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Oregon Is Growing A Mystery Bulge
nedwolf writes "LiveScience is reporting that a 100 square mile bulge has been rising in Oregon. First observed from a satellite using a relatively new technology called 'radar interferometry', some believe this to be the formation of a new volcano. I think it's just happy to see me."
Fuck me. Deeper. Harder. Now. You big boy, you.
That, or God really needs a science fair project on short notice.
Where does the school board find them and why do they keep sending them to ME?
Locusts are next...
"Who are in control, they are not in control of anything - they don't even control themselves!" - Glen Beck
Monday, March 04, 2002
Eric paused, breathing heavily. He'd never done this before and he wanted to make sure all of his best qualities were included in this email.
Eric wondered if this woman he had found on match.com would be impressed with his talents. He decided to put more detail into the message.
ESR pondered for a moment, wringing out his soaked handkerchief, and continued with his typing.
Chewing on his tongue and squinting, Eric pushed his mind into overdrive and produced a beauty of a riddle on the spot:
Pleased with his linguistic talents, undoubtedly matched by no one, Eric then asked his potential love-conquest:
Eric exhaled slowly and rubbed his belly. It was growling and no doubt wanted its nightly bottle of Jägermeister. He decided to finish up the email in anticipation of the coming alcoholic stupor.
Eric wondered how to wrap up the email, something that would hook the lady on him and make her want more...
The Match.com Love-Letter Reply
Thursday, February 19, 2004
Today was shaping up to be a great day for Eric S. Raymond, Open Source figurehead and accidental anthropologist extraordinaire. He had finally received, after two years, a reply to his Match.com love-letter. Using Open Source tools such as Perl and Jägermeister, Eric had wired his entire house to his 386 running Linux. His shack had just lit up like a Christmas tree before his eyes the instant the reply hit his inbox.
Straining to read the dusty 13" monitor, ESR pulled out a soiled handkerchief and spat it in, eagerly wiping away the year
Yes, because we all know that all natural events are not natural at all, but instead the wrath of a diety. Just like how God made AIDS to punish gay people, right?
So when something bad happens to you, you should always blame yourself, as you must have brought it upon yourself or did something to make God angry.
</ignorance>
Tequila: It's not just for breakfast anymore!
He is in my foes list. And I am not going to leave just because an idiot is pissing me off.
Mother is the best bet and don't let Satan draw you too fast.
...Longhorn. Or Blackcomb.
You can hold down the "B" button for continuous firing.
We've invaded a country for trumped up reasons in order to settle a personal debt our Chief Executive Officer has about a conflict his father had with the leader of said nation.
And we're proceeding to screw over the invaded nation and our own society to line corporate pockets.
And we've done it all without having any kind of an understanding of the local populace or how to get a stable government up and running.
If the Muslims have it right and the Jews and Christians have it wrong, then God is going to be PISSED. Hell, he'll probably be pissed either way. This is starting to look like the next round in a divine smack down.
Remember, he only promised to never use a flood to destroy the entire Earth. No guarantees were made about using floods to destroy parts of it, or using other means to wipe the Earth clean.
"Live Free or Die." Don't like it? Then keep out of the USA
Just like how God made AIDS to punish gay people,
Well Stuart, thats just because of what the gays are doing to the soil.
Sorry, teleporters just kill you and then make a copy. A perfect, soul-less copy.
Goatsex Man!
Get your own free personal location tracker
This pisses me off. Why the HELL are you going to rely on someone else to evacuate you? You choose to live there, be educated! Learn about your surroundings, and for Gods sake, take responsibility for yourself and stop burdening the government with every little thing you don't want to do.
Isn't that amazing. Anybody want to buy my vacation property at Black Butte Ranch?
BTM
That was the turning point of my life--I went from negative zero to positive zero.
GWB is really having a hard time of it, ain't he?
In 2001, downtown New York got smacked by some ignurnt towel head who's pissed off about something that happened about a thousand years ago, (it's Mohammed's fault,) then an 80 year old insult to Islam by Kamaal Attaturk, then one by Russia then America, then Spain, then France (foiled) then England (that towel head's got a real hard-on for the West.)
'Shrub' wins a war but can't keep the peace, in Afghanistan.
Then in Iraq.
Then his boys are so focused on keeping out these dang fornurz out that they suck all the funds outta there but drop the big ball with maintaining the levees in N'Orleens.
What's next?
Locust? Plague? Peasant's (previously known as the middle class before we got told to pay for all the messes listed above) revolt?
That ignurnt towel head doesn't have to do a damn thing. All he has to do is wait. Sittin' out there in his li'l foreign cave.
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Nitpick: you can post something every two minutes (not 30 seconds) IF your karma is Excellent.
Lower karma (or not being logged in) means longer times, especially on later posts.
I liked the Martian satire better...
The end of microsoft is near! That bulge will erupt into a giant fountain of lava...raining down death and destruction to the evil corporation once and for all. I might have to buy some stock in microsoft once the market is "hot"...har har har