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Mini-Microsoft Shakes Things Up
Henry V .009 writes "BusinessWeek calls him Microsoft's Deep Throat. Although Steve Ballmer denies reading the blog, there are plenty at Microsoft who do. Mini-Microsoft says he wants to "slim down Microsoft into a lean, mean, efficient customer pleasing profit making machine." The user comment section of the site is the real gold: thousands of comments from Microsoft employees who tend to have a dim view about the company's recent evolution. And Microsoft may even be responding to all the internal criticism."
Microsoft ... Deep Throat ... customer pleasing
Is this what it has to "come" to for Microsoft?
I'm agneglectic, too lazy to care if there is a God.
http://rhfootball.blogspot.com/
(Now that blogs are searchable, we're finding all sorts of things!)
Steve Balmer will wear a frickin' laser on his forehead now. I'd watch out if I was you.
Take the cheese to sickbay, the doctor should see it as soon as possible - B'Elanna Torres, "Learning Curve"
They have fallen into the that old joke of Lily Tomlin, Included for perspective and for those of you who thought (rightly) that SNL was not worth watching. (once they were worth watching)
..just lost Peoria.
The Phone Company
Ernestine.....Lily Tomlin
Ernestine: We handle eighty-four billion calls a year. Serving everyone from presidents and kings to the scum of the earth. We realize that every so often you can't get an operator, for no apparent reason your phone goes out of order, or perhaps you get charged for a call you didn't make.
We don't care.
Watch this.. [ she hits buttons maniacally ]
You see, this phone system consists of a multibillion-dollar matrix of space age technology that is so sophisticated, even we can't handle it. But that's your problem, isn't it? Next time you complain about your phone service, why don't you try using two Dixie cups with a string?
We don't care. We don't have to. We're the Phone Company.
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At the end of it all they want to make it all work, it's just they are fumbling in the dark. Get too big and your quality goes to hell.
Sorry about the writing. Robot fingers, you know? Cliff Steele in DOOM PATROL #23
That blog is hosted by Google's Blogger, that's why Balmer do not read it, his host file redirect all Google-related site to the loopback address, his doctor order that, in order to avoid a high blood pressure accident !
1) Get your thorn's blog posted on slashdot.
2) Have them annihilate one of blogspot's servers.
3) Hope blogspot cancels his account out of frustration.
4) ???
5) Profit!
If you see any new concrete bridges going up near the Redmond campus, a discontinued blog and a mysterious cavity showing up when using GPR, we will know how seriously Microsoft takes criticism.
It's a small world and it smells funny; I'd buy another if it wasn't for the money; Take back what I paid (SoM)
Karma whore! You're a dirty, smelly, pirate karma whore! Why don't you go back to your home on pirate karma whore island?!
Computers are useless. They can only give you answers.
-- Pablo Picasso
Looks like all of Blogspot is down. Clearly, it's a Microsoft plot.
You've probably never worked in an environment where you know something could be great but everyday you see incompetence and pride as the norm.
I didn't know anyone else form here posted on Slashdot...
"slim down Microsoft into a lean, mean, efficient customer pleasing profit making machine." I didn't know George Foreman works for MS now.
Maybe not, but he obviously spends time on slashdot.
Norman Cook's Ode to Sl
The email frequency-analysis software has been delayed until 2007, as an optional install to the already-delayed WinFS. In desperation, MS has sent a purchase order to Apple to license Mail.app's junk mail filtering algorithm.
Don't blame me, I voted for Baltar.
Those are the best kinds of wives :-)
What mini-mirco-soft ? Is it like nanosoft ?
I bet you need a magifying glass to see that software !
"But as a symbol, he can be everlasting."
For fucks sake! He's just some guy who works at a corporation. He's not Spartacus or Ghandi or whatever.
No but, yeah but, no but...
That's right, because I'm Spartacus.
Modern copyright is theft of culture from everyone and it retards the progress of the useful arts and sciences.
And Spartacus was just a professional athlete. And Gandhi was just a lawyer. Until the call to greatness arrived...
(Cue epic music. Fade to black. Open to wide shot of a man typing in a computer).