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Rockstar Strikes Back

Eurogamer is reporting on a little humor that Rockstar is having at Jack Thompson's expense. From the article: "Rockstar has just launched a new website for forthcoming PSP game GTA: Liberty City Stories, which features a spoof email from 'JT@CitizensUnitedNegatingTechnology'. 'The Internet is an unambiguous evil,' the email reads. 'The only things worse than the Internet are computer games and liberals ... Only last week, I was using the Internet to look up some information for my 15 year old niece, who is a keen water skier and state wide sailor ... Trust me when I say this - searching under the subject matter "Teenage girls water sports" is not for the faint hearted.'" The article goes on to describe some frantic arm waving from the parody's target.

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  1. I bet... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1, Funny

    he'll be flailing his arms for sure after seeing all the SPAM he's gonna get now.

  2. Hehe.... by ben0207 · · Score: 5, Funny

    CITIZENS
    UNITED
    NEGATING
    TECHNOLOGY
    FOR
    LIFE
    AND
    PEOPLE'S
    SAFETY

    Cuntflaps, for the very slow. R* show us again where their true talent lies!

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    cmd-q.co.uk - some sort of stupid fucking internet bullshit
  3. Jack Thompson by Digital_Quartz · · Score: 3, Funny

    I find it interesting that Jack Thompson refers to himself exclusively in the third person everywhere he is quoted...

  4. Please tell me this is fake... by thebdj · · Score: 2, Funny

    http://www.stopkill.com/
    I hope the upper 90% of it was parodied by someone and the bottom like 10% with addresses and all is real. Or hell that the whole is real just proving the man has no sense of how to prevent being harassed by gamers, liberals, e-mail scanning bots (which subsequently leads to porn, home loans and medications), and who knows maybe just the total nut job who would go as far as stalking him.
    One can only dream...I now have motivation for getting my law degree, to laugh my ass off across the court room when the judge tells him to go read the damn constitution...*snaps up from dreaming*...oh sorry...

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    "Some days you just can't get rid of a bomb."
  5. Okay, Okay by radicalskeptic · · Score: 4, Funny

    Well, someone had to do it.

    The first GIS response for "teenage girls water sports"...

    Not exactly what I was expecting o_O

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    WARNING: If accidentally read, induce vomiting.
  6. radio pornographers? by kaptron · · Score: 3, Funny

    ...the oldest dodge used by the porn industry, first used on Jack Thompson by radio pornographers whom Thompson got fined by the FCC in 1989.

    Even without numbers I can assure you that the multi-billion dollar porn industry is not making its money off of radio porn.

  7. Hot Tea by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1, Funny

    And in the "Hot Tea" add-on, you get to run over him with a steam roller, right?

  8. Re:Liberals? by FidelCatsro · · Score: 4, Funny

    The Democrats are a conservative party , just slightly less so than the Republicans .

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    The only things certain in war are Propaganda and Death. You can never be sure which is which though