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Dvorak on Microsoft Confusing the Market

Posted by Zonk on from the funny-dvorak-article-blink-and-you'll-miss-it dept.

DigitalDame2 writes "With news of there being 7 Vista editions, PC Magazine Columnist John C. Dvorak takes a hilarious spin on the different Vistas with some recommendations of his own. How about the Vista Porn Edition? All the great porn sites would be pre-bookmarked. Gamer Case-Mod Edition? It can be ultraoptimized for games with a blinking hard-drive light. You can even go as far as the Microsoft Vista for Costco Customers: the Cheaper Edition."

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  1. Good informative link by TripMaster+Monkey · · Score: 5, Informative


    An excellent description of all the various flavors of Vista and their respective features and intended niches can be found here.

    I'm bookmarking this page...it's only a matter of time before I'll be required to know this information.

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  2. Re:Dvorak? by Jeff+Hornby · · Score: 4, Informative

    Which came first - Rolling Stone Magazine, The Rolling Stones, or the song "Like a Rolling Stone". No one seems to know.

    They were all named after the song "The Rolling Stone Blues" by Muddy Waters. The order was: The Rolling Stones (1962), Like a Rolling Stone (1965) and Rolling Stone magazine (1967). (dates from Wikipedia).

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  3. Re:Good informative link + Karma Whore by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 3, Informative

    Of course you neglected to tell us this is your site, and you post this link for EVERY windows story.

    Such is the life of a Karma Whore

  4. Re:Ain't it funny? by Ckwop · · Score: 3, Informative

    Ahhh.. you have to ask former microsoft employee why..

    This man needs +5 insightful tattooed on his fore-head.

    Simon