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SALT Telescope First Light

carnun writes "On the 1st of September, 5 years after ground breaking, the SALT Telescope released their first light images to the public. Yesterday one of these images was even displayed on NASA's Astronomy Picture of the Day website. The Southern African Large Telescope, built in South Africa, is the largest telescope in the Southern Hemisphere and (depending on how you define it) the equal largest telescope in the world, but built at a budget of only $30 million, about a tenth cheaper than its nearest competitor. The official opening of the telescope is scheduled for the 10th of November, but scientific observations are already a regular occurence. (Disclaimer: I'm the software engineer responsible for the main telescope server.)" Perhaps as an added bonus carnun could even be persuaded to participate heavily in the discussion. Either way, sounds like a cool project to be a part of.

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  1. Obligatory question about the server by Inigo+Soto · · Score: 4, Funny

    I'll let carnun guess it :)

    1. Re:Obligatory question about the server by Soko · · Score: 4, Funny

      From TFA: (Disclaimer: I'm the software engineer responsible for the main telescope server.)

      My guess is that carnun has a very pissed off webserver admin grabbing him by the collar about now.

      WebAdmin: W H A T_T H E_F U C K_W E R E_Y O U_T H I K I N G !!!!
      carnun: Heh. Sorry 'bout that...
      WebAdmin: *produces diamond encrusted LART* AUUUUUGGGGHHHH!!!!
      carnun: *SPLUTCH*

      Soko

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  2. FL by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 3, Funny

    First Light!

  3. SALT server supernovas by Mathinker · · Score: 4, Funny

    In other news, an enormous emission of light and radiation is observed from SA as SALT's servers get slashdotted...

  4. I remember when Nixon talked about SALT by ReformedExCon · · Score: 2, Funny

    As I recall, even back in the early 1970s, SALT was one of the key planks of Nixon's presidential strategy. I was under the impression that SALT succeeded and was only finally done away with when GWB took office, but to see that it is still working is very cool.

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    1. Re:I remember when Nixon talked about SALT by flubbergust · · Score: 5, Funny

      Uhm, that was the Strategic Arms Limitation Talks. I guess they perhaps could use this telescope to see if little green men on Mars have nuclear weapons. I dont think it would matter to Bush anyway. USA already declared they will "invade" Mars.

  5. Re:Impressive Telescope! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 5, Funny

    not even the night vision goggles that the military uses has that good of light-gathering

    Omg, hand-sized gadget can't gather as much light as a huge complex worth tens of millions. How impressing!

  6. Slashdotted by Jarnis · · Score: 3, Funny

    I wonder if the telescope could see the smoldering ruins of the webserver from the surface of the moon - as the server just got slashdotted off the face of the earth...

  7. 1/10th cheaper? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 3, Funny

    Well, i don't think one tenth is _that_ impressive. Are they sure it's not 10 times cheaper or something?

  8. Re:Impressive Telescope! by LiquidCoooled · · Score: 2, Funny

    Imagine the technologies that are honed with this project being released to the mainstream public down the road

    Paparazzi camera lenses that can snapshot celebrities indiscretions from another continent?

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  9. flame on the moon by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 5, Funny

    SALT can detect objects as faint as a candle flame on the moon.

    Now, granted I haven't been to the moon myself but I would tend to think a candle flame there would indeed be extremely faint..

  10. OMG... nerdy poetry!.. :) by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 4, Funny

    Did you read the nerd factor 10 poetry on the page? For the ones who can not reach the page:


    praise poem of the
    Southern African Large Telescope

    "At the mountain's top I reach up,
    I fill my haversack with stars."
    - Tatamkhulu Afrika: Nightrider

    when the sun sets
    we stand in the failing light
    stretch our arms,
    catch the falling drops.

    Medupe & Marang cup our CCD,
    save all falling photons,
    deepening into a pool of light
    whose surface reflects:

    stretch marks from the birth of time
    hints of gravity's lenses
    the pulse of stars
    & mating dance of binary suns;


    galaxies digitalized - a heaven
    captured in butterfly nets of circuitry
    red on the readout, disked for storage:
    mysteries, solved and sensuous.

    Keith Gottschalk


    Emphasis added... :)

  11. This telescope by frinkacheese · · Score: 2, Funny

    Will pick up a pimple on an astronauts ass..

  12. Re:Cost-saving measures by Tomfrh · · Score: 2, Funny

    I suspects that the writer doesn't know how to write all that good.

  13. South Africa: South African South Africa Telescope by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1, Funny

    [ South Africa ]
    Posted by ScuttleMonkey on 10:07 7th September, 2005
    from the man-we-don't-hear-about-this-place-often-enough dept.
    A South African writes "On the 1st of September, 5 years after ground breaking South Africanism, the South African Telescope released their first South African light images to the South Africa public. Yesterday one of these South African images was even displayed on NASA's Southern Africa Picture of the Day website. The Southern African Large Telescope, built in South Africa, is the largest telescope in South Africa and (depending on how you define it) the equal largest telescope in South Africa, but built at a budget of only 30 million South African $, about a tenth cheaper than its nearest South African competitor. The official opening of the South African telescope is scheduled for the 10th of November South Africa time, but South African scientific observations are already a regular occurence. (Disclaimer: I'm the South African software engineer responsible for the main South African South Africa telescope server, in South Africa.)" Perhaps as an added South Africa bonus South African carnun could even be persuaded to participate heavily in the South African discussion. Either way, sounds like a cool South African project to be a part of when you're in South Africa.

  14. Obligatory 2001 quote... by srl100 · · Score: 2, Funny

    "My god, it's full of sta...@~0-tw$%^&e" Hmmm, server must be down.

  15. Bronson Bodies by GomezAdams · · Score: 2, Funny

    This is great news for astronomy. I just hope they keep an eye out for the Bronson Bodies with their new toy.

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  16. SALT Telescope? by commodoresloat · · Score: 4, Funny

    Did they pay for it after getting money from the Automatic ATM Machine? After typing in their PIN Number? I know, I should RTFA the article before posting. I'll STFU up now.

  17. You bastards! by eugene_roux · · Score: 2, Funny
    We have a tough enough time getting decent bandwidth down here at the Southern tip of Africa, without you bastards Slashdotting our Telescope and taking our undersea cables with it!

    Mutter, mutter, mutter...

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  18. Re:Impressive Telescope! by whimdot · · Score: 2, Funny

    If this thing can pick up the light of a candle burning on the moon's surface, then someone has been lying to us big time.

  19. Salties by HermanAB · · Score: 4, Funny

    Yeah, there are many meanings to SALT:

    In South Africa, a Saltie is an Englishman - since he is standing with one foot in London, the other in Cape Town and his dong in the salt water...

    In Australia, a Saltie is a seawater crocodile.

    The combination of the two would be very amusing to watch...

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