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The Tech of Burning Man

Marc Merlin wrote:"Some of you have probably heard of burning man, but most of those who haven't gone probably don't know that saying that it's just a bunch of naked hippies meeting in the desert to smoke pot, is a very unfair description of the event. I have been writing reports of it for the last 4 years now (akin to the linux show reports I used to do), and my 2005 report is the biggest one yet (1440 pictures, and a fairly complete overview page, showing the highlights) You can also look at the burning man index page (with pictures from the sky), and look at my first 2002 report for a view as a first timer."

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  1. Boligatory South Park Quote by Relic · · Score: 3, Funny

    Hippies. They're everywhere. They wanna save the earth, but all they do is smoke pot and smell bad.

    1. Re:Boligatory South Park Quote by Keebler71 · · Score: 4, Funny
      Ok, I'll admit it: although I had heard of Burning Man, I was only vaguely aware that it was some sort of festival. So of course I looked it up at wikipedia.

      Seemed like a pretty straight-forward hippie festival; I'm cool with that. Then I get to this part:

      Commerce Free Event. No cash transactions are allowed at Burning Man... The only commerce that has been allowed are sales of coffee and ice at Center Camp, which benefit the local Gerlach-Empire school system...Besides this, participants must buy tickets to attend the event. Tickets are sold through the Burning Man ticket website.

      At this point my irony meter pegs and I giggle incessantly through the remainder of the article.

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    2. Re:Boligatory South Park Quote by elrous0 · · Score: 5, Funny
      At this point my irony meter pegs and I giggle incessantly through the remainder of the article.

      Dorm room hippie: Fuck capitalism, man. Who needs that shit, when we can all just share the wealth, you know? Live off the land and pool our resources and shit.

      2nd dorm room hippie: Hey man, can I get a dime bag?

      Dorm room hippie: Sure man, $25.

      2nd dorm room hippie: Thanks.

      Dorm room hippie: It's like Huey Long and Karl Marx said, we should just share everything, man--just work together, you know?

      -Eric

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    3. Re:Boligatory South Park Quote by Hyperkinetic · · Score: 2, Funny

      Seemed like a pretty straight-forward hippie festival; I'm cool with that. Then I get to this part:

              Commerce Free Event.
              No cash transactions are allowed at Burning Man... The only commerce that has been allowed are sales of coffee and ice at Center Camp, which benefit the local Gerlach-Empire school system...Besides this, participants must buy tickets to attend the event. Tickets are sold through the Burning Man ticket website.

      At this point my irony meter pegs and I giggle incessantly through the remainder of the article.


      Vending of ice is absolutely critical to the survival of Burning Man. Remember this is a survival trip before anything else. Participants are responsible for supplying everything they need to survive the harsh desert. Everyone is living for a week or more out of ice chests. If there was no way to replenish the ice, food would spoil, many people would likely get sick, and the event would have to be canceled. No profit is made by the BM org, and all proceeds are donated to the local school system.

      It's unfortunate that anything has to be charged at all, but the ice is produced in Reno, 125 miles away, and has to be trucked in. That alone implies that there is a cost to the ice, and therefore has to be passed along to those consuming it.

      The coffee I can't defend, but I think it's an attempt to keep Thunderdome from being overun by grouchy burners who haven't had their morning fix of joe.

  2. Work safe or not work safe by BiAthlon · · Score: 3, Funny

    Are naked hippies work safe?

    1. Re:Work safe or not work safe by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 5, Funny

      Depends on your line of work.

      If your job involves naked hippies, then, yes, it's fine.

      Also, if your job involves lots of naked hippy chicks, I would like a job interview.

    2. Re:Work safe or not work safe by orthogonal · · Score: 5, Funny

      Are naked hippies work safe?

      Most of them are so un-photogenic, your boss can't reasonably claim you had an prurient interest in them. And given the hairiness and man-boobs, you often can't even tell the women from the men.

      It's as safe as looking at photos of some Stone Age tribe in National Geographic. Except, in this case it's a tribe of "Aging Stoners".

    3. Re:Work safe or not work safe by shreevatsa · · Score: 2, Funny
      To quote from TFA:
      Day 3: Friday
      In addition to visiting more camps, I had to attend the two yearly rallies: first the critical dicks march, and later the critical tits bike ride, which was the largest one yet: it went on for 45 minutes. This is actually the first time I've heard men say "Ok, I've seen enough tits for today" :-)
      'Nuff said.
  3. Yikes! Pagan rituals! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 3, Funny

    Uh. Ever considered that the whole burning man thing has its roots in paganism...

  4. oh man by Naikrovek · · Score: 4, Funny

    dudes they are going DOWN. 1400 pictures, many of them on the front page! HAHA FEEL THE WRATH!

    "Burning Man"? no: "Burning Servers"!

    1. Re:oh man by ChrisF79 · · Score: 1, Funny

      The best part is, he did it to himself, no?

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  5. Peace, love, by Bob+Cat+-+NYMPHS · · Score: 4, Funny

    and Linux.

  6. yeah, I know by cascadingstylesheet · · Score: 4, Funny

    This group of hippies is different, man ... they're deep ...

  7. Proving once again... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1, Funny

    That white American suburbanites have too much money and too much time on their hands. They are too fat, too weak, too drugged, too much of everything. C'mon natural selection, where is our war, pestilence, and drought?

  8. Brilliant timing by GreenSwirl · · Score: 1, Funny

    Put the word 'naked' in a story with thousands of pictures and post it first thing Monday morning. Sounds like a DDOS attack.

    1. Re:Brilliant timing by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1, Funny
      No, this is:

      You can find the rest of the critical dicks pictures here, and critical tits there
  9. Naked? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0, Funny

    GILES: And how was your summer?

    JENNY: Extreme. I did Burning Man in Black Rock. It's such a great festival -- you should have been there. There were drum rituals, naked mud-dances, raves, mobile sculptures, you would have just... hated it with a fiery passion.

    GILES: Yes, I can't imagine finding any redeeming -- naked?

  10. &@%$# HIPPIES! by Turbofish · · Score: 3, Funny

    It's all just a bunch of tree-hugging hippie crap!

    (Sorry, had to get the Cartman quote out of my system.)

    Seriously though, who really cares about a bunch of brain damaged losers trying to save the world one reefer at a time?

    1. Re:&@%$# HIPPIES! by wwwillem · · Score: 2, Funny

      a bunch of tree-hugging hippie crap

      Let me get that straight ... trees in the desert?? and then a few thousand people that burn everything in sight??? Mmmmm, there better is some other hugging going on .... :-)

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  11. A discussion I once had by ifwm · · Score: 4, Funny

    It went something like this

    Acquaintance: "Hey I went to Burning Man last week!"

    Me: "Why?"

    Acquaintance: (stunned by my question) "It's BURNING MAN!"

    It's so clear now.

    1. Re:A discussion I once had by ifwm · · Score: 4, Funny

      "It is entirely possible that for some people it is of a sufficiently cool magnitude as to be self-evident as to why you'd go"

      I agree, but we were talking about Burning Man, so I don't really see how that applies.

  12. Nooooo! You've got it all wrong! by asland · · Score: 2, Funny

    Some of you have probably heard of burning man, but most of those who haven't gone probably don't know that saying that it's just a bunch of naked hippies meeting in the desert to smoke pot, is a very unfair description of the event.

    This is such a horrible misconception. There are many other kinds of drugs available besides pot!

  13. "You Must Be This Cool To Attend This Event" by Petersko · · Score: 4, Funny

    Why taunt the slashdot dweebs? Most would feel out of place there even after taking the various pharmaceuticals available onsite. It's a party, and we know how well geeks do at parties.

    Imagine two people arguing through a thick mental fog of ecstasy, pot and a little ketamine over the question of which linux distro is more secure out of the box. Somebody would be bound to pants you.

  14. Burning man caused global warming by Hao+Wu · · Score: 3, Funny

    All that carbon released more than makes up the difference saved by hybrid cars and conservation.

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  15. Re:I'm missing something by dr_dank · · Score: 3, Funny

    I hope my submitted story about the Sears Catalog having almost naked ladies gets approved now.

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  16. Re:It's what you make it by Jethro · · Score: 3, Funny

    and no, I didn't do drugs there (apart from a few random joints and lots of alcohol).

    So what you mean by "didn't do drugs" is that you did, in fact, do a lot of drugs?

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  17. Re:Stereotype? by Dogtanian · · Score: 2, Funny

    Funny, I didn't spot a single iPod in that gallery.

    Of course not; that's "so four years ago", which I believe I alluded to in the original message.

    If they have iPods, they're probably iPod Nanos which are discreetly stored up their left nostril.

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  18. Brum brum brum!!! by Dogtanian · · Score: 3, Funny

    Have _you_ gone to burningman?

    No, I think he went to Birmingham by mistake; that's why he was pissed off.

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  19. Re:Not a hippie fest. by cygnus · · Score: 2, Funny
    Black Rock City
    finally, something i can relate to.

    is the portal for that in the Depths or the Spire?

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