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MS Gets $7 Million From Spammer

pin_gween writes "Reuters UK reports that Microsoft has settled its spam suit against Scott Richter for $7 million. From the article: 'Microsoft and New York Attorney General Eliot Spitzer had sued Richter in late 2003, asserting that he had sent, or helped other spammers send, billions of e-mail messages to consumers touting everything from herbal products to loan consolidation schemes.'"

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  1. Hrm by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 3, Funny

    Great, where's my cut?

    1. Re:Hrm by eobanb · · Score: 4, Funny

      1) write insecure OS
      2) spammers create botnets from your OS
      3) sue spammers
      4) profit!!!

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      Take off every sig. For great justice.

  2. URGENT ATTENTION REQUIRED by topgeek · · Score: 5, Funny

    I too could get $7 million from a spammer, and all I would have to do would be to travel to Nigeria to meet the son of the late former Treasurer who was brutally murdered in a coup.

    --
    Geek Of The Day, "A geeky place for geeky faces."
  3. They should... by Shads · · Score: 3, Funny

    ... charge spammers $1.00 for each spam they send payable to receipient.

    Last tally i'd be getting >2200.00 / day USD. I'd be happy to even click "Mark folder read" for that price.

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    Shadus
  4. I can see it now by Alcimedes · · Score: 4, Funny

    I'm sending you this letter because recently Microsoft won a lawsuit against an e-mail spammer that netted a 7 million dollar payout. Since you have received some of this spam, Microsoft would like to send you your portion of the settlement.

    Please contact me for your share of 7 million dollars!

  5. Re:I wish they would stop settling by Taevin · · Score: 4, Funny

    You can be hung like a horse too, for only $99.95! Click here and order today...

  6. Re:Quick math by Xenopax · · Score: 4, Funny

    I love math like this, I wonder what the lost productivity is for using the bathroom.

  7. The problem by Dark+Paladin · · Score: 4, Funny

    [sarcasm]Remember how when MS was suppose to pay California schools they did it in software?

    Yeah. Turns out, this is how this guy is going to pay his bill.

    The Good News: MS Campus is about to get all the verbal Viagra and "male enhancement" products they'd ever want!

    The Bad News: MS Campus is going to have bigger dicks then ever before....

    [/sarcasm]

  8. Excellent interview with Scott Richter by RzUpAnmsCwrds · · Score: 4, Funny

    Here's an excellent interview with Scott Richter from The Daily Show: Scott Richter Interview (9.9MB, Windows Media)