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Dvorak on Microsoft Confusing the Market

Posted by Zonk on from the funny-dvorak-article-blink-and-you'll-miss-it dept.

DigitalDame2 writes "With news of there being 7 Vista editions, PC Magazine Columnist John C. Dvorak takes a hilarious spin on the different Vistas with some recommendations of his own. How about the Vista Porn Edition? All the great porn sites would be pre-bookmarked. Gamer Case-Mod Edition? It can be ultraoptimized for games with a blinking hard-drive light. You can even go as far as the Microsoft Vista for Costco Customers: the Cheaper Edition."

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  1. Only 1 edition needed by Daveznet · · Score: 1, Troll

    Microsoft should just release one edition Microsoft Vista Secure and Reliable Edition. Id be happy with that!

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  2. How about M$ Vista Whitebox Edition? by mjh49746 · · Score: 0, Troll

    You know, the OS that will DEACTIVATE everytime I open the case? After all, aren't us homebuilders supposed to be all pirates?

  3. linux is teh l33t by Anonymous Coward · · Score: -1, Troll

    0mfg thiz is slashd0t linUx is DA l33t d00d.

  4. well aren't you special? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0, Troll

    Why don't you fuck off with your bogus spam links, pal?

  5. I would give my penis head for TripMaster Monkey. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: -1, Troll


    TripMaster Monkey, you are my God! You are my Savior! And for you I would gladly give my penis head, three times over if thou desires. I would let a penisbird perch upon it, and grind its claws into my penile shaft. I would allow that penisbird to nibble on the knob. I would do it all for you, TripMaster Monkey.

  6. Re:Religious editions. by Loonacy · · Score: 0, Troll

    And my Windows Vista FSM edition comes with a bowl of spaghetti!

    And an invisible pink unicorn!

  7. Re:Let's see the spin on this one... by Zapdos · · Score: 1, Troll

    Linux = UberGeeks = multi distribution safe
    Windows = Uncle Bob = Press the Any Key

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  8. Re:Good informative link by Anonymous Coward · · Score: -1, Troll

    TripMasturbatingMonkey, you are my hero :)

    I am in love.

    How do you always get first post? You must be independently wealthy to have the time to do so.

    And your single-minded devotion to impressing all everyone else and making a name for yourself. I'm sure you will find your dream man here, and will be able to blow him to your heart's content.

    Love,

    A Secret Admirer

  9. I'd like a really "special" edition... by Phat_Tony · · Score: 0, Troll

    One that doesn't crash.

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  10. Re:Bad Joke Warning by Pneuma+ROCKS · · Score: -1, Troll
    If you take Dvorak's Kiddie Edition, and bundle it with the Porn Edition, do you call it the... no... wait... I just can't go through with it.

    I can. How about the Michael Jackson Edition?

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