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Mini Satellites Could Revolutionize Space Industry

An anonymous reader writes "Space Daily reports that University of Toronto researchers are working on a project that could replace conventional satellites with a miniature version no larger than a milk carton. From the article: "At only 3.5 kilograms, the Canadian Advanced Nanospace eXperiment 2 (CanX-2) will test small, low-power devices that could lay the groundwork for flying formations of small satellites that could eventually replace larger, more expensive satellites."

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  1. For some reason all that comes to mind by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 5, Funny

    Is John Carmack building this gigantic hydrogen-powered trebuchet and launching milk cartons full of electronics into space
     
    ... I think this is a sign I should be sleeping at 3:35 AM and not reading slashdot

  2. Wow - miniature satallites by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 5, Funny

    To bad other electronics didn't follow suit. I predict that within 100 years computers and hand held electronics will be twice as powerful, 10000 times larger and so expensive that only the 5 richest kings of Europe will own one.

  3. And now... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 3, Funny

    If only we had an elevator to lift all those milk cartons.

  4. Thinking of the Muppets... by Biomechanical · · Score: 4, Funny

    "Clusters in Space-ace-ace-ace."

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  5. Size matters by Monte · · Score: 1, Funny

    Space Daily reports that University of Toronto researchers are working on a project that could replace conventional satellites with a miniature version no larger than a milk carton.

    Or a thigh bone?

    (Cue Also Sprach Zarathustra)

  6. Nasa engineers during lunch just after a launch by jurt1235 · · Score: 2, Funny

    Hey, where is the milk!

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  7. MOD PARENT DOWN for being a retard by FirienFirien · · Score: 2, Funny

    Read before you mod up. Parent has inserted multiple typos and errors into the text. This is not 'interesting'.

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  8. Re:And space garbage collectors open their busines by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 2, Funny

    It is creating significant danger to any rocket with men

    Then send women.

    Would it have killed you to say "people"?

  9. Mini satellites revolutionary? by commodoresloat · · Score: 4, Funny

    If Mini satellites could revolutionize the space industry, think what big ones could do!

  10. In Soviet Russia.. by dawhippersnapper · · Score: 2, Funny

    Milk cartons are Satellites

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  11. A riddle by Chris+Snook · · Score: 2, Funny

    Q. What do you call large numbers of objects no larger than a milk carton moving at orbital velocity?

    A. Shrapnel

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  12. They're making progess by AndroidCat · · Score: 2, Funny

    Why, I remember when Canadian satellites used to be suitcase-sized! Soon they'll be cell phone sized. (Luckily, in space no one can hear your ring-tone.)

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  13. Think of the children! by el_gregorio · · Score: 2, Funny

    Isn't going to be awfully hard to see the pictures of lost kids from that far away?

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