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The Return of Saturn's Spokes
CheshireCatCO writes "After more than a year in orbit around Saturn, the Cassini spacecraft has finally spotted 'spokes' in the rings. Spokes, large radial structures in the rings, where seen by the Voyager spacecraft and have remained difficult to fully explain. The reappearce of the spokes comes about two years earlier than many models predicted."
Yeah, but what do models know? A lot of them don't even have degrees.
Astronomers have noticed a giant baseball card embedded in the spokes to make saturn feel like its a real motorcycle.
time is a perception of a being's consciousness
time is your 6th sense, the wierd ones are 7+
Clearly the Saturnians are using space elevators to reach the rings... duh!
It is really quite simple.
DAMN YOU OCTODOG! DAMN YOU TO HELL!
Everyone knows that the spokes keep the rings equidistant from the planet while providing lateral stability! Hello!
Saturn be representin' the second largest plizzy in the sizzolar system, yo.
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There is another theory that the Flying Spaghetti Monster created Saturn's ring spokes.
Clearly the Flying Spaghetti Monster has put planet-sized representations of His Noodly Appendages into orbit around Saturn to show us his majestic power.
Don't disappoint your bird dog. Go to the range.
Does it never occur to people that what they read on the internet isn't always true?
No, that is true that they never... don't not... dis-consider.... never mind. People are twits.
Don't disappoint your bird dog. Go to the range.
large radial structures in the rings, where seen by the Voyager spacecraft and have remained difficult to fully explain.
Difficult to explain? clearly the RIAA heard that if you played the rings of saturn backwards on a record player you would hear some copyrighted music, so the dissapearing sections of the ring were clearly removed by cease and desit orders sent by RIAA lawyers to saturn.
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I don't think you failed not to avoid being unclear.
David Gould
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Heathen. Clearly the Spokes will occur in, relate to, or somehow be connected to, the number five.
Saturn was the Father of the Gods, but Eris is clearly showing us she can make him wear the galactic tu-tu.
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man: no entry for woman in the manual.
"Qua!?"
Clearly the Spokes will occur in, relate to, or somehow be connected to, the number five.
You should repent now, for His Noodly Will is nigh.
In the meantime, I think we can clearly see that, like global temperatures, the number of Saturnian Spokes is inversely related to the number of pirates. The decline in pirates has obviously caused an increase in the number Noodly Saturnian Spokes.
Don't disappoint your bird dog. Go to the range.
This is true. And the decline in Pirates is clearly due to the ancient, noble fued between the Pirates and the Ninja. Clearly this senseless violence must stop, lest the world come that much closer to the Great Heat Death, from which only the Lord Kelvin, who Loves US, and wants to CONSERVE OUR SOULS FROM ENTROPY, can protect us from.
Fnord.
Edward@Tomato - /home/Edward/ man woman
man: no entry for woman in the manual.
"Qua!?"