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  1. Monty Python on UK Twitter Users Declare 'I'm Spartacus' · · Score: 1

    When the romans went to free Brian from crucifiction -

    Centurion: Where is Brian of Nazareth?
    Brian: You sanctimonious bastards!
    Centurion: I have an order for his release!
    Brian: You stupid bastards!
    Mr. Cheeky: Uh, I'm Brian of Nazareth.
    Brian: What?
    Mr. Cheeky: Yeah, I - I - I'm Brian of Nazareth.
    Centurion: Take him down!
    Brian: I'm Brian of Nazareth!
    Victim #1: Eh, I'm Brian!
    Mr. Big Nose: I'm Brian!
    Victim #2: Look, I'm Brian!
    Brian: I'm Brian!
    Victims: I'm Brian!
    Gregory: I'm Brian, and so's my wife!
    Victims: I'm Brian! I'm Brian!...
    Brian: I'm Brian of Nazareth!
    Centurion: All right. Take him away and release him.
    Mr. Cheeky: No, I'm only joking. I'm not really Brian. No, I'm not Brian. I was only - It was a joke. I'm only pulling your leg! It's a joke! I'm not him! I'm just having you on! Put me back! Bloody Romans! Can't take a joke!

  2. Moving from tablets. on New England Prep School Library Goes Entirely Digital · · Score: 1

    thousands of years ago there was the issue of moving from trusty clay tablets to this new fangled technology called papyrus.

  3. 2 words on Computer Art For a CS Dept Office? · · Score: 1

    ASCII art.

  4. 120,000 Years Old ?? on Bacteria Found Alive In Ice 120,000 Years Old · · Score: 2, Funny

    How do they know ? Did they ask it when it's birthday was ? Cut one in half and count the rings ??

  5. It appears..... on R2D2-Shaped DVD and Videogame Projector · · Score: 3, Funny

    .... that this site has already succumbed to the dark side !

  6. The old fashioned way.... on How Do I Become an IT/IS Manager? · · Score: 1

    ....sleep with the Boss.

  7. Page not found on Lawyer Asks RIAA To Investigate Bush Twins · · Score: 1

    Wow !

    The http://www.secretservice.gov/ is really quick to protect the President.

  8. Government at it best.... on Canadian Politicians Demand DMCA · · Score: 1

    Do you see how many members are in that committee? It amazes me that anything gets accomplished with this many people on it.

    If you live in a country run by committee, be on the committee.

  9. I'd tell Al Gore.... on How Would You Deal With A Global Bandwidth Crisis? · · Score: 2, Funny

    .. You created it, you fix it !!!

  10. The spinal tap offense on Navy Gets 8-Megajoule Rail Gun Working · · Score: 2, Funny

    Shoot 11 missiles at the ship, when everyone else shoots 10.

  11. Grilled Cheese. on Top Q&A Sites Reviewed · · Score: 1

    Can someone post a mirror for grilledcheese-contest.com. The wife called and that is what is for dinner, so I'd like to try something new.

  12. The Spinal Tap Solution.... on Advertising Comes to DVR Owners · · Score: 5, Funny

    .....PVR's that skip 31 Seconds.

  13. i think..... on Is Simplified Spelling Worth Reform? · · Score: 1

    that this artikle ees ay lowd ov krap

  14. Read the very, very fine print..... on Cell Users As Bad As Drunk Drivers · · Score: 1

    .... This report was brought to you by the proud makers of Budweiser. The King of Beers.

  15. Re:Colony on the moon on New Crater On Moon Caught On Video · · Score: 1
    ....but I don't think any astronauts will lose sleep over it.

    Your not an astinaut, are you !

  16. Slashdot on Beginners Guide to Search Engine Optimization · · Score: 1

    They would be better off reading the "Beginners guide to surviving slashdotting !"

  17. Experienced Readers ??? on The Equation That Couldn't Be Solved · · Score: 1

    Experienced readers will revisit a familiar topic.....

    I'm an experienced reader, but that doe not mean that this book makes sense !

  18. Slashdot Funding. on BitTorrent Gets $8.7 Million in VC Funding · · Score: 2, Funny

    How much funding would Slashdot require to stop posting so many #$%$@^ dupes ??

  19. Marketing diversion... on $100 Million Marketing Push For Vista · · Score: 3, Funny
    In the next version of Office -- code-named Office 12

    You'd think that with $100 Million they could have come up with a better code name!

  20. I read that as ..... on Improving Education? · · Score: 1

    Am I the only one that read that as "Improoving edukayshun ?"

  21. I'll admit it.... on Cars that Can't Crash? · · Score: 1

    I fell for your delayed April Fool's posting. It was just delayed, right ???

  22. The translation for the slashdot crowd. on Judge Denies SCO's Ex Parte Motion to Adjourn · · Score: 1, Funny

    Judge Kimball just goatse'd SCO!!

  23. I don't care how rich you are..... on Mark Cuban to fund Grokster vs. MGM case. · · Score: 1
    ...Star Search,Soldier of Fortune, Lifestyles of the Rich and Famous...


    but there are some things that even I would not want the whole world to know !

  24. And most importantly on Web Design Garage · · Score: 5, Funny
    book itself, which is remarkably heavy, weighing in at a well-produced 29 ounces.

    Such a heavy book must contain lots and lots of usefull information!!!!

  25. Computer ??? on Introducing Children to Computers? · · Score: 4, Funny

    you were lucky. There were 150 of us using abacus in middle of 't road.