First Cocktail 5,000 Years Old
Praxiteles writes "The first cocktail was...grog?! From the article: 'The first cocktail ever was made in Mesopotamia 5,000 years ago, using wine, beer, apple juice and honey. Patrick McGovern defined the mix as "grog", an archaic drink that in the United States is sold as the Midas Touch'."
D'oh,
This whole time I thought Grog was the screen name for http://www.lemis.com/grog/ *nix developer, Greg Lehy.
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I'm not sure about other English speaking parts of the world, but Australians still refer to "grog" as a general term for alcoholic drinks.
Interestingly, dictionary.com quotes its origins as such
"After Old Grog, nickname of Edward Vernon (1684-1757), British admiral who ordered that diluted rum be served to his sailors, from grogram(from his habit of wearing a grogram cloak)."
Punch. Modern version of this, big coleman cooler, a bottle each of Everclear, Vodka, Whiskey, a case of beer, several cans of fruit punch, chunks of fruit, a bag or two of ice, close lid, shake, serve. Guarenteed to curdle your stomach
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It's true. Pirates used rum to keep stagnant water from making them sick.
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Those old beer and wine recipes are quite different from their modern counterparts.
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The main differences would probably be the lack of effective filtration and the yeasts.
The filtration is probably the biggest difference.
We are used to beer and wine being relatively clear; in ye olde days the beers and wines were rather murky.
This has the interesting side effect that modern beers and wines are substantially less nutritious than their ancient counterparts.
The Egyptian beer (which built the pyramids) has been described as 'mildly alcoholic, liquid bread'
I've tried making wines and beers like these, they have a much lower alcohol content and are far more tasty.
People also tend to turn their noses up at them cos they look cloudy and have bits floating around. More for me! Yum!
And ahhh genuine Cornish scrumpy cider... even though I know they throw a dead rabbit into the vat, it still tastes good!
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Despite the total lack of useful information in this article, does it strike any one as odd that they did not consider the possibility that the same container was used to hold multiple things over time?
It's not like they had industrial strength santizing dish washers 5000 years ago - over ten years of use, one could imagine an accumulation of residue inside such a container
Grog is not (straight) rum, there was no Admiral Grog, and the sailors already drank rum, since the 17th C, and it became part of their official ration in 1731.
"Old Grog" was the nickname of Admiral Vernon (1684-1757), from his grogram cloak, afterwards applied to the mixture he ordered to be served out to sailors instead of neat rum.