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Dvorak on Microsoft Confusing the Market

Posted by Zonk on from the funny-dvorak-article-blink-and-you'll-miss-it dept.

DigitalDame2 writes "With news of there being 7 Vista editions, PC Magazine Columnist John C. Dvorak takes a hilarious spin on the different Vistas with some recommendations of his own. How about the Vista Porn Edition? All the great porn sites would be pre-bookmarked. Gamer Case-Mod Edition? It can be ultraoptimized for games with a blinking hard-drive light. You can even go as far as the Microsoft Vista for Costco Customers: the Cheaper Edition."

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  1. And while we're at it... by kuzb · · Score: 0, Redundant

    ...How about slashdot, ridiculously disinteresting story edition. Oh wait, that's the one we have now!

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  2. Honeypot edition by HikingStick · · Score: 1, Redundant

    They could release a version of VISTA that is susceptible to all kinds of viruses, worms, and other security exploits--VISTA Honeypot Edition...

    ...oh, wait...they already have that...

    ...It's called Windows XP!

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