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Tracking the IT Job Market with a Bot

atlantageek writes "Is the IT job market improving? Is the growth in Unix or Windows? Should I study Data Warehousing or E-Commerce? Identify the recent trends with CJ Miner, a small tool I've written that has been monitoring the Computer Jobs website for the last year."

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  1. Quick... by ActionJesus · · Score: 2, Funny

    Ive written an advanced bot, plz hire me.

    1. Re:Quick... by Klar · · Score: 4, Funny

      I'm sorry sir, but the bot seems to be able to do your job better and faster than you can. No job for you!

    2. Re:Quick... by bladesjester · · Score: 2, Funny

      Soviet Russia? That seems to describe most HR people I've ever met.

      Oh, no, you're right. You'd have to remove the advanced part =]

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  2. Dammit! by dancingmad · · Score: 4, Funny

    A bot taking another IT related job! Where will it end?

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    1. Re:Dammit! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1, Funny

      Be quiet, or I will replace you with a very small script.

  3. Obviously by eclectro · · Score: 3, Funny

    Should I study Data Warehousing or E-Commerce?

    You should learn how to provide vertically integrated e-commerce solutions providing dynamic interaction to customers in synergistic markets.

    Knowing how to work a sock puppet also helps.

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  4. First step toward Slashdot domination by GCP · · Score: 2, Funny

    They'll probably start by scoring all the first posts....

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