USB-Powered Linux Server Fits in Your Pocket
McSpew writes "A small company from Utah (no, not that one) has announced the BlackDog USB-powered Linux server. It includes a fingerprint reader, a 400MHz PowerPC, 64MB of DRAM and 256MB or 512MB of flash and it runs Debian. The host PC sees it as a CD-ROM drive."
Will it run FreeBSD?
Is that a BlackDog 400Mhz USB-powered Linux server with 64Mb DRAM and 512Mb of flash in your pocket or are you just really really really happy to see me...
An Indian-American Hindu committed to non-violent thought/speech/action alarmed by the global explosion of radical Islam
but I doubt it has a use in the "real" world besides chick-magnet
No, I don't think it will work for that, either.
Well, it's Linux. So, according to Microsoft, installation of the Linux-related device will cause untold damage and destruction the likes of which has not been seen since the old testament. Plus, you might get a blue screen if you connect it to your Windows box. The blue screen has nothing to do with the device, you are using Windows after all, but Microsoft wanted you to be forewarned
"We're so proud of our new server design, we even use one to run the company website!"
"Uh...why's it smoking?"
For your security, this post has been encrypted with ROT-13, twice.
ok, fine.
But for my next invention I'm gonna put a flashing light on a phone so that when it rings deaf people will know to pick it up.
Now don't anyone go stealing my idea
Sincerely,
The guy that put braille signs on the drive up ATMs
Does it have have a screen?
Nope. The fingerprint reader has a Vulcan mind-meld feature. Works great, except your co-workers might think you have severe gas or something once you start groaning your shell input in a pained voice.
"cd dot dot forward-slash!"
Cool I'm getting one right away so I can be the first to port Linux to it! Oh, wait...
Flying is easy, just throw yourself at the ground and miss. -Douglas Adams
i don't know, I saw this hot redhead yesterday wearing a shirt that said "I love nerds". maybe their is a chance for us yet, on second thought naw.
And after it takes over the monitor, keyboard, mouse , and internet connection, its says:
"All your resources are belong to us!"
They never mean it. It's equivalent to saying "I support the war, but don't want to fight in it." In case you think I'm lying, test out their "commitment" by engaging in a conversation about, for example, the importance of data typing in a weak static typed environment. Explain how it allows the compiler to catch errors! Then watch as she walks away... ... And don't ask how I know I'm right.
Why don't you just say...
"Imagine a Beowulf cluster of these."
and get it over.
If something is so important that you feel the need to post it on the internet... It probably isn't that important.