Microsoft Aims for Hack-Proof 360
jondaw writes "The BBC is reporting that "Microsoft plans to make its next generation games console, the Xbox 360, as difficult as possible to hack...There are going to be levels of security in this box that the hacker community has never seen before...I'm sure sooner or later someone will work out how to circumvent security. But the way we have done the design doesn't mean that it will work on somebody else's machine.""
Is simply equal to the amount of work hackers will have to do to get around it.
Claiming something hackproof is like saying a doorlock is tamper-proof. It *can* be opened, it's just how much work are you prepared to do that justifies doing it.
The only secure computer is one that is turned off, locked in a safe and buried 20 feet down in a secret location, and I'm not completely confident of that either. -- Bruce Schneier
This must be the computerish equivalent of the "Kick-Me" tee-shirt...
Just keep on hyping up your new security up until launch. Thay way you look like even bigger 4$$holes when it all comes crashing down.
Rats would be more funny if they could fart.
They should (if not already) create a new team, called the XBox Crackers Team. They can use a saltine logo for thier t-shirts.
The saltine group will then comprise of a group of 5 bright individuals, who will be awarded as a whole $200,000 or $40,000 each if they can come up with a hack that would or could end up with a cheap mod-chip solution that could be mass-produced.
They of course have a pre-set deadline, say between now and the actual launch.
Modesty is one of life's greatest attributes
They aren't trying to make it "Hack Proof" just difficult to hack. That headline will have worthless forum threads going for days...
I am sure that there are others like me, the only reason I bought an Xbox was because it *was* hackable!
I use it in a 'hacked state' far more often than 'straight'.
Good judgement comes from experience, and experience comes from bad judgement.
- W. Wriston, former Citibank CEO
Headline: Microsoft Aims for Hack-Proof 360
I would like to think that slashdot would be a place where people (e.g. editors) would know the difference between these two statements.
GET YOUR WEAPONS READY! --DR.LIGHT
"If something was done by a man, another man can undo it". Still holds true, IMHO.
The kernel software will, of course, be protected with poor coding that is nigh impossible to navigate.
The box will be made out of the rare metal Adamantium infused with trace particles of kryptonite. Virtully unbreakable, and protected against any Kryptonian hackers.
But the most important security measure of all: Microsoft plans on installing at least half a dozen starving, crazed weasels that will attack anyone who succeeds in opening their boxes.
This sig isn't original enough, it's time to come up with something witty...
There seems to be this attitude that a crack will inevitably come out fairly quickly.
I don't think that's the case.
I think many slashdotters are overly confident just because the original Xbox got hacked and we've manage to hack CSS, but you've got to remember a couple of things: Firstly, the original Xbox was the first hardware of that type that Microsoft had created. They put in some protection but it wasn't good enough. I'm sure they have learnt from their mistakes and it will be considerably more difficult to crack this time around. Secondly, with CSS it took quite a long time to get a crack and that was due (IIRC) to a CSS licensor screwing up and leaving the key unprotected in the firmware.
Now, it's possible that Microsoft have screwed up again, but it's by no means a sure thing.
A lawyer friend once told me that the working definition of "waterproof" was not that something was impervious to water, but that when something was damaged by water the manufacturer was obliged to replace it.
Maybe what Microsoft is saying is that when your Xbox 360 becomes a DDOSing zombie, they will replace it for free*.
*postage paid by end user. Please include a stamped, self-addressed return box. 350 dollar processing fee required. Void in New York, California, and anywhere else those linux loving hippies live.
Yeah, cause hacking never resulted in the creation of any large software companies... Microsoft thinks there's no way to profit from hobbyists. How was it their company got started again?
Developers: We can use your help.
"Microsoft plans to make its next generation games console, the Xbox 360, as difficult as possible to hack..."
In a basement in the Midwest...
Hacker1: According to the diagram we are supposed pull the firing pin without shifting it's center of gavity or otherwise the mercury will hit the electrodes on the C4.
Hacker2: Ok. *click* *beep* *beep* *beep* Oh crap! You didn't say anything about a presure plate.
Hacker1: Quick. Cut the wire to the right of the power supply.
Hacker2: Ok. Oh double crap!
Hacker1: What?
Hacker2: There are two wires!
Hacker1: Well just cut one for christ sakes!
Hacker2: Here goes nothing! *clips* *beeping stops* *phew*
Hacker1: Finally... No we put the rom chip here... *xbox starts spewing green smoke*
Hacker2: Oh fark! *coughs* It the posion gas!
Hacker1: *coughs* Does this mean we *coughs* voided the warranty?
"I am the king of the Romans, and am superior to rules of grammar!"
-Sigismund, Holy Roman Emperor (1368-1437)
they can't guarantee the 512 byte bootloader will be free of bugs... so they're hoping and praying that the super duper hardware is so obfuscated with a seriously weird state machine that no-one... even them, can figure how on earth it ever works...
Donald 'Duck' Dunn: We had a band powerful enough to turn goat piss into gasoline.
My boss learned a long time ago that the fastest way to get a hacker to do something is to tell them that it can't be done.
As the above reply stated, Xboxes cost more to manufacture and distribute (I'm assuming that's factored into the "sold at a loss" claim) than they're sold for. So every Xbox bought up by "all the buisnesses that were buying Xboxes and turning them into linux servers/clusters back when the first box was hacked" had to be replaced on the shelves by another Xbox that cost more than MS made from it,
Why on earth doesn't Microsoft want a "piece of the pie"?
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what's the difference between a light bulb and a pregnant woman?
You can unscrew a lightbulb.
Not everything can be undone.
So I guess the question is, will the XBOX 360 be more like a lightbulb or a pregnant woman?
If a few dedicated people are able to hack/mod their new XBox 360s, I seriously doubt microsoft will be bothered. The question is, Will any monkey with a soldering iron be able to mod their new console and run homebrew software and pirated games? Having just finished my first xbox mod, I have to say it was staggeringly easy: Solder these pins and these wires here, here, and here. Replace hard drive. Done. I would not have attempted it if it had meant, say, soldering a dozen or so additional wires, desoldering and replacing a chip or two, and maybe dremeling out a section of the case. All they have to do is make sure that the system is difficult and/or expensive to mod so that only the dedicated few are really doing it.