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Games Should Be Like Female Orgasms
Gamers with Jobs has an excellent look at the pacing of games, and their resemblance to sexual response cycles. From the article: "The female sexual response cycle appears as a gradual (sometimes maddeningly so) upward slope from excitement to orgasm, with several 'false peaks' in the plateau region. Anyone who's ever performed cunnilingus while kneeling on a hardwood floor can attest to the validity of this representation. The male cycle differs radically. The transition from excitement to plateau in men is rather rapid, represented by a near-vertical line. The plateau stage is then almost horizontal for varying amounts of time (see: premature ejaculation) followed by another extremely rapid ascent into orgasm. Playing video games often reminds me of the above."
Yes, I didn't understand the summary either, especially at this sentence: "Anyone who's ever performed cunnilingus while kneeling on a hardwood floor can attest to the validity of this representation." Huh? Zonk was probably masturbating when clicking Submit at there mere thought induced due to reading that sentence.
Maybe you should do some research. Not many women are all that excited about getting their vagina licked.
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Good sir, this article is merely an exceptionally obvious example of a much larger problem. Zonk is a pox on the house of slashdot.
Even if he were to post something interesting (this is purely hypothetical, obviously) it would be drowned out in the flood of his own crap that is washed over the games section (and now other sections with increasing...er...regularity) every minute of every day.
He must go. That much is clear.
Thank you.