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Intel Cutting Linux Out of Content Market

An Anonymous Reader wrote in to mention an Inquirer story suggesting that Intel is planning on cutting Linux out of the content market. From the article: "The vehicle to do this is called East Fork, the upcoming and regrettable Intel digital media 'platform'. The funny part is that the scheme is already a failure, but it will hurt you as it thrashes before it dies. Be afraid, be very afraid."

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  1. Now Remember Kids by realcoolguy425 · · Score: 5, Funny

    People are inherently averse to getting screwed, in the way that Intel is doing mind you, and if you try to screw people, they will avoid you.
    I thought people on slashdot were inherently incapable of being screwed... Please see previous articles on roleplaying.

    1. Re:Now Remember Kids by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 3, Funny

      Sodomy qualifies as "screwing".

  2. 'East Fork's' internal codename... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0, Funny

    ...was 'Sharp Stick Up Butt' but the ad folks thought 'East Fork' would go over better.

  3. Re:Tinfoil hat? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1, Funny

    What if I want to go outside and step for a walk? Or see a book and read a local band? Or play with my wife and have sex with my dog?

    Or... wait a minute.

  4. will not hurt me at all for I am a criminal. by Lumpy · · Score: 5, Funny

    I have been forced to circumvent content "protection" for years now as a linux user. I have to commit the Heinous crime of using decss to watch DVD's on my linux laptop as well as the frighteningly horribly act of circumventing the DRM on some CD's in order to perform the equally horrible crim of listening to the CD's that I own on my music gear.

    Yes, I am worse than all the serial killers on death row, I am a linux user.

    and to top it off, I am evil enough to share with friends and relatives on how to do the same thing. I distribute the weapons of mass destruction such as DVDDecryptor, DVDShrink, and yes, even a CD ripping tool that uses Lame and cdparanoia for windows (Oh why doesn't someone stop me!) sothey too can commit the terrorist acts of ripping CD's, DVD's and other horrible crimes that threaten freedom and our way of life.

    Yes, I am a linux user, and no one can stop me.

    --
    Do not look at laser with remaining good eye.
    1. Re:will not hurt me at all for I am a criminal. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1, Funny

      Looks as if they already have, Linux user!
      Darn near every application you've posted above runs on Windows only!

  5. Re:So how is this going to kill fair use? by Nogami_Saeko · · Score: 3, Funny

    Guess I'll have to go read the Harry Potter book then... :P

    N.

    --
    "Nothing strengthens authority so much as silence." - Charles de Gaulle
  6. Re:Go away, you're not 21 by Fulcrum+of+Evil · · Score: 4, Funny

    Not everybody can afford to take care of yet another child.

    Go buy some condoms, ya cheap bastard.

    --
    "We returned the General to El Salvador, or maybe Guatemala, it's difficult to tell from 10,000 feet"
  7. Re:So how is this going to kill fair use? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1, Funny

    Dumbledore dies.

  8. Re:Go away, you're not 21 by yotto · · Score: 2, Funny


    Condoms are roughly $1 a piece where I live, that's nothing close to cheap.


    Not to mention that you have to actually talk to the woman sometimes. I mean, I've got UT to play and /. to post on! Now you want me to talk to /you/ as well? And to top it off, I gotta pay a whole dollar to have sex? Man, I'm glad I have a right hand!

  9. Luckily these were not around when... by ashyanbhog · · Score: 1, Funny

    when basic maths and science rules when were being hmmm... "innovated"...... else i would have had to use the DRM protected calculator...

    more importantly ... adam and eve and not intel, microsoft or IBM discovered sex... else Intel would have made our d*ck drm protected..... (the kissing and fon*dling part would have been bundled free just like IE and WMplayer is),,,,, IBM would have sucessfuly implemented its "on-demand" pay-per use model every night and I would have to buy a new "UCS - user create license" from Microsoft everytime I had a kid, because kids would have been born as 90-day trial versions...

    sheesh

    Bless the day Stallman was born with his weird ideas

  10. Re:I wrote that piece by Groo+Wanderer · · Score: 2, Funny

    "Article was crap. I'd mod parent troll if I had mod points."

    And who says the community moderation system and points allocation system doesn't work? :)

    -Charlie

  11. Re:Digital TV, et al by Coryoth · · Score: 2, Funny

    Dissent will be impossible, you WILL see the content that is proscribed and no other

    So we will only be able to watch proscribed content eh? We will all be forced to watch kiddie porn and snuff films? I agree, that sounds pretty bad.

    Jedidiah.

  12. big deal by jlarocco · · Score: 2, Funny

    You mean I won't be able to watch a ton of crappy tv shows on my AMD machine running Linux? Damn.

    I'll just buy a $400 windows machine with Intel for the occasions I want to watch tv or a movie or listen to a new CD. When I'm done, I'll throw it away, since that's what everyone else is doing anyway.

  13. Re:Tinfoil hat? by australopith · · Score: 2, Funny

    >step outside and go for a walk, see a local band, read a book, play with your dog, have sex with your wife.

    First 4 down, now I'm gonna play with my wife...hey, wait a minute.

    --
    Just a simple man trying to make his way in the universe, aye.