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Is This the Holodeck?

WillCodeForRaisins writes "CNET News is reporting that Japan's Ministry of Internal Affairs and Communications is planning to create "virtual reality" High-Definition 3-D TV which will allow you to smell and even touch objects in the 3-D space. This national research project is meant to be part of a larger vision under which Japan aims to promote "universal communication," a concept whereby information is shared smoothly and intelligently regardless of location or language. Imagine watching a football game on a TV that not only shows the players in three dimensions but also lets you experience the smells of the stadium and maybe even pat a goal scorer on the back. How are they planning to do this? Ummm... looks like wait and see."

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  1. The End by CGP314 · · Score: 4, Funny

    And so the sun sets on a great nation. Farewell Japan, I will miss your innovation after you finish building this device.


    -Colin

    1. Re:The End by D-Cypell · · Score: 4, Funny

      I will miss your innovation after you finish building this device.

      You will?

      To be honest, I suspect that I will be far too busy having hot, deviant sex with a virtual cheerleading squad to care.

  2. immediate application by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1, Funny

    How long until the porn industry picks up on this one? "Touch my virtual objects, baby."

    1. Re:immediate application by sanosuke76 · · Score: 5, Funny

      Naw, this is Japan, remember? They'll be more interested in sneaking around the crowd and v-groping unsuspecting female sports fans. This will be followed by the hot all-virtual title "crowded weekday subway train commute".

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  3. Yes, of course by wealthychef · · Score: 2, Funny

    (first post?) Yes, clearly this is literally the Holodec. And I am Captain Kirk.

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  4. ahem... by spyder913 · · Score: 3, Funny

    until it can... function... like a real person there is no way you could get away with calling it a holodeck ;)

    1. Re:ahem... by nathanh · · Score: 4, Funny
      until it can... function... like a real person there is no way you could get away with calling it a holodeck ;)

      Was that... supposed to be... a William Shatner impersonation?

  5. Oh Wow What's That I Can Smell And Feel? by Quirk · · Score: 4, Funny

    Why it's vaporware.

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  6. And if it was.... by rune2 · · Score: 2, Funny

    How would you know when you'd actually left the holodeck? Maybe "real life" is just a simulation! Maybe Slashdot is actually all just a simuation! Argh!

    1. Re:And if it was.... by isny · · Score: 3, Funny

      Yeah, Slashdot is just a simulation. And dupes are just "glitches in the matrix".

  7. No. by ScentCone · · Score: 4, Funny

    This is not the holodeck.

    Flickering see-through projections and little puffs of smelly air trying to convince you that you're experiencing a real horse simply can't compete with standing next to an actual, farty horse.

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  8. Pr0n by springbox · · Score: 2, Funny
    and maybe even pat a goal scorer on the ass

    Kinky. I can see this would be a new frontier for the porn industry.

    1. Re:Pr0n by macaulay805 · · Score: 2, Funny

      Yes, now EVERYONE on /. can get laid. The end times are nigh ..

  9. Re:Porno by HolyCrapSCOsux · · Score: 2, Funny

    I Don't know... Ive seen Lots of porn that I DEFINATELY don't want to smell :-(

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  10. Smack that ref by Fiz+Ocelot · · Score: 3, Funny

    If this lets me smack a ref for a stupid call then sign me up!

  11. Anyone want to take odds on the WTO stepping by brokeninside · · Score: 3, Funny

    The Japanese government essentially just announced that they were going to subsidize the porn industry. How long will it take for pornographers in the rest of the world to sue?

  12. Which brings up the question by Locke2005 · · Score: 4, Funny

    Why are the Japanese years ahead of the rest of the world in the field of virtual reality porn? Or does anybody honestly beleive this technology has other applications? If we had a president with vision, he would immediately declare it the highest priority mission of the United States to close the VR porn gap! Instead, all he does is promise a mission to mars... sigh.

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  13. Re:Really Virtual Reality by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 3, Funny

    Imagine watching a football game on a TV that not only shows the players in three dimensions but also lets you experience the smells of the stadium and maybe even pat a goal scorer on the back.

    Imagine watching a woman on a TV that not only shows the breasts in three dimensions but also lets you experience the smells of the vagina and maybe even pat a woman on the ass.

  14. Re:Cool! by Tony+Hoyle · · Score: 1, Funny

    But there *is* no spoon.

  15. Re:Really Virtual Reality by Trogre · · Score: 2, Funny

    ...but I'm about as hopeful as I am for the success of Cold Fusio.

    Yeah, I know what you mean.

    Their debut album was terrible.

    It's funny, laugh.

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  16. Re:Really Virtual Reality by ikkonoishi · · Score: 2, Funny

    Or one that lets you punch [insert your disliked political figure here] in the face.

  17. OMG, yes! by Rodong · · Score: 2, Funny

    Because our computing experience cannot be complete unless we get to smell and taste goatse.cx