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China Plans Deep Impact Mission

Comatose51 writes "China is planning its own Deep Impact mission. The goal of the mission, unlike the exploratory NASA project, is to push potential life-ending comets or asteroids away from a collision course with the earth." From the article: " The third nation to launch a man into space has lofty space ambitions that include putting two astronauts into orbit this September and eventually sending up a space station and even a manned mission to the moon."

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  1. Oh, they saw that movie too... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 4, Funny
    Alternatively:
    The goal of the mission, unlike the exploratory NASA project, is to push potential life-ending comets or asteroids away from a collision course with China and divert them toward Mongolia.
    1. Re:Oh, they saw that movie too... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 4, Funny

      To save money the Chinese have decided to combine the first manned mission with the deep impact mission.

  2. World killer? by Sancho · · Score: 4, Funny

    All these "deep impact" projects are starting to freak me out. Does the One World Government know something we don't?

  3. litigation by Gherald · · Score: 4, Funny

    Ahhh, the advantages of not having a proper modern legal system

    If it was Europe trying to pull this shit, we'd have a second defendant!

  4. I for one... by Serapth · · Score: 4, Funny

    look forward to a nation finally putting a man on the moon, instead of faking it! :)

  5. Re:What about sound? by MyLongNickName · · Score: 4, Funny

    I, for one, think they should attach a giant nose so they can smell it too.

    In a vaccum, both should be equally useful.

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  6. A Chinese Moon Landing by PrntlUnit27 · · Score: 4, Funny

    What if they don't find a US flag up there?

  7. You see... by Surazal · · Score: 5, Funny

    China's not happy since they are the fireworks experts. They don't want to be outdone.

    I kid. ;^)

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  8. Instead of "Made in China" by vchoy · · Score: 5, Funny

    Just imagine:

    One big label on earth:

    "Saved By China"

  9. That's impossible! by you-nix-boy · · Score: 4, Funny

    After all, nudging a comet with enough accuracy to hit a point on the earth would take unheard of mathematical precision, requiring millions of skilled... oh, wait, never mind...

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