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6.8GHz 1TB RAM and 2TB HDD Laptop?

Stuk writes "Research & development company AtomChip have announced a new 6.8GHz 1TB RAM and 2TB HDD laptop, which is "coming soon". Apparently it does not use a hard disc, instead it is based on "solid state AtomChip® optoelectronics". A new "non-volatile Quantum-Optical" type of RAM is used. Other features include voice commands, "Num Lock mode, Caps Lock mode, Scroll Lock mode". They're spoiling us." If Nintendogs has taught me anything, it's that voice recognition is awesome and should be used for everything. *cough*. And also to be skeptical of this many buzzwords.

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  1. Time and again... by devaldez · · Score: 4, Insightful

    The first time I heard about holographic memory replacing conventional methods (RAM/ROM/HDD), I was a kid just beginning work at NCR...let's see what the way-back machine says: 1991.

    I've been waiting for 14 years for the technology to become real, and like nuclear fusion, I suspect I'll be waiting forever...

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  2. The sound you just heard... by Rude+Turnip · · Score: 5, Insightful

    ...was everyone's bullshit detectors exploding in glorious unison. The earlier thread on OSNews has thoroughly debunked this device as a hoax. All you need to know is that 32-bit Windows XP only supports 16 gigs of RAM and this claims to have 1 terabyte of RAM.

    And this, gentlemen, is why I don't pay for a subscription to Slashdot.

    1. Re:The sound you just heard... by ltbarcly · · Score: 1, Insightful

      If it took an article to convince you this was a hoax then you are more than just a little retarded.

    2. Re:The sound you just heard... by Gondola · · Score: 2, Insightful

      *Is* there another decent site like Slashdot used to be?

      Frequent articles, interesting stuff?

      Inquiring minds want to know...

  3. Is it April already? by Soong · · Score: 2, Insightful

    Cuz, it looks like people are getting fooled.

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  4. A fraud, according to the OSNews community. by CyricZ · · Score: 4, Insightful

    The general consensus at OSNews is that this is a fraud and a complete lie.

    http://osnews.com/comment.php?news_id=11784

    Some people have pointed out some interesting discrepancies in the images and so forth.

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    1. Re:A fraud, according to the OSNews community. by Surt · · Score: 3, Insightful

      Well, if nothing else gives it away, how about the image of the stereo connector with a bunch of labels on it describing the optical components and the massive memory it contains:

      http://atomchip.com/_wsn/page3.html
      particularly:
      http://atomchip.com/db4/00366/atomchip.com/_uimage s/256Mx6M.jpg

      Now, supposing you're a super genius engineer, who has come up with all this clever technology advancement which no one else has been able to think of. Do you:
      a) design a nice new physical interface for it?
      b) make it 100% physically compatible with devices it is not meant to be plugged into so that it can be easily accidentally damaged?

      This site is a pretty thoroughly obvious fake. In fact, you pretty much have to assume that the fakers are intentionally leaving it sufficiently fake to avoid tricking anyone even slightly technologically inclined, and that it is in fact only targetted at trolling news media morons and slashdot editors.

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  5. Re:Power by Red+Flayer · · Score: 5, Insightful

    Actually, power usage for this laptop, according to spec, is very low.

    "Battery Life: Approximately 8 hours for AtomChip® Quantum® II processor" ... and the battery back is a 6-cell Li unit.

    OTOH, I suspect that the true power usage for this laptop will be zero.

    Seeing as vaporware doesn't actually draw any current.

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  6. Very misleading... by lar3ry · · Score: 4, Insightful

    I find it very misleading to state that the speed of a quad system (4 1.7 Ghz processors) is the speed of each processor multiplied by the number (4 * 1.7 = 6.8).

    After reading that portion of the specification, I find it difficult to read the rest of it without laughing openly.

    Nice try.

    Let me play: I have a 1.4 Ghz Thinkpad, a 2.8 Ghz HP Presario laptop, and a 500 Mhz iBook. Using the logic from the specifications at that site, those three laptops mean that I have a single 4.7 Ghz laptop? If so, please tell me how I can get Tiger to run at that speed on that 500 Mhz iBook!

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  7. Re:Is it April First already? by LocalH · · Score: 2, Insightful

    Another proof - look at this image. See where it says "1,99 TB"? Look carefully at the position of those 9's as compared to the 1.

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  8. hummm by PIBM · · Score: 2, Insightful

    Who allowed this bullshit to go through ? First, no company that respect itself would show a web page like this one. Ok, their device (6.8ghz) to read their memory might be legit, but which intel board with the 855 support four pentium M, again ?

    And their 2GB device, I mean, 2TB device, that use 5V and 2.5 --> MICRO -- amps to WRITE 6GB per second ? It would take much more just to have the circuit resistance beaten =)

    They also claim 2000g operating shock .. Anyone know what that would do to this small 2GB flash dri.., err, 2TB ram :)

  9. Re:Yeah right by buttersnout · · Score: 3, Insightful

    Seeing that the the other specs are buzzwords really, I doubt it has 1TB of ram. It's probably some trade marked word they made up. For example, it says 6.8 ghz atomchip processor. But then you find out this is there word for 4x1.7ghz pentium ms. They use the word "or" to mean "in other words" here. Of course must of us know this really isn't equivilent to having one 6.8 ghz chip, though it should be fast. Also, it appears that there is no quantum technology in the ram. That's just a trademarked term for there implementation of flash memory.

  10. But... by Mr+Guy · · Score: 2, Insightful

    It has to exist first!

    Y'know, I've seen Linux run on a washing machine. I've even seen Linux run on a toaster, but I ain't never seen Linux run on no phantom Atomchip laptop.

  11. Look no further! by Analogy+Man · · Score: 2, Insightful
    The first posts identified this for what it was...a cute joke. If only they had put miniature hamster wheels powered by pet roaches in the power bay...

    If you trouble yourself to view other posts you will not dozens of idiot geek wanna-bees shocked that slashdot editors did not spot the technical errors of this article. I imagine they are outraged by the obvious political bias of The Onion and Madd Magazine?

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  12. Garden Plastic chair, strange pics by uomolinux · · Score: 2, Insightful

    On one of the company pics, I saw one person siting on a garden plastic chair. Also, the facilities don't impress me much, 4 scientist in a small bathroom looking at some stuff. http://atomchip.com/db4/00366/atomchip.com/_uimage s/8GBAdapters.JPG These pics look funny to me, I could do the same hoax at home with some sort of glue and electronics component I have in here. The most funny part of it is the 2T memory allocation of Windows XP, and why XP OS by the way? Common Slashdot!!! you could do better!

  13. Re:Is it April First already? by sconeu · · Score: 2, Insightful

    Even better, look at the *SHAPE* of the 9's in 1,99 versus the 9 in the disk capacity.

    Definite Photoshop.

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  14. Re:Did no one else notice by Bloater · · Score: 2, Insightful

    > In other words a system with four processors running at 1.7GHz aren't going to deliver 6.8GHz of processing ability.

    processing ability isn't measured in Hz (the unit of cycles per second), the rate at which a small group of transistors and capacitors will wiggle at is measured in Hz. Since modern CPUs have several clocks, the Hz for a single CPU is just as made up as that for a group of four CPUs.

    6.8GHz is as real as 1.7 GHz and just as uninteresting.

    When they say "clockless" I might pay attention.

  15. Re:OSNews discussion link. by ds9 · · Score: 2, Insightful

    Then you'd have to wake up first!