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Cheap to Audiophile with Simple Hacks

petertrog writes "The IEEE has a story showing how you can turn a cheap DVD player into something that sounds a whole lot more exotic. All you need is a small budget, a soldering iron and a desire to void your warranty."

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  1. Fast & Furious by imstanny · · Score: 1, Funny

    Yay, electronic ricers.

  2. Cables by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 5, Funny

    Nooo, you need MONSTER CABLES for the best quality! Aahhh, your signal!!

    1. Re:Cables by qengho · · Score: 5, Funny


      Nooo, you need MONSTER CABLES for the best quality!

      Pfft. Monster Cables are useless--useless, I say--if you don't have a US$1500 power cord:

      JPS Labs Kaptovator Power Cord
      Audio Magic Clairvoyant Power Cord

      Tweak the power supply all you want, but it's pointless without one of those.
    2. Re:Cables by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 5, Funny
      How to become an audiophile with one easy hack:
      1. Open your skull and hack off your frontal lobe.
      If you've performed the hack successfully you'll believe that $3000/ft speaker cable is a good idea. Congratulations, you are now a fully qualified audiophile!
    3. Re:Cables by SA+Stevens · · Score: 5, Funny

      Actually, anybody who would buy one of those would probably have a seperate power generator in an auxillary building. In this building, pedigreed shetland ponies would run on a treadmill that fed a Swiss-made electric power generator with all silver in the armature windings.

      'Power conditioning' conjures up the notion of a bunch of inductors and digital shit, introducing yet MORE noise. It's fine for your server. Don't listen to anything connected to it.

    4. Re:Cables by stienman · · Score: 2, Funny

      The wire in the cables is silver. While it's still a huge rip-off, at least you are getting silver instead of copper. You can recoup some of your investment by melting them down and selling them, but it's still not worth 1/10th what you're paying.

      -Adam

  3. Re:Gadget porn vs regular portn by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 2, Funny

    Nuts, from what I've heard.

  4. Needs by XFilesFMDS1013 · · Score: 5, Funny

    All you need is a small budget, a soldering iron and a desire to void your warranty.

    Small budget - After getting a new computer, I have that

    A soldering iron - Oh yeah, I've got that

    And a desire to void your warranty - My desire to void my warranty has never been greater...

  5. Re:What about the speakers? by OverlordQ · · Score: 4, Funny

    Even better speakers.

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    Your hair look like poop, Bob! - Wanker.
  6. Re:Small budget, but cost of time... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 2, Funny
    I dunno, my time is too valuable to bother doing the upgrade myself.

    This from a guy running a blog named Silly Life.

  7. More exotic DVD player by venicebeach · · Score: 3, Funny

    Man, this is racy stuff. When I read the first line:

    When those of us who are into "gadget porn" look at the latest state-of-the-art home entertainment gear

    I didn't know what he was talking about until I got a little further:

    Taking the modification yet further, you can also replace both of the X-rated capacitors

    1. Re:More exotic DVD player by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 2, Funny

      Remember, porn is not commutative:
      gadget porn != porn gadget.

  8. Solid silver.... by Grog6 · · Score: 2, Funny

    ...Gaurenteed oxygen free, is the only material to make speaker wires from; unless youre really high end, and buy the solid gold, 4AWG, rope lay, speaker wires. ...And if you have that kind of discerning ear, and money to back it, have I got a system to sell you... ..and some really good swamp, I mean, lakefront property to sell...

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    Truth isn't Truth - Guliani
  9. Re:Small budget, but cost of time... by Sivar · · Score: 2, Funny
    I dunno, my time is too valuable to bother doing the upgrade myself.
    Some geek you are. :)
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    Computer Science is no more about computers than astronomy is about telescopes. --E. W. Dijkstra
  10. Re:Finally... by Synbiosis · · Score: 2, Funny

    You just managed to repeat exactly what the article said.

    It's okay. Most slashdotters read comments, not TFA.

  11. Distortion by Reality+Master+101 · · Score: 2, Funny

    But can he tell me how to build a filter to add distortion so it sounds like the "sweet, sweet" sound of a $20,000 tube amplifier?

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    Sometimes it's best to just let stupid people be stupid.
  12. Re:Small budget, but cost of time... by sgant · · Score: 4, Funny

    Yet your time isn't too valuable to post to Slashdot about how valuable your time is.

    Foot...meet mouth.

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    "Leo Fender was in a 'state of grace' when he designed the Stratocaster." -- Paul Reed Smith
  13. Re:Small budget, but cost of time... by ISaidItOmega · · Score: 2, Funny
    Let's see here:

    The author of the article bought his original DVD player for $100. You would rather buy "the high-end at 10x the price and save 100x in the cost of [your] time", meaning that you would spend $1,000 to buy a better player.

    Let's assume that this project would take someone who is completely new to the subject 10 hours to complete. You, on the other hand, being smart enough to justify the high price of your time, can probably perform this upgrade in 5 hours (I'm assuming/being fairly conservative). Then, in order to save "100x in the cost" by buying a better player, your 5 hours must be worth $11,000. This means that you effectively make $2,200 an hour.

    I appreciate your "insightful" post Mr. Gates, but you are not welcome here.

  14. Re:Very disappointing... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1, Funny

    Mmmm, goes best with a jar of staple sauce.

  15. Not the place by agwilliams1000 · · Score: 2, Funny

    For God's sake there are children reading - must we discuss audiophillia on slashdot??

  16. Re:CRAP by MustardMan · · Score: 2, Funny

    So wait, you're going to replace a toslink cable with a coat hanger?

    You're going to replace a toslink.... fiber optic... cable, with a.. coat hanger? ...

    *head explodes*

  17. Re:What an upgrade... by dangitman · · Score: 2, Funny
    Now if only we could swap out the Open Source movement for a low-ESR version...

    yeah, but if you lower the ESR too much, then that leads to leakage of weird, malformed RMS spikes at high current.

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    ... and then they built the supercollider.
  18. You fail it by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 2, Funny

    "ascetics can be important"

    Thats bloody inhumane..making speakers out of monks.

    Ascetic:A person who renounces material comforts and leads a life of austere self-discipline, especially as an act of religious devotion.

    I think the word you were looking for was Aesthetics

    Next time just use "looks" maybe?

  19. Re:Audiophile == Whacko by labratuk · · Score: 2, Funny

    I can put my dad and my mom in front of my stereo system and they can tell the difference. They are the first ones to complain that they wouldn't be able to hear a difference so why waste money. Then all of a sudden they are talking about how clear it sounds. Girlfriend was the same.

    Yes, but did they actually care?

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    Malike Bamiyi wanted my assistance.
  20. Re:Audiophile == Whacko by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1, Funny

    Congratulations, you are sufficiently inept that you can't do a controlled experiment. This qualifies you to buy very expensive things that are no better than the cheap generic equivalents. As our grand prize winner you will never even notice that other people get more for their money, leaving you permanently frustrated as to how your salary never seems to stretch far enough.

    When you die, wine merchants, hi fi salesmen and car dealers will all send cheap flowers that look expensive, and advertisements cunningly disguised as memorials.