Last Peacekeeper Deactivated
Inthewire writes "The United States Air Force deactivated the last of 50 Peacekeeper missiles yesterday. The Peacekeeper was an Intercontinental Ballistic Missile capable of accurately placing a 300 Kt W-87 warhead on ten individual targets."
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In other news, officals proudly announced a new line of "war causer" missles, capable of spreading fear, hate and missinformation to everyone on the planet in seconds.
They claimed that the new system, though quantitatively more expensive than the peacekeepers, was scrumulously cheaper. And that price didn't matter, since it could be paid for with an agressive series of tax cuts. And if it did turn out to be expensive, the blaim lay with state and local officials for not asking for the system sooner.
When asked how the news system differed from the existing network of communications satilites, a spokesperson wailed "Won't somebody think of the children?" while the reporter was dragged from the room by Homeland Security.
There were no further questions.
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Date and cost of final deployment (from TFA second source)
since today is The International Day of Peace.
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"Peacekeeper". Right. War is peace indeed.
In Soviet Russia, nuclear missile deactivates YOU!
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The MX was obsolete before it entered service due to the accuracy, survivability and range of the Trident (submarine launched ICBM). I look forward to the day when nuclear weapons are no longer required to hold the relative peace.
-- $G
wow 71 foot tall, 8 diametere and 10 warheads.
The only problem I have with the article is it didn't win the Cold War, it did help us in it. But the only way we "won" the cold war was not by our hand. When the USSR was falling apart and the end was nigh, it was by the grace of god that the leaders of the falling communist state, didn't just say "fuck it" and launch their missles.
It was by their work, not our work that the end was peaceful as it was, at that point it wasn't a deterent because look at them now, they lost everything, but they chose the peaceful means of leaving the office.
Granted the missles did deter them from attacking earlier, but to be honest it's a deterent, not a win in the columns. An important difference.
Am I the only one who first thought of Farscape instead of Cold War era nukes?
Come on people!
When I was in fifth grade I lived near Vandenberg Air Force Base, where they would regularly test rockets and missiles. One of the groundskeepers pointed out a Peacekeeper (informing us of the name in the process). Even then, I wondered to myself: How are missiles designed to keep the peace?
True story.
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Before the MX "peace keeper," if the Soviets saw a blip on their radar it could have been nothing, or maybe 10 nukes coming their way. If it was 10 nukes, that would be bad, but hardly affect their ability to respond with hundreds of misiles.
With the introduction of the "Peace Keeper" with 10 warheads in Multiple Independent Re-entry Vehicles (MIRVs, thus 10 MIRVs = MX) that blip could mean nothing, or ten missiles with enough warhead to lay waste to every major city and military target in the USSR, Thus every blip was turned into a possible nuclear war requiring a decision for or against a full nuclear response by the Soviets in a matter of minutes, all by a missile named the "Peace Keeper."
It is doubtful Reagan was aware of this irony, as he actually stated in a press conference that nuclear missles could be "called back" if he changed his mind about launching them. We can also thank Reagan for starting a terrorism fad when he pulled out of Beruit after one terrorist attack.
But how could you not think of this?
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First of all, we wouldn't launch just one missile at a time and it's ignorance to think so. The Peacekeeper name was picked because it was to keep the peace through deterence. Nobody would dare to attack the US with these missiles in place, thus keeping the peace. As for terrorism, it's been used for hundreds of years, primarily by fundamental extermist. Today, it is used overwhemingly by Muslim extremist. We just stirred up the Iraqi hornets nest and now it's a mess that has to be dealt with.
But it sounds like we also might have a few less nukes because the president is now going to be given authority for pre-emptive nuclear attacks.
Since we've pulled a vietnam in Iraq, we'll just use nukes on Iran. A dead citizen can't make a live terrorist.
We'll probably use those neutron bombs so that we don't do damage to the oil. http://www.timesonline.co.uk/article/0,,11069-1776 250,00.html
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You completely missed the point of everything, and for bonus points you didn't even read what I wrote and then called ME ignorant.
Where did I say we would fire 1?
How did having 10 warheads on 50 missiles make a difference in DETERENCE when we already had 2000+ missiles? Is there some tipping point in MAD that I don't know about?
As for you comments about terrorism, terrorism was barely used before Reagan capitulated to terrorists and at least half of suicide bombers are secular, not muslim extremists.
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"Last Peacekeeper Deactivated"
I know that Bolton isn't too fond of the UN, but who would have thought he'd be so quickly effective at shutting down so many major UN operations?
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