games, not just MMOs, are like that. It seems like all I can do when I play GTA is drive around and kill people. Over and over! Then when I play Super Mario Bros all I can do is jump on turtles and eat mushrooms. Over and over! Or when I'm world-ranked in Warcraft all I do is build stuff and destroy enemies. Why can't someone make a game with every conceivable gameplay element in it. Oh and it should be free and look better than Doom 3 and it should also run on my old Tandy. Just because you don't like a style of gameplay, doesn't mean it's bad. There are lots of people having fun with massives right now. Now if only Gobots Online would come out...
I recently got a job working on Starcraft 2 at Blizzard. I wrote a demo project that showed an improved method for gathering real-time player statistics. We are going to develop it further as the new ranking system for the game. It is a dream come true working on Starcraft 2, as Starcraft is one of my favorite games. Who'd have thought that a kid who played the game in Korean netcafes would now be working on the sequel. So keep your chin up. If you are as great a coder as you say, I'm sure all of your wildest dreams will come true.
I'm gonna dress my children in erotic clothing and anyone who molests them is a child molestor. I'm gonna leave all my money taped to the front of my door and anyone who takes it is a thief. I'm gonna attach a loaded gun to my head and anyone who pulls the trigger is a murderer. I'm gonna publish ridiculous claims that I've invented True A.I. on the internet and then if anyone ever does invent True A.I., they stole my idea. Rather than prevent wrong-doing from occuring in the first place, I'm going to encourage ti to occur and punish the perpetrators, victims be damned.
Uh...so rap is greater than declarations of war? Please, only bees, the internet and StarCraft are mightier than war. And how is your translation of MY BOOK coming, CRAZYJIM1?
You see, the thing about action-based MMORPGs is that people want to play them, and if people want to play, they will pay to play! So if i make a game with puzzles and intergalactic bounty hunters, people will buy it and I could make millions. I found out that if I was a game designer, I'd probably be employed at a game company, not a grocery store, so China and India wouldn't make money off of outsourcing. Also, because of that my car, without ABS I might add, would handle like some new kind of competetive, multiplayer Tetris game that only netcafe strategies from Korea could defeat. But I get ahead of myself. True A.I. is easy. Ask me, and I'll say, "Hey! Yah, true A.I. is easy! Let's make one!" Then you'll say, "Cool! That's neat! Let's research bees while our A.I. makes us spaceships." So why can't i get a job at DARPA or Google? Because there is no way for me to show my skills. It's not like rap music, where you can rap and people hear you. Also, and I know I'm dragging on so please indulge me, I think that if you combined 3rd person action with Transformers I'd be the world ranked Warcraft III player. Roaming Dragon was my idea, just like DNA and P2P, but you don't see me getting upset that someone stole my ideas and made millions. I think it is important for these things to exist and that is why I'm not suing anyone. Plus, world peace is important if we are all to get along and stop playing unimaginitive MMORPGs like World of Warcraft. I think that if someone combined Crystal Space with Fire Polar Bears and Contra (the hard way) they could make millions.
I thought gas stations had a message of peace and tolerance.
Well, I don't think Wal-Mart employs a lot of computer programmers, so there might be your problem. Also, having a resume that says google "Warcraft CrazyJim" probably frightens the people away. I know when I googled "Warcraft CrazyJim" I learned more than I ever hoped to about you, insanity, and 3rd person Tekken-based MMORPGs. Lord help us all!
I've been thinking about this very issue a lot. I quit my job this morning and have decided to become a game designer. I have complex theories on putting 3rd person-style action, like found in Tekken or Tekken 3, into a MMOG. I think that, in addition to my abilities to invent awesome stuff, I can bring a level of world classiness to the game design field. I also have lots of old school roleplaying books, so you can see how I've got pedigree. This is starting to sound like a resume! Ha ha ha! So in conclusion, I'm awesome and True A.I. in five easy steps!
That's dumb! Like a Carnegie Mellon Scientific Computing degree!
How could you powerslide your car with sucha light front end? There are some tricks you can do that require powersliding, which is why I specifically got my car without ABS. Think of it like Tetris. If you slide your car like an "L" shaped brick into an intersection you...no wait! Think of it like Bubble Bobble, your car is a dinosaur that can blow bubbles...err, no that's not it. It is more like Warcraft 3, where I was world class ranked as the first punter to beat the Korean netcafe strategies, though lies stand in front of truth. If properly marketed, this could make millions!
In addition to your claims, I predicted, when I was 3, that cell phones would get smaller and cheaper and that they'd have music as ringtones. Next, will be video ringtones and True A.I. voicemail. After that, you could probably play massives on them and use them to research bees on the internet. Back when I worked for Public Interest Data, when I wasn't hiding in the store room, I was developing new methods for cell phone A.I. integration using the techniques I developed while inventing P2P and Pinky and the Brain roleplaying games.
My favorites are yours!
Weird. I had a similar experience as you. When I was 3 years old, my Dad beat the piss out of me for lipping off to him. I didn't eat a ghost, but I did die of brain lesions only to be resucitated later by paramedics. That's when I realized that life rips you off by shitting all over you. To that end, I have devoted my life to becoming a world class game designer, in the hopes that I can create world peace by bringing people together with rap music and tekken-like third person action mmorpgs.
I've been playing a new MMORPG lately. It is called "Roaming Dragon," and it is currently in closed beta testing. It's pretty cool, instead of stat-based waypoint puzzle action, it is played with third person martial arts in a FPS setting. There are Fire Polar Bears and Sharks vs Dolphins. Basically, you align yourself with a faction, either the Sharks or the Dolphins, and you wage war to claim the Water Mountain from the wiley Water Wizards. They've implemented True A.I it seems, and when it isn't researching bees on the internet, it poses quite a formidable challenge. Being the first person to 10,000 wins on Warcraft 3, I know a thing about challenges. I think if properly marketed, Roaming Dragon could be the first trillion dollar MMORPG.
Wow! I didn't know that. He must be a world class game designer. All I can make are Print Rockets. DARPA said they were pretty cool, though.
Don't waste your time CrazyJim1. I tried to develop water purification techniques myself (before you thought of it) and they just laughed at me. Apparently, the problem is solved, and people know how to produce pure water already. Here I thought that crops would grow even better if you watered them with pure water, without any of those dangerous minerals in it. I'm going to work on developing the wheel next, either that or Pinky and the Brain cartoons. Or maybe True A.I. I'm also developing a method for P2P as well as a way to make billions with Gobots online. Man, I'm going to invent all of this stuff, and then my life won't be such a disaster!
Cool! Would it be online? Could you collect sets of theorems, that when combined gave you bonus abilities like +1 to nerdiness, and +2 to not getting beat up at school? Would you be able to collect all of Godel's theorems or would you leave that set incomplete for expansion pack purposes. Could a high level player gank a noob with calculus and get sweet drops and phat loot? How about special classes like Mathromancers and Wizards? Would there be races, too? Like jock, redhead and chinese kid? This has so much potential. If properly marketed, it could make billions!
What the hell? Some guy takes my name and forces me to be CrazyJim2 and then goes and copies all of my great game ideas, and I'm the troll? As if! However, CrazyJim has a point. I used to be top rated in Warcraft 3, but then I found out the IEEE was trying to subvert me through that game. That's why I'm designing a game with Tekken-like third person FPS action that will bring people together. Using my scientific computing skills, I found out that if properly implemented True A.I. will research bees and God and build me a spaceship toget out of this horrible place. Until then, I will keep designing my game. I am currently implementing these cool swords with rockets in the hilt. If Sony really wanted to make money they'd publish my game.
Isn't this only to make a Flash game? I'd enter, but my game ideas are to complicated for Flash. I will need true A.I. and Tekken-like FPS MMORPG action to reveal the masterful game design to the player. Being a world class game designer, I know that people only want to play games that are good. So why make a bad game? If properly marketed, a good game could make billions. I used to predict that games would be popular, back in 1983..err 1982. Who's laughing now!
Brilliant! Now that I think of it, a lack user-made race tracks is probably the only thing preventing games like Gran Turismo 4 from being popular. If people could build their own tracks and kick it online in s super awesomely way, Gran Turismo 4 might sell a few copies, and racing games could leave their obscure niche market behind and become popular like they deserve! I've often thought it's de super awesome if I could play Project Gotham Racing 2 online and get ranked on tracks! Oh man, if properly marketed this could be the best and most original idea, ever!
I think the market is even bigger than that. Not only will the onerst MMORPANG (Massively Multiplayer Online Role Playing Action Ninja Game) make lots of money, but even the 2rnd and 3rsrndt games will make billions each! I hate to appear to beat a dead horse, but my game, Gobots Online features tekken-like FPS action from a third-person perspective. Plus, it inclueds puzzle elements like dodging tetris blocks and punching pac-men. Additionally, you can get swords with rockets in them and apply True A.I. upgrades to your armor!
CrazyJim1, has a point. I designed the best MMOFPSRPG ever. It is called Go-bots Online and it features Tekken-like FPS action with puzzle/rpg elements. I got an interview about it at Nintendo, but the boss of the company, Moto Miayata, would only offer me a 35% share in the company. My idea is worth billions so I told him to take a hike. I still work at the photocopier's in the student centre, but it is justa part time thing. I'll probably take my game to Sony where it'll be wicked on the virtual reality headset they are designing for the Playstation 4 (codenamed: Rocket-hilt Katana.)
Dude! Holy smack-a-ding-dong-dandy, CrazyJim1! I had a snowboard made out of Tekkenalike - that stuff is indestructible. I see your game has hand-to-hand style fighting but with weapons, and RPG and RTS gameplay, but is there any room for FPS or MMOFPRPGS gameplay? Maybe that's what "warefare" is? Or did you mean "warez fair?" Like a place where I can by pirated games and leet mods from carnies? That'd be awesome, too!