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$100 Million Marketing Push For Vista

GecKo213 writes "Microsoft is touting a $100 million marketing campaign promoting Windows Vista and encouraging software developers to build new programs. With the longest gap ever between major releases of Windows operating systems -- the current version, Windows XP, was launched in late 2001 -- Microsoft is facing pressure from its partners and developers to deliver technology that will convince users to upgrade. If $100 Million dollars won't make you want to switch to Vista, what will?"

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  1. well... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 5, Funny

    "If $100 Million dollars won't make you want to switch to Vista, what will?"

    give me hookers and beer for 200$, alex

    1. Re:well... by MrLint · · Score: 4, Funny

      it would have to take free software, new hardware, and the wrong end of a gun

  2. My Price... by mykepredko · · Score: 5, Funny

    If $100 Million dollars won't make you want to switch to Vista, what will?

    Actually, $100 Million would be enough to convince me to switch to Vista.

    Unfortunately, I presume that the whole $100 Million won't be available to just me.

    myke

  3. Marketing diversion... by lexsco · · Score: 3, Funny
    In the next version of Office -- code-named Office 12

    You'd think that with $100 Million they could have come up with a better code name!

  4. Re:my shoes still fit by jrockway · · Score: 5, Funny

    > I won't buy another pair of shoes untill they get a hole

    MS is one step ahead of you. They ship brand new OSes with lots of holes in them.

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  5. they don't need... by ltwally · · Score: 4, Funny

    They don't to spend $100,000,000 to get me on board.... I've already disabled all my antivirus and antispyware, and my computer is still too fast for my software.

    Leave it to MS to give me an excuse to upgrade... they've succeeded where countless other viruses and worms have not!

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  6. Easy... by Pharmboy · · Score: 5, Funny

    If $100 Million dollars won't make you want to switch to Vista, what will?"

    No DRM, no trying to control my computer, faster reboots and fewer reasons to need to. More control with less complications. Interoperability. Open standards. The ability to use software my way.

    Shit, I just described Linux. Never mind.

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    1. Re:Easy... by Suidae · · Score: 3, Funny

      I've tried linux a few times, but it still doesn't have enough commercial software to pirate.

  7. Microsoft's 419? by HackingYodel · · Score: 5, Funny

    Date: Fri, 19 Sep 2005 05:22:11 +0200
    From: STEVEB [steveb@microsoft.com]
    Subject: DEAR FREIND I NEED YOUR ASSISTANCE


    Dear Freind,

    I am a personal assitant to Bill Gates the Richest man in World and owner of the following companies: Chairman CEO:MICROSOFT (The Largest Software Company)

    SOURCE OF FUNDS:
    I have a profiling amount in an excess of US$100.5M, which I seek your Partnership in accommodating for me. You will be rewarded with 4% of The total sum for your partnership. Can you be my partner on this?
    INTRODUCTION OF MY SELF As a personal consultant to him, authority Was handed over to me in transfer of money of an American politician For his last deal with my boss Bill Gates.

    Already the funds have left the shore of Redmon to an European private Bank where the final crediting is expected to be carried out.While I was on the process, My Boss....


    Just switch operating systems on computer and monies will be yours.

    PLEASE REACH ME THROUGH MY ALTERNATIVE EMAIL BOX:(balmerbaby@gmail.com) Thank you very much Regards Steve B.

  8. Re:vista beta1 by UncleFluffy · · Score: 4, Funny

    Tell me what they AREN'T changing.

    The unpleasant nature of their licensing policies?

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