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ZOTOB Not Quite as Bad as Expected?

GuitarNeophyte writes "Although the worm hasn't been in the wild for very long, ZOTOB and its variants have already propagated on the internet. Many people have been giving reports that it poses risks of infection to almost all Windows Operating systems, but accorning to this article, the claims are a tad overzealous. FTA, 'The worm only spreads to systems running on Windows 2000, XP and Server 2003, and even then, the possibility of the worm affecting Windows XP and Server 2003 are minimal.' "

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  1. not minimal by plarsen · · Score: 5, Funny

    It is not a minimal risk for a Windows XP system to get infected. Not after Microsoft have changed their Windows Update program. I have alot of friends struggling with properly secureing their pirated version of XP.

    1. Re:not minimal by op12 · · Score: 5, Funny

      Dear plarsen,

      Send me a list of your friends names and addresses, and I will get the problem resolved immediately.

      -Bill G.

    2. Re:not minimal by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 3, Funny

      Maybe you can borrow your friend's dictionary and learn that ALOT is NOT A WORD????!???

    3. Re:not minimal by damiangerous · · Score: 5, Funny

      Sheesh, cut the guy alittle slack.

  2. "propigated the internet" by Gothmolly · · Score: 2, Funny

    Is that like h4cking teh gibson?

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    1. Re:"propigated the internet" by sabernet · · Score: 4, Funny

      "We're being attacked by a rabbit virus!"
      "Feed it a carrot!"
      C-A-R-R-O-T

  3. I have yet to experience Zotob... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 3, Funny

    Anybody got a torrent?

    1. Re:I have yet to experience Zotob... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 2, Funny

      Me too, will it work under WINE?

  4. propigated by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 3, Funny

    Our language is a wonderful thing. Please stop using it.

  5. not large penetration by jaypaulw · · Score: 3, Funny

    'The worm only spreads to systems running on Windows 2000, XP and Server 2003'

    this seemed funny to me. as if somehow not a significant portion of computers run those OSes

  6. Re:Warzone by Avohir · · Score: 3, Funny

    yep. Some of them will target each other. if you open them up, they write insults to each other in their binaries too (half the time it's in russian though so translations come out pretty comical)

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  7. Re:Warzone by hattig · · Score: 2, Funny

    One day virii will sign up for Everquest or WoW accounts automatically, and fight each other there. One day you will be marvelling at your +10 Sword Of Damocles and a horde of frickin' Win32 virii will come along and kill you for it.

    Worse, though, is that normal people will notice the EQ or WoW icon on their desktop, and also get trapped in the game.

  8. Re:August: Season of the crashes by cperciva · · Score: 5, Funny

    August 2003: Sobig
    August 2004: Sasser
    August 2005: Zotob

    What's next?


    I'm just guessing here, but... could "August 2006" be next?

  9. no big deal by ingo23 · · Score: 3, Funny
    The worm only spreads to systems running on Windows 2000, XP and Server 2003

    Lucky Windows 3.0 users can be at ease.

  10. Re:August: Season of the crashes by oberondarksoul · · Score: 4, Funny

    August 2003: Sobig
    August 2004: Sasser
    August 2005: Zotob

    What's next?

    4. ???
    5. Profit?

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  11. Re:Aren't all media reports of internet viruses by Trigun · · Score: 5, Funny

    Ahh, another old-skooler. I got stoned in the eighties, and I've seen Jerusalem.

    In fact, Jerusalem-b was my favourite virus. Sheer genius what a measly few hundred bytes of code can do. Virus writers don't know how good they have it today!

  12. Re:August: Season of the crashes by Mille+Mots · · Score: 5, Funny
    What's next?

    August 2006: Longhorn

  13. it's okay, guys by kwoff · · Score: 5, Funny

    Once we control the spice, we control the worm.

  14. Re:Aren't all media reports of internet viruses by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 3, Funny

    Just because she supports you doesn't give you the right to call your mom a server.

  15. Re:Irony by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1, Funny

    >It's amazing just how many businesses still rely upon W2k.

    If you ask me, I find it amazing that businesses still rely on Microsoft.

  16. Re:Choose a side and get Protection by FLAGGR · · Score: 3, Funny

    Wow, you've been reading to much sci-fi. Lay off the crack.

    If there are factions, its just a bunch of 14year windows users that prefix their IRC nick with their clan name , e.g. [VWF]h4x0r is a member of [V]irus [W]riters [F]orever. They can't offer you an "expert protectionism", whatever the fuck that is, because they're too dumb. Have you seen the code to some of these things? Crap.

    Again, there isn't any "viral factions", you need to unsubscribe to the space channel, any MMORPG's or other online games you own, burn your scifi books and get some fresh air.

    Cheers :)

  17. Son of Jor-El... by Orrin+Bloquy · · Score: 2, Funny

    Kneel before ZOTOB!

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  18. Re:August: Season of the crashes by utopianfiat · · Score: 2, Funny

    SECURITY ADVISORY
    A newly discovered worm in August 2006 has made an enoromous impact on the world wide web. W32.Profit, aptly named by the developer who openly identifies himself as a slashdot troll...

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  19. Well at least its not all versions of Windows... by idiotism · · Score: 3, Funny

    just the ones that 90% of people that use windows, use. dont worry your computers running DOS, Windows 3.1, 95, 98 and the wonderful ME, cannot be infected.

  20. 'tis the season (of crashes) by kernel_dan · · Score: 3, Funny

    What's next?

    August 2006: Longhorn


    Well, it will propagate itself through the internet.

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  21. Roasted several Government of Alberta servers by darkCanuck · · Score: 2, Funny

    It's been like firemen at an oilfire at a few GoA servers. My ministry hasn't been hit though, yet.

    A couple days ago our IT director sent out an email saying: "Would you please refrain from using the Internet immediately until we have taken the appropriate actions to prevent the virus."

    And today we've been asked not to download anything, don't use Messenger and to bring any laptops to them for worm inspection prior to connecting to the network.

    So I took my iBook back to them and asked them to check for worms. :D

  22. Re:August: Season of the crashes by 0110011001110101 · · Score: 3, Funny
    August 2003: Sobig
    August 2004: Sasser
    August 2005: Zotob
    What's next?

    Judging from the pattern...

    August 2006: Zakksq

    first letter repeats twice, second letter o to a, third letter repeatted twice with applied interval, fourth letter interval, fifth letter interval

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  23. WAZZUP by mary_will_grow · · Score: 4, Funny

    anyone remember the Wazzup virus? It attacked MS Word and would randomly place the word "wazzup" in your document when you saved it or printed it. God it was beautiful. So many book reports with "wazzups" circled in red ink....

    People wazzup arent creative like that anymore.

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  24. Behind the Curve Advantage by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1, Funny

    > 'Contrary to many reports that the ZOTOB worms
    > can infect Windows 95, 98, and ME, and NT, these
    > platforms are not susceptible to the
    > vulnerability.

    Aha! I knew my persistence in continuing to run
    Windows 98 instead of XP would pay off some day!

  25. Re:August: Season of the crashes by Optic7 · · Score: 2, Funny

    Yes, or better know as Windows VISTA (Virus Infection, Spyware, Trojans, Adware)*

    *I didn't come up with this - I read it on some message board, but thought it was funny.