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Researchers Say Human Brain is Still Evolving

Oleg Alexandrov writes "Two genes involved in determining the size of the human brain have undergone substantial evolution in the last 60,000 years, researchers say, suggesting that the brain is still undergoing rapid evolution. The discovery adds further weight to the view that human evolution is still a work in progress, since previous instances of recent genetic change have come to light in genes that defend against disease and confer the ability to digest milk in adulthood."

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  1. Counter-evidence... by FyRE666 · · Score: 5, Funny

    Researchers Say Human Brain is Still Evolving

    I guess these guys have never browsed Slashdot at -1 then... And how do they explain George Bush, Beanie Babies and the Crazy Frog? And where did they get a 60,000 year old brain from to find these genes - Joan Rivers' skull? No no no, none of this is adding up...

    1. Re:Counter-evidence... by macdaddy357 · · Score: 2, Funny

      It would be great if the human brain would evolve in such a way that it would be repulsive to zombies, and they wouldn't want to eat out brains any more.

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  2. Sounds promising.... by sigmaseven · · Score: 3, Funny

    Any chance of speeding up the process before the 2008 elections?

    /in Kansas, so it might not even apply, anyhow

  3. Re:take that you intelligent desing thoricists by richdun · · Score: 2, Funny

    ...now if only natural selection would remove those who type too fast to think or spell check.

  4. The human brain... by myowntrueself · · Score: 4, Funny

    is an organ for cooling the blood.

    We actually think with our stomachs.

    Obviously the cooling needs of the human body are still increasing over time. Probably linked to global warming.

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    1. Re:The human brain... by Jace+of+Fuse! · · Score: 5, Funny

      We actually think with our stomachs.

      Nope. Getting warm though. Little lower...

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  5. Obviously... by tyman · · Score: 2, Funny

    Of course our brains are evolving. Evolution doesn't just stop at the present. Eventually everyone writing on slashdot will be viewed as "monkeys" and religious fanatics of the future will proclaim that they did not evolve from these neanderthals.

  6. Depends on how much spaghetti you eat by ScentCone · · Score: 5, Funny

    Also, I understand that if you wear an eyepatch, that strengthens the optic nerve on one side of your brain. It is proof of His Noodly Will.

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  7. Re:Now, wait a second... by Nefarious+Wheel · · Score: 3, Funny

    It's very clear that we're selecting for the ability to produce money, read the correct magazines, and our inability to spot prophylactics in the wild. And drive cars with large integral flat surfaces.

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  8. Re:It's remarkable how wrong this is by Cruithne · · Score: 5, Funny

    The solution to this problem is obvious.... only let the people with an IQ above X have sex :D

    If you mod me down or reply negatively, you lose sex priveledges too :D

  9. Re:It's remarkable how wrong this is by Tony+Hoyle · · Score: 3, Funny

    If I was world dictator I'd have enforced sterilisation at birth and parent licenses allocated after rigorous testing.

    That's probably why I should never be allowed any power...

  10. Re:Milk by markass530 · · Score: 2, Funny

    I had a friend who couldn't ingest milk products, so we snuck some cheese in a big sandwhich, he destroyed the subway bathroom.

  11. Re:It's remarkable how wrong this is by saskboy · · Score: 2, Funny

    "If you mod me down or reply negatively, you lose sex priveledges too :D"

    You and I are reading Slashdot. It's safe to assume that no one reading this sentence has sex priveledges as it is.

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  12. Re:It's remarkable how wrong this is by ShadyG · · Score: 4, Funny
    Whatever this allele does, it had a selective advantage of more than 5 percent. They don't know it necessarily makes people smarter, but it's hard to think what else it might be.

    That's because you don't have it.
  13. Re:It's remarkable how wrong this is by jd · · Score: 2, Funny
    Alphas are stable, but are easily blocked so literally can't get out of a paper bag. Betas are too highly charged for my taste and gammas have an electromagnetic personality.


    Oh, you were talking about people! Well, @ comes before alpha, in ASCII, so I'm going to be @.

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  14. Re:Hoist by your own petard by deaddrunk · · Score: 2, Funny

    Judging by current trends, spherical.

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  15. Re:Theory or God?? by zpok · · Score: 3, Funny

    [quote]
    "intelligent design" is a meticulously planned, focus-group designed, carefully executed fraud.

    It is created only to deceive. It's intended purpose is not to explain anything, but only to diminish the public credibility of any real scientific explanatory model of life or the origin of our world.
    [/quote]

    OK, broadly the same could be said about religion in general and most political statements.

    But that doesn't mean people don't BELIEVE it.

    My sister just can't believe we're somehow sharing traits with apes, while to me that's maybe our most redeeming quality ;-)

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  16. Some kind of religious bigot? by AndroidCat · · Score: 2, Funny
    The cool thing Intelligent Design is we know God made us.

    I say it was the Flying Spaghetti Monster and my religious faith is just as valid as yours!

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  17. Duh! by ZeroConcept · · Score: 2, Funny

    Christian researchers corrected:

    "Researchers Say Human Brain is Still being intelligently designed."

  18. Re:It's remarkable how wrong....no, we are wrong. by tooth · · Score: 3, Funny
    Ever notice in an anthill, only a small percentage of the bees actually reproduce.

    Errr, no, never.