Tron Lightcycles, in Real Life
Digital_Quartz writes "This is a clever hack, using a laptop and GPS to play the classic Lightcycles game from Tron, using bicycles and a city. The page is a little light on details, but does give the essentials, including screen shots."
As I recall, the point to the Tron lightcycle game was to make your opponent crash.
Which means my opponent is trying to make me crash.
I don't need any help in that regard. I can get into accidents all by myself.
I tried doing real-life pac-man with a yellow highlighter and some altoids. Didn't go so well.
I tried Donkey Kong with a fake moustache, a mallet, and my local zoo. Didn't go so well either.
I tried yelling "hadouken" after throwing a bowling ball wrapped in a lit kerosene-doused rag. The neighbor kid thought it was pretty cool.
I pulled on the passenger door of a cop car, and as he tried to go after me, I went to the drivers' side to try to floor it. I yelled "It's CJ, foo!" I forget, I was either busted or wasted...and nobody thought it was cool.
I think next I'm going to re-create Hitman: Contracts by shaving my head, and getting good with a shotgun.
Be thankful they didn't do a real life version of Joust.
That was our initial aim but PETA terrorists stole our ostriches. Bastards.
They are missing a VERY important part of Tron. You HAVE to wear the suits!
A few minutes later I overheard the following conversation between one of the event organizers and an ambulance medic:
Medic: OK, what happened here?
Organizer: Well, they were jousting and....
Medic: Jousting? Did you say jousting?
Hey! How about Grand Theft.. oh nevermind.
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