Last Peacekeeper Deactivated
Inthewire writes "The United States Air Force deactivated the last of 50 Peacekeeper missiles yesterday. The Peacekeeper was an Intercontinental Ballistic Missile capable of accurately placing a 300 Kt W-87 warhead on ten individual targets."
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In other news, officals proudly announced a new line of "war causer" missles, capable of spreading fear, hate and missinformation to everyone on the planet in seconds.
They claimed that the new system, though quantitatively more expensive than the peacekeepers, was scrumulously cheaper. And that price didn't matter, since it could be paid for with an agressive series of tax cuts. And if it did turn out to be expensive, the blaim lay with state and local officials for not asking for the system sooner.
When asked how the news system differed from the existing network of communications satilites, a spokesperson wailed "Won't somebody think of the children?" while the reporter was dragged from the room by Homeland Security.
There were no further questions.
--MarkusQ
Date and cost of final deployment (from TFA second source)
since today is The International Day of Peace.
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In Soviet Russia, nuclear missile deactivates YOU!
When does a rectangle become a line?
Unfortunately, nations today only practice what has been known since Roman times:
Si vis pacem para bellum
"If you desire peace, prepare for war"
Don't blame it on dogma, blame it on human nature.
nos laetus epulor qui would domito nos
"Pacis est nostrum professio"
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Does sound better in Latin.
Compliments of Latin Translator
nos laetus epulor qui would domito nos
wow 71 foot tall, 8 diametere and 10 warheads.
The only problem I have with the article is it didn't win the Cold War, it did help us in it. But the only way we "won" the cold war was not by our hand. When the USSR was falling apart and the end was nigh, it was by the grace of god that the leaders of the falling communist state, didn't just say "fuck it" and launch their missles.
It was by their work, not our work that the end was peaceful as it was, at that point it wasn't a deterent because look at them now, they lost everything, but they chose the peaceful means of leaving the office.
Granted the missles did deter them from attacking earlier, but to be honest it's a deterent, not a win in the columns. An important difference.
Am I the only one who first thought of Farscape instead of Cold War era nukes?
Come on people!
When I was in fifth grade I lived near Vandenberg Air Force Base, where they would regularly test rockets and missiles. One of the groundskeepers pointed out a Peacekeeper (informing us of the name in the process). Even then, I wondered to myself: How are missiles designed to keep the peace?
First thing I thought of when I saw the dept. this story came from.
Bugs Bunny: I speak softly, but I carry a big stick!
Yosemite Sam: Oh yeah? Well I speak loouuud, and I carry a biiigger stick! And I use it too!
We don't have a state-run media we have a media-run state.
First of all, we wouldn't launch just one missile at a time and it's ignorance to think so. The Peacekeeper name was picked because it was to keep the peace through deterence. Nobody would dare to attack the US with these missiles in place, thus keeping the peace. As for terrorism, it's been used for hundreds of years, primarily by fundamental extermist. Today, it is used overwhemingly by Muslim extremist. We just stirred up the Iraqi hornets nest and now it's a mess that has to be dealt with.
Don't blame it on dogma, blame it on human nature.
I hate the phrase "Human nature". It's nature period. Dogs and even roaches have the same tactics that we commonly deamonize in our war-mongering leaders.
If anything the only distinctly human elements are those that require at least 2 orders of abstraction. Namely the concepts of civil disobediance and "turning the other cheeck". This constitutes a direct passive aggressive response to an aggressive act. It's very hard to do, and the motiviations required to accomplish it are too complex for a 1'st order thinking creature like a dog. I'm defining 0'th order being directly stimulus reflexive, 1'st order being memory-based-pattern stimulus induced reaction. 2'nd order being able to apply memorized patterns to new contexts as a response. (The concept of abstraction)
Very little in our daily lives require 2'nd order thinking. Most of it, in fact is mere directly learned association (1'st order thinking), so we're not that much higher evolved than the animal kingdom.
-Michael