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Planet Discovered with a Massive Core

helioquake writes "A collaboration of astronomers discovers possible a 'Rossetta Stone' of planetary formation study, reported by San Francisco State Univerity and Subaru Observatory. This new planet, orbiting around G-star like our Sun (HD 149026), weighs roughly equal to that of Saturn, while its size is significantly smaller in diameter. Planetary modeling suggests that the core of the planet alone must have 70 times more mass than Earth, indicating the possible existence of a metallic solid core inside the planet. Just like the rocky planet discovered earlier, the finding of this dense-core planet may lead to better understading of the formation of rockey planets in the Universe."

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  1. Time for IPX by vandon · · Score: 4, Funny

    I'd say it's time for IPX to head out and start mining that core. There's probably quite a bit of rare minerals in it.

    1. Re:Time for IPX by lymond01 · · Score: 2, Funny

      Drill's too short.

    2. Re:Time for IPX by __aamcgs2220 · · Score: 2, Funny
      "The time of IPX is over," said Eric Schmidt, "the future is pure IP." Within weeks, he had run Sniffers in every wiring closet to ensure no further SAPs or RIPs were present and announced a release date for Novell NetWare 5.0.

      Eric Schmidt is now a billionnaire and much, much cooler than he used to be.

      The two above mentioned items are not related.

    3. Re:Time for IPX by paco3791 · · Score: 2, Funny

      Unfortunatley due to a horrible miscalculation in scale the battle fleet from plant #3 on reaching earth is swalloed by a small dog.

    4. Re:Time for IPX by Craig_P92669 · · Score: 2, Funny

      I don't know, I'm just saying that it might not be a good idea to just go around raping.

      Tell that to the Kennedy's.

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  2. Big surprise by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1, Funny

    That's what all the Planets say!

  3. Fatal Attraction by Doc+Ruby · · Score: 5, Funny

    Call me when they discover a giant planet, with a metallic core outside the planet. That's the armored base from which they keep sending us aliens like Ann Coulter and Tom Cruise. Then we just drop magnet-tipped nukes into space, and finally it's safe to watch TV again.

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  4. Rockey'n'Roll by TheStonepedo · · Score: 5, Funny

    Heavy Metal planets are so Hard Core.

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  5. Turns out, the core is actually made of... by spun · · Score: 3, Funny
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  6. Core Architecture by Ray+Radlein · · Score: 3, Funny

    ...Scientists at Tom's Astrophysics Guide and Ars Astra estimate that this new massive core planet is still capable of outperforming the latest Intel dual core planets by up to 20% in the all-important Halo 2 benchmark.

  7. Re:weight by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1, Funny

    Come on, did you stay at a Holiday Inn last night?

  8. In other news... by revery · · Score: 4, Funny

    AMD vows to release planet with dual massive cores by end of '05. Intel responds by renegotiating contracts with its distributors.

  9. I Have a Massive Core by repetty · · Score: 2, Funny

    I have a massive core but no one ever writes about me.

  10. Re:weight by Chosen+Reject · · Score: 2, Funny

    Who cares if it's far away. I want to know how they measure the Earth's mass. I always figure they just turned a bathroom scale upside down.

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  11. Damn developers! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1, Funny

    Don't they test these planets before they deliver?!?

    Oh well, let's gdb that core and do a stack trace...

  12. Makes you wonder... by d474 · · Score: 2, Funny

    ...if they have crappy movies about their core too. Poor bastards.

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