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  1. What MS really mean is.... on Vista to Create 50,000 Jobs in Europe · · Score: 1

    ..don't mess with Vista or the MEP gets it..with a chair!

  2. Re:I'll take my chances. on Bank Accounts of 5,000 UK Terror Suspects Tracked · · Score: 1

    France.

    The government and bureaucracy are if anything worse than the UK, but the weather and the food a sooooo much better.

  3. Academic Title nazi on Stephen Hawking Looking for Assistant · · Score: 1

    "the man, who does after all, hold the Issac Newton Chair in Mathematics at Cambridge"

    It's actually the Lucasian Chair of Mathematics http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Lucasian_Professor. Sir Isaac Newton was a previous holder of the position.

  4. Re:Profiling is worse than random searches. on You Have Been 'Randomly' Selected? · · Score: 1

    Hamburg, Berlin, Dresden, to say nothing of Hiroshima and Nagasaki all fall under you definition of terrorism, then

  5. Re:Hinder is not a noun on Internet Not the Social Hinder it Was · · Score: 1

    Is it fuck a noun. Unless they've changed all the dictionaries in the last few minutes hinder is a verb and only a verb.

  6. Maybe not but.... on Internet Not the Social Hinder it Was · · Score: 1

    ... it has really fucked up spelling and grammar, or did someone slip in "hinder" as a noun when I wasn't looking?

    I know Americans have a habit of verbing nouns but is nouning verbs now de rigeur?

  7. Re:Obligitary funny story about Google Autocomplet on New Web Browser Leaves No Footprints · · Score: 1

    Funny +5 ?

    I don't find it funny at all, but then, I am over 18 :-)

  8. Re:FUD on Cloned Beef Coming Soon? · · Score: 1

    "Lean steaks are also tasty."

    No they're not. One of the best steaks that you can get is Aberdeen Angus and the reason it is so tasty is the fat marbling that the breed has in the flesh. Of course it also has to be hung for a couple of weeks first other wise it doesn't develope its true flavour. Oh yes and it has to be very rare as well.

  9. Re:Long Lines on Is Your Laptop At Risk While Traveling? · · Score: 1

    Then surely football (soccer) matches would be an ideal target.Over 60,000 people inside Old Trafford during a match. But that would be almost too easy. The whole point about the aircraft is that it makes a big flash and bang and is seen on news channels all over the world and you have to be "cleverer" in beating the security that is in place. I would imagine an aircraft also represents in some way Western technological supiriority. Bin Laden's wet dream is probably to blow up the space shuttle.

  10. Re:Cool experiment. Aside from brand loyalty. . . on Firefox Crop Circles Prove Intelligent Alien Life · · Score: 1

    You seem to be labouring under the misapprehension that there is such a thing as a "genuine crop circle". All crop circles (or whatever shape they are) are made by people.

  11. Re:one man's summary on 15 Websites That Changed the World · · Score: 2, Interesting

    What made Yahoo powerful was it's directory because back in the elder times there were no search engines. If you wanted to find something you either had to go to Yahoo or stumble across it. Of course, most of you are too young to remember that.

  12. Re:The imporant news here on OpenOffice.org Security 'Insufficient' · · Score: 1

    Can't you keep up with the Republican kneejerk dance ?

    The French are now goodies, on your side: they're helping out Condi with sorting out the mess in Lebanon and French Fries are back on the menu in the canteen on Capitol hill.

  13. Tough Titty on Google Sends Legal Threats to Media Organizations · · Score: 1

    If I (and millions of other people) wish to use the verb "to google" to mean "to search for something on the internet" then we will and Google can do fuck all about it.

    Dictionaries, whose job in the English speaking world is to descriptively (we don't have prescriptive dictionaries like the French and Germans) document meaning and usage of the English Language, would be failing in their duty if there was no entry reflecting the use of "to google" in the sense described above.

    Me(to Google the search engine company):

    google! google! google! (hops around like the mad hermnit in life of Brian) I've said it again. What are you going to do about? google,google,google.

    Google (looking like John Cleese): Shut up!

    Me: google,google,google, I'm going to google for something!

  14. Re:grass roots anti-war on BBC Reports UK-U.S. Terror Plot Foiled · · Score: 1

    There's as much between the lines as there is between your ears

  15. Re:Good work on BBC Reports UK-U.S. Terror Plot Foiled · · Score: 1

    For all you anally retentive morons who've been replying to my post. I am well aware of the "facts", from more than one side, in the both cases of shootings recently in the UK. One guy was shot dead another was wounded. These incidents are very regrettable and, in a perfect world, they would not have happened. However we live in this world, where there is a threat of terrorism, intelligence is hard to come by and the security services have to sort out a lot of conflicting information to find out the meerest hint of what might be going on. The two shootings were the result of errors in intelligence. Nobody was shot because they were islamic or had brown skin. The british police are not running round shooting people like some third world death squad.

    If you are in the UK and are scared of being shot by the police then I can only suggest that your risk analysis skills need working on. Even if the shootings were directed exclusively against brown skinned/muslim then you really have more chance of being hit by a lightning than being shot. Saying that you are scared of being shot is just political posturing and you know it.

  16. Re:Good work on BBC Reports UK-U.S. Terror Plot Foiled · · Score: 2, Insightful

    For fuck's sake! The police shot one guy by accident and suddenly we're all living in terror of police death squads. What fucking planet are you living on ?

  17. Re:Dennis Miller is a coward on Stephen Colbert Wikipedia Prank Backfires · · Score: 3, Insightful

    What's wrong with changing your opinions suddenly after a sudden revelation. I used to be a bit of a leftist until I visited East Berlin and found out what the GDR was really like. I became anti-left virtually overnight.

    Actually these journeys from one-side of the political spectrum to another are common and not as sudden as they appear. The usual case is that peoples beliefs change over a longer time, but they continue to spout the old stuff so as not to lose face. There then comes an event that maked them unable to "carry out the pretence any longer"/"fool them selves that what they say is what they believe". Then you get this flip.

  18. Re:This is exactly what America needs. on Is Simplified Spelling Worth Reform? · · Score: 1

    The aversion to expending a little extra effort seems to be a uniquely American thing

    You haven't travelled much have you? Ever lived in Spain, Italy, Ireland to name juts the first three that come to mind.

    An Irish MEP(Member of the European Parliamant) and a Spanish MEP were discussing their respective langtuages.

    "Tell me Mr Murphy", said Senor Alvarez, " Do you have a word in you language that has a similar meaning to our word manana ?"

    Mr Murphy thought for a minute then answered "Hmm! Ah Yes, sure we do, but it doesn't have the same sense of urgency."

    (sorry about the missing accents in the spanish words)

  19. Re:They job is to collect money from on What Do Geek Squad Technicians Actually Do? · · Score: 1

    It's also not a salesmens job to lie. This guy was lying. What he should have said was "I don't know"

  20. Re:I've switched on Microsoft Workers Prefer Google · · Score: 1

    You could try spelling it paedophilia. Which is, AFAIK, the correct spelling in British and Australian English. Searching for "UK laws on paedophilia" turns up quite a few results.

  21. Re:One.. on Ubuntu Hacks · · Score: 1

    Shakespeare says, "Well, Hey! nonny, nonny"

    Chaucer says: " Alas, I may well wepe with syghes depe! "

  22. Re:One.. on Ubuntu Hacks · · Score: 2, Informative

    ..or for those who like it in terms of case.

    "Who" is only inflected to "whom" in the accusative and dative cases. In the nomanative it remains "who" and in the genetive it becomes "whose". THose who've learned german or latin will know that the verb "to be" always causes the nominative case.

    N: That is who.
    A: You hit whom?
    D: To whom did you give the book?
    G: Whose book is this?

  23. Re:Key decission makers on Another Microsoft Exec Steps Down · · Score: 1

    Sigh! Advice from Slashdot?

    Sort of reminds me of a Groucho Marx quote: "No wonder the world is in such a mess, all the people who know how to run it are either cutting hair or driving taxis"

  24. Re:'Trending'? on Interview with IE Lead Program Manager · · Score: 4, Funny

    Surely you mean: "all nouns are fair game for verbing."

  25. Re:That isn't true. on Google Earth v4 Released - Linux Support at Last · · Score: 1

    wine nazi says:

    Strictly speaking, it's a fortified wine.