Real Wood iPod
An anonymous reader submits "People have tried modding their iPods using wood before, but it took the genius of ZapWizard to create the Real Wood iPod. Hand carved from a solid piece of African hardwood to a thickness of just 2mm, the end result has to be seen to be believed. Wood grain is the new Apple White!"
Could this open some eyes and increase interest in alternative (Linux, Mac) offerings?
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The touchwheel works just like a woman masterbating, which is why women just love guys that really know how to use their ipods...