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FEMA Demands Use of IE To File Online Katrina Claims

WebHostingGuy writes "As reported by MSNBC, if you survived the hurricane and are a Mac, Linux or Firefox user you cannot file a claim online. Further, you must have javascript enabled or face rejection. From the site: 'We are sorry for not being able to proceed your requests because you have failed our tests.' Opera and Netscape don't work either." Also reported at InformationWeek. From that story: "To file a claim online at FEMA's Individual Assistance Center, where citizens can apply for government help, the browser must be IE 6.0 or later with JavaScript enabled. That cuts out everyone running Linux or the Mac operating systems, as well as Windows users running alternate browsers such as Firefox or Opera. When TechWeb tested the site using Windows XP and Firefox 1.0.6, the message 'In order to use this site, you must have JavaScript Enabled and Internet Explorer version 6. Download it from Microsoft or call 1-800-621-FEMA (3362) to register' popped up on the screen." Update: 09/08 13:48 GMT by Z : Added word 'Online' to title to clarify story.

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  1. You knew it was coming... by irving47 · · Score: 5, Funny

    "George Bush doesn't care about Mac people!"

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    1. Re:You knew it was coming... by ettlz · · Score: 5, Funny

      Quite frankly, if a Mac-using Bush voter exists, I don't wanna hear, much less think, about it.

    2. Re:You knew it was coming... by ozmanjusri · · Score: 5, Funny

      Sorry. I am both

      Which one are you apologising for?

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    3. Re:You knew it was coming... by tb3 · · Score: 3, Funny

      I call bullshit. George barely knows how to operate his freaking iPod.
      I'll bet his 'computer' is just an Etch-a-sketch painted white ...

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    4. Re:You knew it was coming... by Irish_Samurai · · Score: 4, Funny

      Drugs

    5. Re:You knew it was coming... by tassii · · Score: 4, Funny

      Bush uses a Mac, as does Rush Limbaugh.

      That's because its easy to use a Mac.

      If my 3 year old could use a Mac, I'd hope that Bush would be up to the challenge, although I have my doubts.

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    6. Re:You knew it was coming... by electronym · · Score: 5, Funny

      (I recall hearing somewhere that Rush Limbaugh is a big Mac advocate too)

      Obviously. He sure didn't get that fat eating McSalads.

  2. Re:you know... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 5, Funny

    Any sufficiently advanced incompetence is indistinguishable from malice.

  3. /. it by valentyn · · Score: 4, Funny

    Now we Linux and Mac users from all over the world can try to test the site. That will at least help stress the servers to the point that simply no one will be able to file their requests.

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  4. Re:Virtual PC by m4dm4n · · Score: 4, Funny

    I think in the end you're probably better off just using the telephone. They're more likely to understand technology thats been around for more than 100 years.

    "MS-Internet" is confusing to them.

  5. Re:you know... by elrous0 · · Score: 5, Funny
    It's out and out incompetence.

    Would you expect any less from FEMA?

    I tell you, if they get any more imcompetent, George Bush is going to have to give them a medal.

    -Eric

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  6. what we need now by Alien54 · · Score: 4, Funny
    is for Microsoft to release a version update, say to 6.2, that would automatically install through auto-update, and break on the site.

    As they say, not FEMAs fault

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  7. Re:Virtual PC by lxs · · Score: 4, Funny

    I think in the end you're probably better off just using the telephone

    --krrrr click--Thank you for calling FEMA, we regret to inform you that since you're using a Nokia mobile phone, we cannot connect you to an operator, please switch to a Motorola cellphone to make full use of our services. -bzzz- Have a nice day. --bleep--

  8. Re:you know... by XO · · Score: 4, Funny

    well, it does say specifically, IE 6.0.

    It's not kidding.

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  9. Re:you know... by drooling-dog · · Score: 5, Funny

    Either way, somebody's in line for another Medal of Honor...

  10. Re:accessibility is the way to do this by KarmaMB84 · · Score: 5, Funny

    I wasn't aware that using an alternative operating system and/or browser was considered a disability.

  11. Re:you know... by mekkab · · Score: 3, Funny

    It's also a good lesson for designing things even when you *know* the environment in which it will be used...that can change and it's best to work with standards rather than the easiest, but perhaps proprietary choice.

    Its statements like that which guarantees you'll never work in management.

    GBTW!!!

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  12. Re:you know... by sharkey · · Score: 5, Funny
    The Georges W. Bush medal of incompetence (made of dark-brown copper).

    Surely it's made of coprolite, not copper.

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  13. Re:you know... by Anonymous+Cowpat · · Score: 4, Funny

    There's a medal for "making the president look relatively less incompetent"?

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  14. Re:you know... by drooling-dog · · Score: 4, Funny
    You mean Medal of Freedom, right?

    Er... Yes; I screwed up because I don't get these very often.

    Jon Stewart: So no one's going to be held accountable for this at all?
      Ed Helms: No. In fact, if history is any indication, they'll be hard-pressed finding enough medals to pin on these guys. My sources tell me the head of FEMA will be dipped in bronze and turned into an award to be given to other officials.