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FBI Agents Put New Focus on Deviant Porn
ErikPeterson wrote to mention an Ars Technica article discussing the FBI's new emphasis on online pornography. From the article: "Last month, the FBI began implementation of an anti-obscenity initiative designed to crack down on those that produce and distribute deviant pornography. According to FBI headquarters, the war against smut is 'one of the top priorities' of Attorney General Gonazalez and FBI Director Robert Meuller. Although law enforcement agencies have always been aggressive when it comes to prosecuting exploitative child pornographers, this new initiative is unique in that it targets Internet pornography featuring consenting adults."
Thank God someone is finally taking us back to the 18th Century. It's about time.
Read the EFF's Fair Use FAQ
I would say "Fuck you" to everyone that voted for Bush, but I don't want to go to jail for being "obscene".
It should be trivial to mobilize ~98% of the slashdot crowd (who would be personally affected by this) to start a DDOS attack against the FBI servers. If only there was a direct link in TFS...
The grass is always greener on the other side of the light cone.
Alright--first, I'll want to tongue your bung while you juggle my balls in one hand and play with my asshole with the other. But don't stick you finger in. Then. I'll wanna pinky you and put it in your friend's brown, while Silent Bob spanks into a Dixie cup. After that, I'll wanna smell your titties, for a while, and you can pull my nutsack up over my dick, so it looks like a Bullfrog. Then I want you to flick at my nuts while your friend spanks me into the same Dixie cup Silent Bob jizzed in. Then we throw the Dixie cup out. " - maybe that is...
Not much of a clue, but still.
I suppose I can understand an anti-bestiality crackdown. But where's the harm in watching a grown man eat poop?
hang brain.
Heh, with any luck, they'll go after the goatse posters here.
I think that by deviant they mean this. The FBI agent with the nick BritneySpears14 must have been truly shocked.
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I am horrified and depressed by this anti-free-speech initiative, UNLESS 'deviant' means 'furry', in which case I am right behind these brave defenders of the constitution.
'Cause there's nothing worse than googling for 'round, firm, tanned buttocks' or whatever, and on the page of images that you get there's a picture of a poorly-drawn cartoon fox spanking a goth rabbit.
Not that I ever google for terms like that, obviously. That'd be utterly pathetic.
Now if you'll excuse me...
Whence? Hence. Whither? Thither.
So it’s only illegal if you pull out?
Quantum materiae materietur marmota monax si marmota monax materiam possit materiari?
Alas, exposure to Japanese Porn has given me a fetish for pixellation. My wife really gets annoyed when I ask her to put on the pixellation costume I bought for her.
What happened to the Taliban. There are no Taliban left in Afghanistan, they have all emigrated to the US. In fact, I think Mullah Omar is hiding out in the supreme court.
My rights don't need management.
There was this one flick We watched on my submarine, had this dude backpacking. He stops, pulls a midget out of his backpack, rails her for a couple minutes, finishes the deed. He then puts her back in the backpack, and goes about his business. Best porn I've ever watched.
Link?
This is in the context of the previous section. Men of Corinth were leaving their wives abandoned at home and engaging in bestiality, pedastry and cult prostitution, leaving their wives abandoned at home.
This is actually very good advice. Fuck your wife a lot and she'll be happy. Your wife should fuck you a lot and you'll be happy, and won't be inclined to go visit the Sex Megastore in downtown Corinth.
Adultery and Prostitution are bad. Sleeping with your wife is good. A man should get married so he doesn't engage in prostitution.
But not getting married at all is best.
I put on my robe and wizard hat.
Literalism isn't a form of humor, it's you being irritating.
Well if that's bad then any version of The Aristocrats will definately be censored.
So many fundamentalist Christians, so few lions....
How dare you quote a Kevin Smith movie and leave out the true connoisseur of porn.... Banky
"Variety's the spice of life. I like a wide selection. Sometimes I'm in the mood for nasty close-ups, sometimes I like them arty and air-brushed. Sometimes it's a spread brown-eye kind of night, sometimes it's girl-on-girl time. Sometimes a steamy letter will do it, sometimes -- not often, but sometimes -- I like the idea of a chick with a horse."
(and yes I had to google connoisseur for proper spelling)
Don't listen to me. Read the Bible But if I read the Bible, then I'd be listening to you, which you just told me not to do. I've become confused. I'll stay here and await further instruction.
Actually, my middle-class secular armchair analysis goes like this:
Children need to be shielded from all manifestations of Impurity possible. By so doing, their Innocence will be compromised to the minimum possible extent. They will grow up to beget more children, who will be better shielded and more Innocent than themselves, until one day the human race will become Perfectly Innocent beings and, as Perfectly Innocent, will be able to petition $(GOD) for readmittance to the Garden of Eden. $(GOD)'s unconditional love will have been earned once more, and we'll all get to enjoy a living paradise.
Mind you, I pulled this completely out of my ass. But that should be okay, because they did, too.
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let every man have his own wife
Awesome! So you're going to assign me a wife? Now I won't have to work on my social skills and can go back to playing WoW 20 hours a day!
If I have been able to see further than others, it is because I bought a pair of binoculars.
We all know what the real reason is. Someone can't find any of "the good stuff". So now they have the FBI looking for it all.
FBI siezes a copy and passes the most deviant on to higher up's who eventually pass it on to those who helped get them into office.
1. It is good for a man not to touch a woman.
2. Nevertheless, to avoid fornication, let every man have his own wife, and let every woman have her own husband.
In other words, being celibate is "good" but you shouldn't do it. Question: Out of the 2 choices, 1) becoming monks or nuns and 2) getting married, which one does Paul want them to do more?
3. Let the husband render unto the wife due benevolence: and likewise also the wife unto the husband.
4. The wife hath not power of her own body, but the husband: and likewise also the husband hath not power of his own body, but the wife.
5a. Defraud ye not one the other
Married people should have sex often. Even if you don't want to, remember that your husband or wife might so keep that in mind. Fun fact: The Talmud specifies the minimum frequency that couples should have sex. It varies depending on how much time you spend at work.
5b. except it be with consent for a time, that ye may give yourselves to fasting and prayer; and come together again, that Satan tempt you not for your incontinency.
If you both agree to not have sex that's OK but only for a short time. And even though you might feel that it helps your spirituality, remember that Satan can use it to tempt you. Also during those periods when you are not having sex, I think you shouldn't eat either, that would make you even more spiritual.
6. But I speak this by permission, and not of commandment.
That last thing about periodically not having sex is something I would discourage. But since you seem insistent on not having sex then I'm going to allow it.
7. For I would that all men were even as I myself. But every man hath his proper gift of God, one after this manner, and another after that.
I wish that everyone was like me, but we're all different, that's why I think it's OK for you to not have sex even though I think you should get married and make lots of babies.