"I'm A so called" NOT "an so called." I'm calling bullshit on you because there's no way you could afford first generation HDTV having failed 3rd fucking grade grammar!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! If you were Billy Pilgrim, I'd be holding the smoking gun.
Oh boy. I'm afraid my video would consist entirely of "Fuck you boss, fuck you ex-best friend, fuck you ex-wife, fuck you ex-girlfriend, fuck you ex-girlfriend's 17 year old sister, fuck you mom, fuck you dad, fuck you, fuck you and fuck you too."
As if enough kids weren't being beaten up, or killed, for petty things such as mp3 players, jackets, shoes, etc. Now they have a whole new thing that's sure to provoke more violence because of the higher monetary value.
The heat tiles expand and fill the gaps on reentry. The only reason they did the EVA was for PR purposes and to cover their asses because there's not a congressman in DC that would understand the physics involved.
(Soft knocks at the door)
HAL 9000: Who is it?
DAVE: It's me, Dave. Open up, man, I got the stuff.
(More knocks)
HAL 9000: Who is it?
DAVE: It's me, Dave, man. Open up, I got the stuff.
HAL 9000: Who?
DAVE: It's, Dave, man. Open up, I think the cops saw me come in here.
(More knocks)
HAL 9000: Who is it?
DAVE: It's, Dave, man. Will you open up, I got the stuff with me.
HAL 9000: Who?
DAVE: Dave, man. Open up.
HAL 9000: Dave?
DAVE: Yeah, Dave. C'mon, man, open up, I think the cops saw me.
HAL 9000: Dave's not here.
DAVE: No, man, I'm Dave, man.
(Sharp knocks at the door)
DAVE: Hey, c'mon, man.
HAL 9000: Who is it?
DAVE: It's Dave, man. Will you open up? I got the stuff with me.
HAL 9000: Who?
DAVE: Dave, man. Open up.
HAL 9000: Dave?
DAVE: Yeah, Dave.
HAL 9000: Dave's not here.
DAVE: What the hell? No, man, I am Dave, man. Will you...
(More knocks)
DAVE: C'mon! Open up the door, will you? I got the stuff with me, I think the cops
saw me.
HAL 9000: Who is it?
DAVE: Oh, what the hell is it...c'mon. Open up the door! It's Dave!
HAL 9000: Who?
DAVE: Dave! D-A-V-E! Will you open up the goddam door!
HAL 9000: Dave?
DAVE: Yeah, Dave!
HAL 9000: Dave?
DAVE: Right, man. Dave. Now will you open up the door?
HAL 9000: Dave's not here.
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"I'm A so called" NOT "an so called." I'm calling bullshit on you because there's no way you could afford first generation HDTV having failed 3rd fucking grade grammar!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! If you were Billy Pilgrim, I'd be holding the smoking gun.
WTF? I'm 35. I remember Pong.
Not a very good advertisement if that's what it is.
Bah, I'm voting for Christopher Walken.
Don't make fun of my dad and his new friend.
Oh boy. I'm afraid my video would consist entirely of "Fuck you boss, fuck you ex-best friend, fuck you ex-wife, fuck you ex-girlfriend, fuck you ex-girlfriend's 17 year old sister, fuck you mom, fuck you dad, fuck you, fuck you and fuck you too."
Let them dieeeeeeeeeeeeee!!!!!!
For some reason, I'm picturing the Rutan brother nobody talks about excited about adding to his nut collection.
Besides, with all his accomplishments, he could get away with being the most vain, arrogant SOB around but he doesn't because that's not who he is.
Now people may actually appreciate them more. A lot of poaching goes on ignored because of prejudice and misconceptions against crocs.
He probably meant Microsoft Works Badly.
Beats me. Figured I'd get modded further to hell for critisizing mods.
It wasn't me, I'm the one that puts Viagra in the morning coffee.
Because it wasn't funny. First post is always supposed to be funny.
Do you know anything about plants? They produce this gas called oxygen.
When I read your post, the image of a couple of gay guys imitating police sirens, screaming "Grammar Police!!!! Pull Over!!!" comes to mind.
"and gave all their money to starving street kids"
No, but I would suspect Michael Jackson bought a controlling interest in MS.
You know what I haven't had in a while? Big League Chew.
"There is a 1.5 hour launch window daily until the end of the month.
/. ROAD TRIP!!
Anybody else thinking what I'm thinking?
As if enough kids weren't being beaten up, or killed, for petty things such as mp3 players, jackets, shoes, etc. Now they have a whole new thing that's sure to provoke more violence because of the higher monetary value.
With highbrow language like that, Linux is going to acquire a reputation as the OS of snobs.
No, no, that's Winintosh users.
The heat tiles expand and fill the gaps on reentry. The only reason they did the EVA was for PR purposes and to cover their asses because there's not a congressman in DC that would understand the physics involved.
If I was one of the astronauts, my ass would be reentering in the Soyuz capsule.
(Soft knocks at the door)
HAL 9000: Who is it?
DAVE: It's me, Dave. Open up, man, I got the stuff.
(More knocks)
HAL 9000: Who is it?
DAVE: It's me, Dave, man. Open up, I got the stuff.
HAL 9000: Who?
DAVE: It's, Dave, man. Open up, I think the cops saw me come in here.
(More knocks)
HAL 9000: Who is it?
DAVE: It's, Dave, man. Will you open up, I got the stuff with me.
HAL 9000: Who?
DAVE: Dave, man. Open up.
HAL 9000: Dave?
DAVE: Yeah, Dave. C'mon, man, open up, I think the cops saw me.
HAL 9000: Dave's not here.
DAVE: No, man, I'm Dave, man.
(Sharp knocks at the door)
DAVE: Hey, c'mon, man.
HAL 9000: Who is it?
DAVE: It's Dave, man. Will you open up? I got the stuff with me.
HAL 9000: Who?
DAVE: Dave, man. Open up.
HAL 9000: Dave?
DAVE: Yeah, Dave.
HAL 9000: Dave's not here.
DAVE: What the hell? No, man, I am Dave, man. Will you...
(More knocks)
DAVE: C'mon! Open up the door, will you? I got the stuff with me, I think the cops saw me.
HAL 9000: Who is it?
DAVE: Oh, what the hell is it...c'mon. Open up the door! It's Dave!
HAL 9000: Who?
DAVE: Dave! D-A-V-E! Will you open up the goddam door!
HAL 9000: Dave?
DAVE: Yeah, Dave!
HAL 9000: Dave?
DAVE: Right, man. Dave. Now will you open up the door?
HAL 9000: Dave's not here.
He must be kicking himself for losing out on that sweet "Eight is Enough" gig.
Cocknocker fkn rules!!!