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Hilton Hacker Gets 11 Months
B747SP writes "Well, the guy who 'acquired' the contents of Paris Hilton's Sidekick telephone and published them on the Internet has had his day in court. T-Mobile USA and the State of Massachusetts are pleased to report that he has been sentenced to 11 months in a juvenile facility. He's also not allowed to own or use a computer, a cellphone, or any other device that can access the Internet for two years. It turns out that the Hilton hack was just one of many Bad Things(tm) that he had been up to: calling in bomb threats to schools, creating T-Mobile accounts for himself and his friends, breaking in to data broker LexisNexis' systems are just a few of his exploits."
See you guys in 2 years!
Paris should get 11 years for her acting ability and general ability to annoy people.
The numbers included those of rapper Eminem, actor Vin Diesel, singers Christina Aguilera and Ashlee Simpson, and tennis players Andy Roddick and Anna Kournikova.
I count at least 4 mistakes in this one sentence alone!
Maybe during his probation period he should be required to listen to Paris Hilton's commentaries on current events, nonstop.
Amendment VIII
I want peace on earth and goodwill toward man.
We are the United States Government! We don't do that sort of thing.
It's true - those bastards at the Enquirer never come around any more, since I stopped having drug-fueled weekend-long threesomes with Jennifer Aniston and Gwyneth Paltrow. sniff
ABSURDITY, n.: A statement or belief manifestly inconsistent with one's own opinion.
Oh man. You condemn hedonism as immoral and then condone another sort of bad behavior, all in the same breath. Way to go, Socrates.
"OH SHIT, THERE'S A HORSE IN THE HOSPITAL!"
Hacking Paris Hilton's box would seem to be its own punishment. One is sure to contract a virus.
-Peter