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Google Hires Vint Cerf

hsuwh writes "Google has hired Internet pioneer Vint Cerf away from MCI as its "Chief Internet Evangelist". "He is one of the most important people alive today," said [Google CEO Eric] Schmidt, who has been friends with Cerf for more than 20 years. "Vint has put his heart and soul into making the Internet happen. I know he is going to jump right in here and start shoveling out new ideas for Google.""

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  1. Wikipedia link by dividedsky319 · · Score: 5, Informative
    1. Re:Wikipedia link by justforaday · · Score: 5, Funny

      Vint Cerf had sex with Al Gore?!? : o

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    2. Re:Wikipedia link by Xarius · · Score: 5, Funny

      Yes

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  2. Do they have a strategy behind this? by winkydink · · Score: 5, Interesting

    Or are they merely collecting people and figuring out what to do with them later? From the outside looking in, it sure seems like the latter.

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    1. Re:Do they have a strategy behind this? by richie2000 · · Score: 5, Funny
      I think they've taken Nokia's slogan and modified it a bit:

      Google - Collecting people

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    2. Re:Do they have a strategy behind this? by pjkundert · · Score: 5, Insightful
      Non-linear, pure "invention" doesn't occur on a fixed time table. You cannot plan for it. You can't assemble a team, give them a deadline and some money, and say "OK, go invent the next great thing for me.".

      All you can do is try to assemable the greatest group(s) of already provably inventive poeple you can find, put them in a positive, stimulating environment, and incent them to come up with something great.

      That is what Google is doing. That is exactly NOT what Microsoft, HP, et. al. are doing.

      And no, they don't expect you to understand this.

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    3. Re:Do they have a strategy behind this? by qwijibo · · Score: 5, Insightful

      Smart people with a track record of good ideas will generally produce more of them. Google just wants a chance to get the ideas before anyone else. There are such positions in many large companies because good ideas with profit potential will pay many times over for all the unprofitable ideas.

    4. Re:Do they have a strategy behind this? by Alomex · · Score: 5, Insightful

      It sure looks like they have a surplus of money and a shortage of ideas what to do with it. So heck, let's hire Turing Award medal winners just for kicks.

      Successful jocks collect supermodels, successful nerds collect supergeeks, I guess.

  3. snark by ReformedExCon · · Score: 5, Funny

    Boy, that Internet thing just isn't catching on. I guess we need someone to really spread the word about it!

    Chief Internet Evangelist? Really?

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  4. a case of mistaken identity? by ChipMonk · · Score: 5, Funny

    Vint has put his heart and soul into making the Internet happen.

    Are they sure they didn't hire Al Gore by mistake?

    1. Re:a case of mistaken identity? by Duncan3 · · Score: 5, Informative

      Even funnier since I've seen Vint himself correct the Al Gore thing in a talk saying that Gore does deserve credit for getting the early internet funding that it needed. Vint even presented him an award.

      But yea, the joke is funnier then the truth by far ;)

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  6. love or hate? by jshaped · · Score: 5, Funny

    I forget, do we love or hate google?

    (are they becoming an unstoppable giant?)

    1. Re:love or hate? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 5, Funny

      Simple rules for Slashdot Slashbots:

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  7. The world is not enough... by hazee · · Score: 5, Interesting

    Obviously Google isn't content to simply dominate the internet on this planet, they want to dominate the interplanetary internet too.

    Context sensitive ads for Mars rovers anyone?

  8. The guy makes terrible puns by keshto · · Score: 5, Funny

    Look at the photo with the WaPo article (hint: look at the license plate).

  9. Yeah, here's a Wikipedia link about that: by Headcase88 · · Score: 5, Funny

    Kharma Whoring

    I have a twisted sense of humour, I suppose.

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