FBI Agents Put New Focus on Deviant Porn

ErikPeterson wrote to mention an Ars Technica article discussing the FBI's new emphasis on online pornography. From the article: "Last month, the FBI began implementation of an anti-obscenity initiative designed to crack down on those that produce and distribute deviant pornography. According to FBI headquarters, the war against smut is 'one of the top priorities' of Attorney General Gonazalez and FBI Director Robert Meuller. Although law enforcement agencies have always been aggressive when it comes to prosecuting exploitative child pornographers, this new initiative is unique in that it targets Internet pornography featuring consenting adults."

Comments

Re:What's deviant?

[Average_Joe_Sixpack]

Furries ... hopefully they'll go after the furries!!

Re:Oh no, not miscigination

[aussersterne]

It's very simple, a Christian friend explained it all to me: Christ cannot come in his magic God The Father armor suit until there are no more naked people anywhere, because nudity makes his magic armor suit dissolve due to harmonic interaction between the light waves reflected off the suit and the color of human skin (black people excepted, of course, which is why nobody cares if they fuck). If Christ can't come with the magic God The Father suit, there will be no advanced life forms to save us from Commander Satan and the Demoniacs from planet Gehennom, and make no mistake, they will invade and munch on the souls of your children.

Nudity even messes with the Mighty Brainwaves of Righteousness that priests use to exorcise (i.e. block from teleportation) the solid-holigram forms of Satan's Demoniacs, which have already begun to arrive in advance scout and recon parties for the Collection Of Souls that will mark the end of the Earth if we can't get Christ and the God The Father magic suit here in time.

So it's essential for the survival of our species that we stamp all of this stuff out and LET THE MAGIC FORCES SAVE US FROM THE DARKNESS, DAMMIT!

Re:What's deviant?

[jcr]

Not at all

Dude, If you're into that, I'm not interested in arguing the point, any more than I'd waste time telling an anorexic that she isn't fat. I'll just tell you the same thing I'd tell anyone else in your shoes: get some serious professional help.

-jcr