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Windows Infected in 12 Minutes
Uber-Review writes "The speed with which PC's can become infected has now shortened. If your Windows computer is not properly protected,it will take 12 minutes before it becomes infected, according to London-based security company, Sophos. They have detected 7,944 new viruses in the first half of 2005, a 59% increase over the same time span last year."
And Slashdot can apparently be infected with a dupe in as little as 5 days!!!!
Don't mod me, bro'!!!!
No, this time it was another windows machine that was infected in 12 minutes. Expect to see 200 million similar stories in the next week or so.
I'm waiting for a dupe in 12 minutes, now that would be good! :D
"Windows infected in 12 minutes."
Hey. I saw this episode on Star Trek. The same thing kept happening over and over again until Data finally kept the ship from blowing up. /. Now we need to repeat all of our original posts, while sending a message with tachyon beams back to our original selves...
That's what's happening on
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12 minutes hey. Gee I thought IE opened up quicker than that.
But the funniest thing about the link is the one and only comment on there that says "Crappy article, but this girl will warm you up inside" and then gives a link to something that would probably lead you to the very exploit it is talking about.
My Windows blue screens in nine minutes, so I'm safe.
The global economy is a great thing until you feel it locally.
A herd of buffalo can only move as fast as the slowest buffalo. And when the herd is hunted, it is the slowest and weakest ones at the back that are killed first. This natural selection is good for the herd as a whole, because the general speed and health of the whole group keeps improving by the regular killing of the weakest members. In much the same way, the Internet is only as good as the slowest Windows members. Excessive going online, as we know, gets Windows machines pwn3d. But naturally, it attacks the slowest and weakest Windows machines first. In this way, continuously going online eliminates the weaker Windows machines, making the Internet a faster and more efficient place.
Shameless parody of the 'beer is good for you' joke
Free XBox, PS2
At least it's stable. It's exactly the same amount of time as the last time slashdot mentioned this.
Here's a solution.
*dodges flying tomatos*
OK, OK, here's a patch.
*runs*
Beware: In C++, your friends can see your privates!
pot. kettle. black.
You can get robbed in a little as three minutes in Downtown Detroit if you walk around counting large stacks of cash.
The internet is not a nice place. Evolve or die.
There are some people that if they don't know, you can't tell 'em.
There's no way linux can beat windows speed record now!
>>The first rule of PATRIOT act is do not talk about PATRIOT act
>Has it occurred to you that your sig is lying? There's no provision in the PATRIOT act that says you can't talk about it. You're just adding to the incoherent ramblings of the Left, which nobody listens to. There are plenty of real problems with the PATRIOT act, but your sig does nothing to address them. It's actually hurting by further making its opposition look like idiots.
Oh wise AC, verily, my slashdot sig is not doing enough to change society's problems. For that, I apologize profusely.
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