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Laser Cannons Coming to an F-16 Near You

dxprog writes "Reuters is reporting that the US Pentagon is designing a laser cannon that's small enough to fit onto a fighter jet yet powerful enough to knock out a missile. "The High Energy Laser Area Defense System (HELLADS), being designed by the Pentagon's central research and development agency, will weigh just 750 kg (1,650 lb) and measures the size of a large fridge." Now all we need to do is make fighter jets space worthy for that true Star Wars feel."

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  1. let's just get this out of the way: by WellAren'tYouJustThe · · Score: 5, Funny

    Will there be friggin sharks on them too?

  2. SO will they go by fromtheblueline · · Score: 5, Funny

    Pew pew or Brzzap?

  3. Re:Top Gun by Nom+du+Keyboard · · Score: 5, Funny
    I'm too close for Missles Goose, I'm switching to Lasers!

    I'm too close for lasers, switching to Scientology.

    Hello Mr. Enemy Pilot, may I Audit you?

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    "It's the height of ridiculousness to say for those 9 lines you get hundreds of millions."
  4. measure your fridge from the air? by phil4 · · Score: 5, Funny

    and measures the size of a large fridge. Cool! Lasers have been used for measurement before, but I bet this is the first time the military has been able to measure your fridge in your kitchen from 20,000 feet. The small hole in the kitchen ceiling is a small price to pay for this protection from oversize fridges.

  5. Re:Forbidden? by MrVelvet · · Score: 5, Funny

    Yes one must be fucking living to be blind. Just like telling no tales, the dead don't see shit..