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Giant Squid Caught on Film

caffeined writes "I think almost every geek's heart must skip a beat when they hear about giant squids (think "Jules Verne"). It appears the two Japanese researchers have managed (for the first time) to get actual footage of a live giant squid in action. It was "only" 26 feet long (a little more than 8m) which is big enough for me." Update: Pictures and no registration required at National Geographic.

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  1. I cant wait for the video release by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 5, Funny

    This will user in a whole new era of porn
    http://www.cdnn.info/news/eco/e050925.html

  2. Skip a beat, eh? by Dachannien · · Score: 5, Funny

    I think almost every geek's heart must skip a beat when they hear about giant squids

    Mmmmm.... Tentacle hentai....

    1. Re:Skip a beat, eh? by Neo-Rio-101 · · Score: 5, Funny

      I can't believe some people get off on that stuff.

      My girlfriend knows such a Japanese lady who draws tentacle hentai and gets off on it. She's cute, but has many imaginary boyfriends apparently. We always joke that she has a octopus for a boyfriend. She thinks that men and women holding hands and kissing is disgusting though (?!) - which as you can imagine, tends to turn most guys off her, probably causing her to fantasize about poor octopi.

      On a seperate note, I think Freud would have had a field day over in Japan.

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  3. mmmmm ... calamari by Average_Joe_Sixpack · · Score: 5, Funny

    served with a little butter, garlic and wedge of lemon

    1. Re:mmmmm ... calamari by AcidDan · · Score: 5, Funny

      Must... Not... Give... In...
      Bah! Sod It:

      In depths of ocean, calamari eats you!

      -- Dan =)

  4. A buffet! by darkitecture · · Score: 4, Funny


    Calamari for EVERYONE!

  5. Heart Skip by mrclark13 · · Score: 5, Funny

    I think gaint squid are interesting. That being said, I think maybe the submitter needs to get out more and enjoy some human companionship if his heart skips a beat at the thought of squid. Either that or his ex-girlfriends must have been really monstrous.

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  6. Re:The Pictures by Average_Joe_Sixpack · · Score: 5, Funny

    Here you go giant squid

  7. I just hope.. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 4, Funny

    that she doesn't try to take my happycake oven. Seriously, 40 watt deliciousness.

  8. Fuck You Thomas Patterson! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 5, Funny

    Damn right. I remember that day back in 6th grade where we got into a huge fight over the existance of the giant squid.

    I had said that carcasses were found, and after making fun of me for using the word "carcass," you proceeded to articulate further on my sexuality (which, btw, you couldnt have been more wrong about.)

    Tom, you then declared, through some haphazard strange conglomeration of swears and 6th grade dialogue, that you would drink your own pee if it were real.

    Im going to find your number, and ask if you are going to do it. Just to fuck with you.

    (name changed)

  9. Worthless without pics by Wind_Walker · · Score: 4, Funny

    Researcher 1: OMFG! We just caught a Giant Squid on camera!
    Researcher 2: Quick, let's get an article up and not give them any pictures!
    Researcher 1: Perfect!

  10. Eh by phalse+phace · · Score: 4, Funny

    Eh. Nothing exciting here.

    Now, if it were giant squids with frickin' laser beams attached to their heads...

  11. Re:How long? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 4, Funny

    the hell with that....how long until we capture them and start putting lasers and darts on them??

  12. Re:Pics here by MyLongNickName · · Score: 4, Funny

    You know what. I've seen goatse links before. They are grotesque. But this just crosses the line. Can we get the IP banned?

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  13. IT'S A TRAP! by SoundGuyNoise · · Score: 5, Funny

    That's what Calimari say when they get caught like that.

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  14. Well if it becomes a threat by Solr_Flare · · Score: 5, Funny

    We can just send in a squad of Toxic Dart Dolphins.

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  15. What do they look like? Duh... by NewsWatcher · · Score: 5, Funny
    "Nobody knew what they looked like in the wild."

    Well, at a guess, just like a normal squid, only bigger.

    Thank god the hunt is over. That was obviously worth the effort.

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  16. Re:I have some shocking news for you Mr. Geek by mallocme · · Score: 5, Funny

    you're forgetting the latest exchange rate. The foot has really been taking a hit lately.

  17. Re:Tentacle? by Mateito · · Score: 4, Funny

    All Japanese seafood research involves a hook. This is just an exension of their use of whales for scienfic purposes. mmmm... scientific purposes in garlic butter.

  18. Re:Titanic Struggle by Frogbert · · Score: 4, Funny
    By all accounts they are extremely aggresive, suggesting they don't see themselves as prey and know no predators.

    Vin Diesel could take one on... probably two on a good day.
  19. Re:pressure by cornface · · Score: 5, Funny

    so at the very least, they could put a giant squid inside a submarine.

    He could wear a little captain's hat and pretend to steer.

  20. Re:Amazing.... Overlord Championships! by Ranger · · Score: 3, Funny

    Isn't it one of the signs of the coming Apocolypse that not one Overlords joke has been modded up in this story yet?

    It's worse than that. I was just complaining about having to welcome yet another overlord when they announced acetylene based life on Titan. Now we add the Giant Squid Overlords and the Poison Dart Dolphin Overlords into the mix. The field is just getting too crowded. Maybe the guy who replied to my comment is right. It's about having the Overlord Championships and the toy tie ins. He was right. It's all about the children.

    Get ready to RUMM-BOLLL!!!! I for one welcome the Overlord Championships. It is the only civilized way to find out who to be subservient and obsequious to.

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  21. Best laugh I've had all day! by Wabbit+Wabbit · · Score: 5, Funny

    I'd mod you up if I could. And you owe me a coke and a keyboard.

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  22. Is anyone going to use the adjective "Cthulhoid?" by Errandboy+of+Doom · · Score: 3, Funny

    Man, judging from those pictures, those giant squids must be 20,000 leagues long!

    This one is my favorite. The only thing more satisfying to my aquatic geekiness than a giant squid is a giant squid fighting a giant sperm whale.

    Oh come on, you know you've run that fight in d20, or will soon.

  23. Re:How long? by martyr69 · · Score: 5, Funny

    Our top priority should be hunting them down and defeating them. They're much too large to not be a danger to us: we might be looking at the new WHALES here people.

  24. Re:Pictures by dummyname12 · · Score: 5, Funny

    More pictures here.

  25. Re:Ummm, no, not EVERY time... by Keebler71 · · Score: 4, Funny

    I'm trying to picture where a whale's neck is...

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  26. Re:How long? by ScarKnee · · Score: 5, Funny
    "So you get a system that is = person + skin tight body suit + nonvolatile fluid + bubble helmet + Air supply "


    I guess if you got a couple of Slashdotters to try it out in space you'd have two less lonely people in the world.

    I dunno, it's entirely possible that Air Supply already has quite a bit of experience with vasoline, skin-tight body suits, etc... maybe they could go up and try it out.
  27. Re:How long? by Your+Pal+Dave · · Score: 3, Funny

    How Long?

    Cripes, doesn't anyone even read the summary anymore?

    26 feet.

    Jeez.

  28. Re:Titanic Struggle by MalachiConstant · · Score: 3, Funny
    You're right, I was not thinking about their different body chemistry. I concede my first point, and thanks for the explanation of why only younger/smaller squids have been seen near the surface.

    And just because you exposed my stupidity I'll mention that you spelled "suffocate" wrong. ;)

  29. Re:How long? by 10Ghz · · Score: 4, Funny
    Cover the human in vaseline


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  30. Re:How long? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 5, Funny

    What if you fart?

  31. Re:pressure by FuturePastNow · · Score: 3, Funny

    Sounds like we need some transparent aluminum. I heard there's this company in San Francisco....

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  32. Mon Calamari by Winterblink · · Score: 3, Funny

    Thought the squid: "It's a trap!"

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